The top 20 ways to annoy Farid
Tell him that Meggie is using him to get to her true crush: Dustfinger
Dye Gwin a radioactive pink color
put bubble gum in his hair
Give him a buzz cut! Lawl at the funny result.
Read him back into his story
Read him into "the jungle book" (lawl)
REPLACE GWIN WITH A BUNNY!
Use industrial glue to adhere sneakers to his feet
Break his legs and then laugh and taunt: "Look who's NOT nimble now! Ahaha!"
Replace Meggie's lip gloss with glue…laugh when Farid and Meggie's lips are glued together. Laugh harder when the go to Mo for help.
Set him up for a date with Miley Cyrus (that would annoy the hell out of ANYONE!)
Tell him Meggie isn't even in a training bra yet.
Do his makeup in his sleep
Handcuff him and Elinor together for a month.
Dip his hands in warm water while he's sleeping next to Dustfinger ;)
Hide all his matches
Replace the alcohol he uses to spit fire with something REALLY yucky (like lemon juice!)
Give him a gift card for a tanning salon for his birthday
Replace his underwear (if he wears them o.O) with thongs, etc.
(For the Dustfinger fangirlies) Make love to Dustfinger every second of every night and every day and basically steal him away from Farid.