Boring Max Speech plus zombies, not good.
See, we were in Australia (highly zombie populated area, I know, I know) evacuating everyone out of the country after the last zombie attack. Max had to give a speech to calm everyone down. Mostly about kicking zombie butt, blah blah blah.
But mostly, just zombies.
We herded most everyone out and then split up into 3 groups, Nudge and Gasman, Iggy and Angel, Me and Max.
"Fang." Max said.
"Yeah?" I asked.
"You've been silent lately." she said.
"Uh, Max. Silent is what I do."
"Oooh. Right."
We heard the snap of a twig.
"So, Fang?"
"Yeah?"
"If the zombie's come… protect me."
Since when was Max girly?
"Uhhhh…"
"I knew it!"
"What?"
Max threw her specially wired, given to us by the government taser, on the jungle floor.
"Uh, Max. You're gonna break your taser."
"I DON'T CARE IF I BREAK MY TASER!! WHO CARES IF MY STINKING TASER IS BROKEN? NOT ME!" she stomped around the trees.
Then she started weeping.
"Fang." she said, sobbing. "I care if my taser breaks. If my taser breaks we can't fight the zombies."
"Uh-"
"Okay, let's go!" she said in a perky voice.
Bipolarism or just… Max being girly. I didn't know which was more terrifying.
Gazzy: Fang is going to kill you!
Me: It's just a random fanfic…
Gazzy: so is Max.
Me: Gazzy.
Gazzy: And… Zombies?
Me: Mmmmhmmmm.
Gazzy: You're crazy. Cuckoo in the head.
Me: Yeah, whatever.
R&R??