Akatsuki Teenage Cats
Prologue (sorta)
I woke up to the sound of, "VINNIE! Get your ass up!" I peeled my eyes open. I wanted to close them again but did not want to find ice all over me. I rolled over and glanced at the clock. But of course I'm blind so I couldn't see what so freaking ever! I grabbed my glasses and stuffed them on my face. Now when I glanced at the clock, I could actually see what time it was. 6:30. On a Sunday. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I rose out of bed to go kill whoever had woken me up so damn early. After some serious thinking, I decided against it. I knew it was Booie anyway, but she could die later. Instead I followed my usual morning ritual. Which was:
Get out of bed
Say, "Hello Danna" to my Sasori poster above my bed
Go to my computer
Start watching Shippuden
And so here I am sitting at my computer, watching Shippuden. I happen to be a Sasori fangirl, so of course I was cheering, "DIE Sukura DIE! Go, kick to face!" Yes, I'm cheering on fictional characters. Deal with it. I decided I wanted a Sammich. Mmmm Sammich, capitalized for flavor. I let the episode keep playing, because I had already seen it before. I walked to the kitchen and made myself a yummy Sammich. I enjoyed it a lot, but figuring I could catch the end of the episode, I literally ran back to my room, sliding and banging into the linen closet at the end of the hallway. I was thrown backwards and landed on my ass. (Yes, I've actually done this, it hurt.)
"Owie that hurt…" I mumbled, standing up. I walked into my bedroom, cursing everything, and sat down in my computer chair. I looked up and noticed the episode was over. I didn't feel like watching it over again, so I decided on a nap. I got up and turned to lay on my bed. That's when I realized I was not the only person in my room…