"But why did you take my leg off, too?"

"It's easier to maintenance without you being all fidgety on the other end."

"But it was fine, it didn't need any work done."

"I'll be the judge of that, thank you!"

"Whatever."

"I heard that. Take off your shirt so I can check the port better."

"I don't like being so exposed, just so you know. Not in the middle of Garfiel's shop anyway."

"Oh be quiet. It's not like you've got anything he hasn't seen before."

"Well hurry up before he gets back. I want to at least have my pants back before he comes in here."

"Stop being a pest and maybe I'll work faster."

"I'm not being- Hey! What is that shifty-eyed bastard doing here?!?"

"Is that any way to greet a friend?"

"We are NOT friends!"

"Hearing you say that makes me sad."

"Hi, Ling! How are you?"

"I am marvelous, thank you for asking."

"Why are you kissing her? Stop it! Watch those hands! Winry!"

"Ed, if you don't shut up you won't get to join in."

"What?"

"I kind of like him when he's all feisty, what do you think?"

"You are so naughty."

"What the fuck is he talking about? Winry?"

"I kind of wish I had stuffed his shirt in his mouth or something, though. The yelling sort of ruins the mood."

"He'll quiet down soon enough."

"Don't you dare touch me you sick, twisted mother-"

"Bring him upstairs, my room is to the right."

"Winry! Tell him to put me down! Ling, put me down right now! Bastard!"

"Oh, this will be such fun! This was a great idea, Winry."