A/N ok ill take a stab at humor…not necessarily the BEST attempt ever, but come on, I'm a sucker for a crazy idea. Don't get all 'oh that's not overly funny' on me, cuz generally it seems that I'm funniest whenever I'm being dead serious. Go figure.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse…but of course if I did, the magical race of fairies would TOTALLY make an appearance and join the group of mythical creatures.
I stared long and hard at the paper in front of me. How to answer, how to answer. OH! I got it! I raised my hand.
"Yes?" I promptly stood up.
"I think that making us take this test," I pointed accusingly to the paper. "is a cruel and unusual form of punishment. And cruel and unusual punishment is against the Constitution."
My teacher merely looked amused at my outburst. "Sit, down, Mr. Cullen. If you know so much about history, take the test."
I think I responded appropriately. I chucked my book at him, not hard enough to knock him out, but hard enough to make a point. "FREEDOM TO THE TEST TAKING STUDENTS!"
I rushed forward toward the teacher and was about to throw him out the window. Rosalie marched up behind me and pinned my arms behind me like I was a criminal or something. "I'M NOT A CRIMINAL I SAY! I HAVE A RIGHT TO A LAWYER!"
She apologized to the teacher, I merely stuck my tongue out at him, and she marched me out. "Now, Emmett, we've talked about this…"
"I thought this was a government by the people, for the people or whatever crap they said. I strongly believe that we SHOULD NOT HAVE TO TAKE THAT TEST!"
"Emmett, you know all the answers. Why are you making such a big deal out of this?"
"Jasper said he'd give me a break from all the strange mood swings I get. I swear, it's worse than when you during your 'time of the month'."
…… was all I got in response for a second. "Emmett…I don't get my 'time of the month'. You do know that, right?"
"OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoh. So you're just naturally moody. Okay, I get it."
Once again humor isn't my best writing technique. But comment! More random moments to come!