Disclaimer: If you have not read my other story "The Lady Sage and the Kazekage's Many Adventure", please read it if you want to understand my OC, Izuka Uzumaki and her past. If you have read it, then you recognize where this parody comes from. (Check Chapter 8). :)
P.S. Words in italics are either the character thoughts or song lyrics or Izuka and Gaara telepathically communicating with each other. (Thanks Shukaku).
Parody 1: Party in the ANBU
It was peaceful in the Sand village. Not a cloud was in sight. Kids were playing in the parks. People were talking with other people. It was just a normal, peaceful day in the whole village. Well, not the whole village. Within one residence, the feeling wasn't peaceful. It was plain out boring.
The residence was home to Gaara, the Kazekage of the Sand village and resident sand manipulator, Temari, the resident wind mistress, Kankuro, resident puppeteer, and Izuka, the resident element controller and the Sage of the Six Paths.
Currently, Temari, Izuka, and Gaara were all in the living room. Gaara and Izuka were sitting on the couch watching television. Temari was sitting on a nearby chair, painting her toenails cherry red. Even though, it was a peaceful day in Suna, the teenagers were bored out of their minds. Then, all of a sudden, Kankuro burst into the room with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Hey guys! I want you to listen to this." exclaimed Kankuro as he blocked the television.
"Hey, you're blocking "Pirates of the Caribbean"!" screamed Izuka as she tried to look past Kankuro to watch the movie.
"Really, which one?" asked Kankuro.
"Curse of the Black Pearl" said Gaara as he too tried to look past Kankuro.
"Eh. I prefer "Dead Man's Chest"." said Kankuro.
"Okay Kankuro. Before Izuka and Gaara break their necks trying to look over your big body, what do you want us to listen to and what's with the piece of paper?" asked Temari as she put down the nail polish.
"I have finally finished my parody of Weird Al Yankovic's Party in the C.I.A." said the excited puppeteer.
"You made a parody of a parody?" asked Gaara.
"Hell yeah!" screamed Kankuro. He then turned off the television, much to the dismay of the Sage and Kazekage.
"HEY!" they screamed in unison.
"I want you guys to listen to it." said Kankuro.
Before Gaara and Izuka could argue, Temari spoke for all of them. "All right, we'll listen to it."
"What?" said Izuka and Gaara in exasperated monotones.
"It couldn't hurt to listen to the song. Maybe it's good for all we know." she said as she took a seat next to Gaara on the couch.
Gaara didn't argue and neither did Izuka. They both just laid back on the couch in defeat.
"By the way, what the name of your parody?" asked Izuka in a bored tone.
"It's called Party in the ANBU!" said Kankuro.
"Really?" asked Gaara.
"Yep. All I'm asking from you guys is that you don't interrupt me and that you save all your questions and comments until I'm done."
"Alright, Kankuro." said Temari. "Go right ahead. We're listening."
"Good." he turned his attention to the two insomnia-ringed teens. "Try not to sleep on me."
"I can guarantee that I won't, but, Gaara on the otherhand, I make no promises." said Izuka.
Kankuro turned to Gaara. "She speaks for both of us." replied the young Kazekage.
"Okay." Kankuro cleared his throat. "Party in the ANBU" by Kankuro Sabaku."
"When did you start using my title?" asked Gaara in surprise.
"Since you stopped being so cruel and bloodthirsty. NOW SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE PERFORMANCE!" yelled Kankuro.
Gaara stayed silent, but gave his brother a menacing glare.
"Alright, here I go." said Kankuro. The next words that came out of his mouth were his lyrics.
I moved up to Suna recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some shinobi land
And topple their regime
Those men in black with their matching kunai
Give them a look and then you'll just die
Ninjas got that power
Gaara is so sour
I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda kind of wishing
For a S-rank mission
That's when the red alert came via the ANBU spy
And I put my cat hat on
Got my purple face paint on
And I got my puppets drawn
So I get my ninja mask
Exploding tags
My S-rank mission
Spying on the Sound like yeah, annoying my brother like yeah
Memorized all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the ANBU!
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the ANBU!
I've done a couple of crazy things that almost gotten me dismissed
Like eat away at Gaara's cookie plate, that really, really got him pissed
Burn that secret file, buddy, will you
I'd tell you why but then I have to kill you
You need a quickie confession
Yamanakas do mind reading sessions!
No hurry on this daimyo dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked into my laser sights
And my poison dart was shot
And my poison dart was shot
And another villain I got
Yeah, we've got our ANBU all over the land
From Konoha to Kiri;
Payin' the bribes like yeah, killing the traitors like yeah;
Interrogating the scum of the lands, we'll break them by the end of brunch
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the ANBU!
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the ANBU!
Need a country stabilized?
Look way further, we're not your guys
We got matching suits and masks
And we'll kill all your enemies if you ask!
Better put your hands up and surrender right now
Or else you'll die where you stand
Stagin' a coup like yeah, brainwashing siblings like yeah
We only torture enemies of Suna,
So only the 4 other Great Nations will be okay,
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the ANBU!
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the ANBU!
Kankuro bowed at the end. When he stood back up, he noticed that only Temari was laughing. Izuka was confused. Gaara just gave a blank expression.
"Well, what do you guys think?" asked Kankuro.
"That was actually good, Kankuro." said Temari in between giggles.
"Some parts of the song were a bit confusing, but it was okay." said Izuka.
"You just had to mention eating my cookies, didn't you?" said Gaara coldly.
"Hey! The cookies Izuka bakes are for everybody. You hog them too much." said Kankuro as he pointed his finger accusingly at Gaara.
"Don't point your finger at me." said Gaara.
"Don't tell me what to do, raccoon eyes!"
"Kankuro, what have I told you about calling me that." said Gaara. His voice was dripping with venom.
Kankuro noticed the venom in his brother's words and calmed down. "Sorry, I didn't mean that. Honest!"
"Alright, I forgive you." said Gaara.
The room was silent, but for only a short while. Kankuro, being his usual idiotic self, just had to break the silence.
"I'm sorry again, Gaara. I'm sorry that you look like a red-haired panda!" screamed Kankuro as he broke down in laughter. Temari did the same.
"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD, KANKURO!"
Gaara leapt off the couch and started to chase Kankuro all around the house. Izuka could only look on in disappointment.
"Temari, why does Kankuro love to torture Gaara so much?" asked Izuka.
"It's probably to get back at Gaara for what he did during his jinchuriki days." said Temari as she took out a video camera from out of nowhere. She turned the camera on and ran after her brothers, screaming. "I AM SO PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE!"
As the chaos ensued around her, Izuka took up the t.v. remote and turned the television back on.
"Izuka, what's wrong?" asked Ryuna, her longtime tailed beast and partner.
"Nothing, Ryuna; it's just that I get where Gaara is coming from."
"I understand." said Ryuna as she went back into Izuka's sub-consciousness.
"GET BACK HERE!" screamed Gaara.
"WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR SAND, MR. TANUKI! . . . AW CRAP. AWWWWWW!"
Izuka turned around to see Kankuro covered in Gaara's sand. Temari was still videotaping the whole thing.
"Take back what you said!" said Gaara in a cold voice.
"NEVER!" screamed Kankuro.
"What are you going to do to him?" asked Temari.
"I have no idea." said Gaara.
"Ha! You got nothing!" yelled Kankuro.
Izuka got up from her seat and went over to the three siblings. "I have an idea."
She went over to Kankuro and raised her right index finger right up to Kankuro's face. All of a sudden, a bolt of electricity appeared on her fingertip.
"NO! NOT THE SHOCK!" screamed Kankuro.
Gaara smirked at this development. He knew that Kankuro hated being electrocuted, especially by Izuka. She was basically a living lightning rod with her affinity for the electric element.
"Aw snap! This is getting good!" said Temari as she continued filming the scene unfolding in front of her.
"Are you going to take back what you said?" asked Izuka as she moved her electric finger closer to Kankuro's nose.
As the finger came closer and closer, Kankuro broke down crying. "Yes! I take it all back! I'm sorry, Gaara, for calling you those names. Please don't give me the shock!"
Izuka took her finger away and extinguished the bolt, satisfied with Kankuro's response. Gaara motioned for his sand to get off Kankuro's body, the sand happy to oblige. Temari turned off her video camera.
"All I need is my laptop, and this video will be on Youtube by tonight." Temari then walked up the stairs to her room to the deed.
"WAIT, TEMARI! COME BACK! DON'T PUT THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!" Kankuro ran after his sister. Not only did he want to stop his sister, he wanted to protect his dignity, well, what's left of it.
As this ensued between the older siblings, Izuka turned to Gaara, who was commanding his sand to go back into its' gourd.
"Cookies?" she asked.
Gaara turned to his friend. "Lets."
Izuka and Gaara walked to the kitchen to get some cookies. Meanwhile, Kankuro was banging on Temari's bedroom door. Temari was inside her room, uploading the video and maniacally laughing the day away.
End of chapter 1
Author's Note: I was given a mission by a fellow author, The Kazekage of Suna, to create a short one shot for my parody "Party in the C.I.A". I decided to make it the beginning of a new story. Don't worry. I won't parody just Weird Al Yankovic songs. I'll parody songs from other genres. You guys just won't know what songs I'll parody. It's for me to know and you to find out. If you want to request a parody of song, send me a message. If I think the song is good, I'll use it. If it's bad, I have no idea. I'll try to incorporate one parody in each chapter. Review and vote on my poll. Please! :)
P.S. I do not own Weird Al Yankovic or "Party in the C.I.A". The song belongs to him.