This is just a fun little story I thought up, it's the unfortunate result of my brain being bored and having watched too much buzzed combined with warriors. I hope you enjoy it!

"Hey Spots, what have you been up to lately?" Bluestar called to the tortoiseshell medicine cat.

Spottedleaf shrugged, "Oh you know, the usual. Hunting, sleeping, appearing to my sleeping clanmates with questionable advice."

"Oh, that sounds nice." Bluestar agreed, then stopped and turned back. "Did you say appearing dreams?" She asked, looking concerned.

"Hmm? Oh, yeah." Spottedleaf confirmed, "You know, Leafpool has been freaking out about that hot Windclan tom, the one who was dating Feathertail."

"I can see why, he's pretty cute." Bluestar agreed thoughtfully, "In a lanky, Windclan way."

Spottedleaf nodded, "Not as hot as Firestar though, you chose the right name you know, it suits him perfectly."

"He has a mate you know." Bluestar told Spottedleaf, "And kits."

Spottedleaf shrugged, "A she cat can dream right?" She said, her face showing no sign of remorse.

"Speaking of his kits though, what did you say to Leafpool about that Windclan tom?" Bluestar asked. "I hope it was good."

"Oh it was!" Spottedleaf grinned, looking very pleased with herself. "I told her to follow her heart."

Bluestar stared at Spottedleaf for a second, then began laughing a little nervously, "Haha, good joke Spots! But really, what did you say?"

"No, that's really what I told her. I thought it was really good advice." She said, looking a little hurt. "Don't you agree with me Blue?"

"No!" Bluestar yowled, "What is she chooses the hot guy instead of being single and alone forever?"

Spottedleaf looked disgruntled, "Well I did, didn't?" She responded.

"You and nobody else." Bluestar rolled her eyes, "Stop reminding me how morally superior you are to literally everyone else."

Spottedleaf tossed her head, "I have no idea what you mean and anyway the warrior code and the life of a medicine cat is more important to Leafpool, I can tell."

Bluestar shrugged and turned away, "Suit yourself but don't blame me if she chooses the hot one."

"She won't!" Spottedleaf called after the blue grey leader, "Her heart is as pure as mine and her devotion just as strong!"

Later That Moon

"Ahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! That's too funny, that's too good." Bluestar chortled, sitting up and shaking grass from her pelt. "I told you, I told you she'd choose the hot one!" She crowed, blinking tears of mirth from her eyes.

"I don't think it's all that funny." Spottedleaf said, looking very disgruntled and not at all amused. "She broke her vow, it's not a laughing matter."

Bluestar gave another loud laugh, "Oh come on Spotty, you're just upset 'cause you basically told her to do it!"

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~ Feathers