AN: Hey guys, it's been a very long time since I did some kind of Bleach fic. Well here's a one-shot that I thought of after watching a YouTube video. I hope you guys find it funny I sure did.
I don't own Bleach or the other stuff that will be mentioned in this fic.
Chad's Secret Weapon
"How am I supposed to prove I'm the strongest by slaughtering weaklings all the time? Just leave him." Noitora said as he turned got and started to walk away. Suddenly out of nowhere music started to play in the background.
Bokura wa nani ni yumemite
Doko e mukau beki na no ka
Uragiri ya kakehiki no naka te ni shita
Shouri ni dore hodo kachi ga aru no ka
"Where the hell did this music come from, Tesla?!" Noitora said.
"I don't know Noitora-sama."
Taiyou wa tachikirenu mujun wo
Kakaete mo mirai no yuku e
Terashitsudzukeru
"I won't let you take another step forward." Chad said as he struggled to get back on his feet, his open wound bleeding.
"So it looks like you can still stand?" Noitora said amused.
"I'll finish this in one final blow!" Chad yelled out.
Suddenly Chad's body was covered in a red aura. It was like his body was ablaze. Almost on cue the music playing in the background became louder.
"I hope you're watching me Falcon Teichou." Chad thought as he readied his secret weapon.
"FALLLLLCOOOOON PUUUNNNCCCCHHHH!!" Chad screamed out as he charged forward. The blazing aura formed into a falcon made of fire. Suddenly it seemed like time was slowing down. Chad looked into the sky and the image of a buff man dressed in a blue uniform appeared.
"Falcon Teichou!!" Chad yelled out.
"You make me proud Chad! Now show him your moves!!" Captain Falcon yelled as he gave Chad a thumbs up.
Chad's attack collided with Noitora. The Espada and his arrancar servant Tesla were consumed in a bright blinding light.
"What the hell is this?! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!" Noitora screamed out in horror and pain.
Tsuyoku hakanakimono yo
Kono te wo hiki michibiite
Shinjitsu to yoberu basho ga aru nara
Tomadoi kizutsuite mo
Kono chiheisen no mukou
mada kotae wa mienai
"Sado Yasutora!!" Gantenbien screamed out Chad's name before everything around him disappeared in the light.
Elsewhere Ichigo, Rukia, Uryu, Renji and their arrancar opponents witnessed the massive blinding light.
BOOOOM!!
The blast was massive and the radius wasn't limited to where Chad was. The blinding light that accompanied the explosion reached everyone in Hueco Mundo as they witnessed the awesome and destructive power of the Falcon Punch.
"OH SHIIIITT!!" Everybody screamed at once.
Searching For The Truth...
Searching For The Truth...
Searching For The Truth...
Searching For The Truth...
The power of this incredible attack was even felt by those in Soul Society. The bright light of the attack was so immense that it could be seen in the world of the living as well. On this day the war with the arrancar was ended with the Falcon Punch.
AN: I know people it was stupid. But after I watched that funny ass YouTube video of that F-Zero anime showing the Falcon Punch I had to do this. The lyrics I put here are from Searching for the Truth by Hiro X, the theme song for the F-Zero anime.