Something possed me to write a Pinch Me flick. This hermione speakin and jk rowling owns her and the bare naked ladies own the original song which I sorta mutilate. Oh yeah I'll almost done with harry potter- talk show style part 2
Pinch Me
It's the perfect time of year
To get all my facts clear
I feel fine enough I guess
Considering I just aced five tests
There's a common room where we all meet
And everyone in your house you can greet
I think today I'll stay inside
It's colder then it looks outside
It's like a spell you try to master
But then you screw up
You try to cast it
And you finally have had enough
When you try to go to the world
Through the main door
Take your time I'll help you say the words right
But don't runaway out of fright
Just cuz I'm a little too perfect
It's the perfect kind of class
To catch up on some sleep at last
Our teacher is a ghost
He's not as cool as most
We try to stay awake
But boy was that a big mistake
I can even hear ron snore
God this class is such a bore
It's like a spell you try to master
But then you screw up
You try to cast it
And you finally have had enough
When you try to go to the world
Through the main door
Take your time I'll help you say the words right
But don't runaway out of fright
Just cuz I'm a little too perfect
Pinch me, pinch me, cause I'm still asleep
Please God tell me that I'm still asleep
In classes such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
Snape truly hates my soul
Even though I was the only to make my potion whole
I point my wand at his hair
Everyone laughs cuz it's no longer there
I know I'm gonna get a detention
But that was just way too much fun
It's like a spell you try to master
But then you screw up
You try to cast it
And you finally have had enough
When you try to go to the world
Through the main door
Take your time I'll help you say the words right
But don't runaway out of fright
Just cuz I'm a little too perfect
Pinch me
I'm a little too perfect
Pinch me
I'm gonna be a prefect
Pinch me
I'm just a little too perfect
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okay so that wasn't too scary was it? If ya like it for
some reason I'll write another one
please review but don't flame