The Cheese Weapon
Dude, I don't known these square soft characters, So please don't send an angry mob after me. This takes place in FF7; they are just about to encounter the toughest fight yet. Will they make it out alive?
"huff. heave.whoa! That was a tough battle!" Yuffie exclaimed to the group after defeating the Emerald Weapon. "Yeah. it sure was... But I bet you that wasn't the last of them." Said Tifa.
The group then flew the high wind to Junon to rest up.
- -At the inn- -
"Well... at least we managed to get the Weird Chocobo, legend has it, with this Chocobo we can go anywhere!" exclaimed Yuffie.
*Tifa busts in the doorway*
"Oh No you guys! Bad news! A rioting group is wreaking havoc outside AS WE SPEAK, they say that there is a mysterious fiend on the rampage named the Cheese Weapon..." exclaimed Tifa.
"The Cheese Weapon? The hell." murmured Barrett
"The Cheese Weapon. Ahh I remember now, the legendary Cheese Weapon. hidden deep in the mountains." Stated Vincent.
"Well if it's so legendary how hard to you think it will be to beat?" asked Cloud.
"I don't care how hard it is right now, let's just go outside and get the villagers to a safe place" said Tifa.
So the group ran outside. everyone was gone.
"Ahh! Where'd everyone go?!" cried Tifa.
"Weird." said Cloud
"Oh no!!! Look guys, over there! It's the Cheese Weapon!!" exclaimed Yuffie.
A massive weapon emerged before them. the Cheese Weapon. It was an enormous cheese weapon; the holes in it produced light rays that blew them off their feet.
"SHIT!!!" yelled Cid.
"Shut it Cid, I have a plan!" said Cloud
Cloud ran around behind the Cheese Weapon and hit it repeatedly with his sword. "Oh crap! No good!!" cried Cloud.
"Yo, dumbass! It's a hunk of cheese! It can't be that hard to beat!!" screamed Barrett as he shot at it with his gun arm.
"OH CRAP!! YOU GOT IT IN ITS LIMIT BREAK!" Yelled Cloud
The Cheese Weapon took the final blow with its strongest limit break, Sharp Cheddar. As it was blowing chunks, Yuffie went under its body and was chucking throwing stars at it.
"YUFFIE WATCH OUT!!!!!" Tifa screamed as the Cheese Weapon was starting to break down.
~~!!*^*CRASH*^*!!~~
The Cheese Weapon crashed upon Yuffie, trapping her underneath it.
"YUFFIE" The group yelled.
Cid heard a rustle so he took a passing glance past his shoulder and he saw but an odd shaped shadow in the smoke inching nearer to the group as they trembled in fear for the sake of Yuffie.
"Hey guys! What in the hell is that?!" Cid exclaimed
Cid turned around again. it was gone. Suddenly, a mysterious shadow hovered above the group; it came down softly and slowly. Barrett shot at it, but it resumed its pace. When it finally came into view, it was the mysterious Weird Chocobo they caught during their journey.
"Cho...cobo??" Cloud stared in awe. The Chocobo started pecking, eating away at the cheese weapon.
"Wark!" The Chocobo chirped. After 10 minuets or so, the group decided to pitch in and help eat the cheese weapon.
"Yummy!" Said Tifa.
"Yuck, I never did have a taste for cheese." Said Red XIII.
Once they were at the mechanical part of the cheese weapon, the group gave it their all to lift it up and over where Yuffie was.
"OH MY GOSH! YUFFIE!!" Tifa exclaimed as she casted a cure 3 spell on her.
"Ohh.ouch. Thanks Tifa thanks you guys." Said Yuffie.
"No problem" said cloud
The group went back to their room at the inn. Everyone and everything were peaceful in Junon once again.
Dude, I don't known these square soft characters, So please don't send an angry mob after me. This takes place in FF7; they are just about to encounter the toughest fight yet. Will they make it out alive?
"huff. heave.whoa! That was a tough battle!" Yuffie exclaimed to the group after defeating the Emerald Weapon. "Yeah. it sure was... But I bet you that wasn't the last of them." Said Tifa.
The group then flew the high wind to Junon to rest up.
- -At the inn- -
"Well... at least we managed to get the Weird Chocobo, legend has it, with this Chocobo we can go anywhere!" exclaimed Yuffie.
*Tifa busts in the doorway*
"Oh No you guys! Bad news! A rioting group is wreaking havoc outside AS WE SPEAK, they say that there is a mysterious fiend on the rampage named the Cheese Weapon..." exclaimed Tifa.
"The Cheese Weapon? The hell." murmured Barrett
"The Cheese Weapon. Ahh I remember now, the legendary Cheese Weapon. hidden deep in the mountains." Stated Vincent.
"Well if it's so legendary how hard to you think it will be to beat?" asked Cloud.
"I don't care how hard it is right now, let's just go outside and get the villagers to a safe place" said Tifa.
So the group ran outside. everyone was gone.
"Ahh! Where'd everyone go?!" cried Tifa.
"Weird." said Cloud
"Oh no!!! Look guys, over there! It's the Cheese Weapon!!" exclaimed Yuffie.
A massive weapon emerged before them. the Cheese Weapon. It was an enormous cheese weapon; the holes in it produced light rays that blew them off their feet.
"SHIT!!!" yelled Cid.
"Shut it Cid, I have a plan!" said Cloud
Cloud ran around behind the Cheese Weapon and hit it repeatedly with his sword. "Oh crap! No good!!" cried Cloud.
"Yo, dumbass! It's a hunk of cheese! It can't be that hard to beat!!" screamed Barrett as he shot at it with his gun arm.
"OH CRAP!! YOU GOT IT IN ITS LIMIT BREAK!" Yelled Cloud
The Cheese Weapon took the final blow with its strongest limit break, Sharp Cheddar. As it was blowing chunks, Yuffie went under its body and was chucking throwing stars at it.
"YUFFIE WATCH OUT!!!!!" Tifa screamed as the Cheese Weapon was starting to break down.
~~!!*^*CRASH*^*!!~~
The Cheese Weapon crashed upon Yuffie, trapping her underneath it.
"YUFFIE" The group yelled.
Cid heard a rustle so he took a passing glance past his shoulder and he saw but an odd shaped shadow in the smoke inching nearer to the group as they trembled in fear for the sake of Yuffie.
"Hey guys! What in the hell is that?!" Cid exclaimed
Cid turned around again. it was gone. Suddenly, a mysterious shadow hovered above the group; it came down softly and slowly. Barrett shot at it, but it resumed its pace. When it finally came into view, it was the mysterious Weird Chocobo they caught during their journey.
"Cho...cobo??" Cloud stared in awe. The Chocobo started pecking, eating away at the cheese weapon.
"Wark!" The Chocobo chirped. After 10 minuets or so, the group decided to pitch in and help eat the cheese weapon.
"Yummy!" Said Tifa.
"Yuck, I never did have a taste for cheese." Said Red XIII.
Once they were at the mechanical part of the cheese weapon, the group gave it their all to lift it up and over where Yuffie was.
"OH MY GOSH! YUFFIE!!" Tifa exclaimed as she casted a cure 3 spell on her.
"Ohh.ouch. Thanks Tifa thanks you guys." Said Yuffie.
"No problem" said cloud
The group went back to their room at the inn. Everyone and everything were peaceful in Junon once again.