Religion or Love chapter one

by blackfox123321

The Akatsuki got a new member.Her name was Fox.She had hair like Hidans except it was black.She was also a Jashinist.To celebrate they had game night and let her pick the game,but they where very disappointed at the game she pick...TRUTH OR DARE!

Hidan:Why the fuck did you choose that of all things!

Fox:I fucking want to that's why!

Kakuzu:Shut up and let's start the game!

Kisame:Your new so your turn Fox.

Fox:OK.Tobi,truth or dare?

Tobi:Truth!Tobi never lies! .

Fox:evil smirk If you had to kiss a guy in this room who would it be?

Tobi:No!Tobi is a good boy!

Fox:Sorry Tobi that's not an answer.Just whisper his name to me.

Tobi:OK.gets close to fox so nobody can hear Zetsu because Zetsu is Tobi's best friend.Please don't tell.

Fox:Don't worry i wont.

Itachi:So?

Fox :I'm not telling you.Tobi your turn.

Tobi:OK!Konan truth or dare?

Konan:Dare.

Tobi:Tobi dares you to go to kisame and sing "Jaws".

Konan:Ok.

Kisame:Currently in the kitchen for a glass of waterI'm blue DA BA DE DA BA die!Hahahahaha!Hey Konan.

Konan:Dun dun.dun dun.dundundundundundun.Rawr!Bites Kisame's arm

Kisame:Hahahaha.Nice one.

They both walk back to the circle

Fox:That was so funny.Itachi even smiled.

Itachi:Did not!

Kisame:My turn!Uhh...Itachi!

Itachi:Truth.

Kisame:Is it true that your closet is full of stuffed animals?

Itachi:No. -/.\-

Fox:Yes it is.I Checked.

Itachi:F!#k.I've been found out.

Fox:Whoa.I can't believe that trick worked!

Hidan:Nice one!High-fives Fox

Itachi:Asshole.Oh well Hidan truth or dare?

Itachi:I dare you to sleep in Fox's bed with her.

Fox and Hidan:What!?

Itachi:You heard me.

Fox:You know that's against his religion!You asshole!

Leader:Two more than the games over.

Hidan:Kakuzu,truth or dare.

Kakuzu:Truth.

Hidan:What would you do if all the money in the world dissapeared?

Kakauzu:I would find out why and if i could then get it back.Oh and whered Zetsu go?

Hidan:He didn't want to play.

Kakuzu:Leader truth or dare?

Leader:Truth.

Kakuzu:Why is there only two girls in the akatsuki?

Leader:They where the only two powerful enough.

Hidan:That's what they all say.roles eyes

Leader:Death glares at Hidan

Hidan:Remember I can't die.

Leader:Game night is now over.Off you go peoples.

Fox and Hidan head to Foxes room

Every one goes to their room

To Be Continued...

What will happen next in the akatsuki house next time on Religion or Love!