Gastrointestinal disorder (read in epic voice)
By: wanderer
Chapter one
You expect some one to spend lots of time on a story you expect them to spell right you expect the story to be good and keep your interest and have a good plot you expect a story to have correct literate if that is what you are looking for you have come to the wrong story this story will evaporate your brain and replace it with a mouse This story will turn your kidneys in to baby's this story will haunt you for all your days this story will take over the world and rule with a iron fist and a cheeseburger god. foom. This story is about stuff Boooooooooom!
Meet tarry he is a young man in the prime of his life and the he read this story look at him now lying there on the floor in pain the story just translated all of his files to angry sword wielding monkeys! You know theres nothing more awesome or terrifying as that!!! Know he will never be able to under stand his e-mails ever agen. Speztenaz!