My Life According to me.....



Disclaimer:I own nothing here but myself!!(and even at times I'm not quite sure of that..)





Sarah:I need a muse..my "Ann and Trowa" story has been sitting there for so long untouched...

Stuffed moose deemed 'Sean':Yeah,not to mention your Gundam Wing fanfic has been sitting in that same binder since June after the convention..

Sarah:Shut up..I'm working at my own slow pace here,DON'T MOCK GENIUS,YOU REINDEER WANNABE!

'Sean':It's been 7 months..and 3 chapters..it's genius at work here,people..genius I tell you.

Sarah:*holds up sign*"Moose for sale!Stuffed white moose for sale!heck..Stuffed moose for free!!"

'Sean':ADOPT ME!!!SHE'S ABUSIVE!!

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Sarah:*is walking down the street after school toward a coffeeshop type thing,in midst of having her face(in new glasses no less) buried in a 'JTHM/Lenore X-over*Well,it's friday...thank god

Random Person: Miss?Miss be careful!!BE CAREF-

Sarah:*has been run over by a bicycle*Yep..knew it was too good to be true..this day just HAD to have something go wrong...

Random Person: Are you alright?You look a little...pale.

Sarah: No..just fine..I'll just lay here and let the internal bleeding take effect...really,I'm okay..

*a shadow the falls over the girl laying on the sidewalk*

Sarah: Hey,pal...can you move..you're in the light I was using to burn my retinas..

Body Attached to the Shadow: You're..Sarah right?Go to school at AP High?

Sarah: Yep that's me...may I help you?

B.A.t.t.S.: ((hehe..Batts..lol))Come with me...

Sarah: You look familiar...*gets up and gazes over the tall(much taller then myself) figure in front of her*

Person:Hi..I was uh..sent by some friends to get you...

Sarah: But..you look like Trowa Barton off of Gundam Wing...why am I worried?

Trowa-type-person: Umm..I am..care to uh,some with me and we can..talk about this?

Sarah:*sigh* Do I have a choice..Trowa..?

Trowa: ..Not particularly..but I figured it'd be nice to ask you..

Sarah: How kind...okay,then..let's go.

Trowa:*Walks to the coffeeshop and sits in a booth,motioning for her to join him* Sit.

Sarah:Yes master..*sits just as a group of 5 other people join them*

Trowa: You ought to recognize them...Duo Maxwell,Heero Yuy,Quatre Winner,Wufei Chang,and Duet Maxine..

Sarah: Nice..to..meet..you..*twitch* Why do I feel like I'm in a bad horror movie?

Pilots: Oh..you are..you are..because guess what?

Sarah: *head in hands* What?

Duo: You get to come with us to help fight a new war...ain't it great?

Wufei: Yet we don't know you...ironic isn't it,onna?

Quatre: It'll be nice to have you with us..

Duet: I'LL FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER GIRL AROUND HERE!!!

Sarah: Wait..when you mean..'war'..you mean..'battle'?

Pilots: Um..

Duo: I should have explained...you get to go to college with us...fun,right?

Sarah: Oh..yeah..waitor,reality please?

Heero: When was she told about this...?

Trowa: 5 minutes ago..

Heero: oh..no wonder..*shrug*

Sarah:*twitch* The first chapter in what'll be...a very interesting life...according to me..

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'Sean':What time is it,Sarah?

Sarah:*looks at clock*It is..1:00am.

'Sean':Oh..you realize this story isn't funny right?

Sarah:I had a burst of inspiration..leave me alone..

'Sean':You look like a brain with those glasses...take them off...

Sarah:*hold up sign*Abusive Wannabe Muse...free

'Sean':Nope..you're stuck with me...I'm your muse, woman...*insert evil moose-ish laughter here*