Hi everyone! I'm back! I decided that I'd have a go at a crossover, so this is my attempt.
"Gorramit Wash! Can't you make thing thing go any faster!?"
"I'm trying!"
"Well try harder!"
"Oh, if you think you can do better, than you fly this thing!"
The transport ship known as Serenity was barreling through space in an effort to outrun the alliance. By this point of time they were well out of Alliance territory and headed out past what was known as the edge. Soon, the Alliance was no where to be found, and the ships engine was dead. Kaylee was hard at work, when Captain Mal came barreling into the engine room.
"Kaylee! What the hell's wrong with my ship!"
"Everything's shiny Captain. Serenity just had a little hiccup is all."
This went on for another two hours, yet nothing would work. Mal just got more and more frustrated as time went on. He was just about to blow up at Kaylee when Wash came on the intercom.
"Mal? You might want to come and see this..."
. . .
Lieutenant Uhura was the first to notice the stranded ship.
"Captain, we're approaching an unknown ship that's caught in the Galactic Barrier."
"Have they responded to any of our calls?"
"No Sir. I don't believe they've even received any of them."
"Spock, you and I will beam aboard and see if they need help."
"Captain, I do not believe that that is the most logical course of action."
"Nonsense. What's the worst that could happen?"
The two made their way to the transporter room and waited to beam aboard the other ship.
. . .
Mal ran to the cockpit as fast as his feet could carry him.
"What is so important that you had to drag me up here? I was tryin' to fix..."
He trailed off when he saw the massive ship that was headed for him. Jayne was the first to speak.
"That aint no Alliance ship, Mal."
"Wash, have they tried to make contact?"
"Not that I can tell. I haven't received anything. But God only knows what kind of comm unit they have on that ship."
"Keep an eye on 'em. If they try anything, call me back up here. Until then, I'm gonna go try and fix my ship."
Everyone was doing their best to get Serenity up and running again. They were scattered throughout the ship working on anything that wasn't working, which was almost everything. Simon and Kaylee were waiting for River to bring them a part when they heard her scream.
. . .
Jim and Spock had just materialized in the main living area when they heard a scream. They spun around towards the voice and Jim was promptly punched in the nose. His attacker was a petite, dark-haired teenage girl who definitely knew what she was doing. Both men jumped into action and began attacking back, but it looked like it was in vain. It seemed as though she knew every move they were going to make. For every blow they made, she landed three. She didn't stop attacking until a man ran into the room and shouted something.
"Eta Kooram Nah Smech!"
The girl stopped fighting and fell to the floor. Jim and Spock stood there panting, and turned towards the man.
Fun Fact: Eta Kooram Nah Smech is Russian for "This is very ridiculous" It literally translates to "This is for hens to laugh"
Sorry about the formatting, I decided that I'd try something new. If I get some interest in this I'll post more. I'll try to post once a week, but I can't guarantee anything.