Party of Four
Disclaimer: I own Gundam Wing. ::is sued by millions of companies and people:: DAMNIT!! CAN'T YOU
PEOPLE TAKE A JOKE?!?!?!?!
AN: Beware of Olive Garden. That is where I was inspired to write this strange fic. No yoai or
yuri intended. Wufei/Sally and Zechs/Noin. (I'm not sure...but is that 5xS and 6x9? Does Sally
even have a number?)
~
The G-boys (except Wufei) and Isabelle were sitting on the couch, bored as hell.
Duo: ::yawns:: This sucks...
Isabelle: I agree...
Heero: Hn.
Isabelle: A man of many words eh? Where's Wufei?
Quatre: Upstairs meditating.
Duo: ::idea slowly forms:: I know... ::whispers the idea among the group::
Quatre: ::looks worried:: I dunno...Trowa?
Trowa: //.o
Quatre: Well?
Trowa: //.e
Quatre: But it's so rude!
Trowa: //.-
Quatre: Are you sure?
Trowa: //.^
Quatre: Okay, we're in.
Duo: ::blinks:: Whoa...and Trowa didn't even say a thing...
Isabelle: Anyway, on with the plan. I know the perfect place. In the -
Heero: I never said I was in this.
Duo: ::sigh:: Heero, you have a-
Heero: Forget it. I'm in.
Isabelle: Okay then, in the Preventors base, there's this closet. It has two doors on each end.
Quatre, Trowa, and Heero will get Wufei in one door and Duo and I will get Sally in the other
door.
Trowa: //.x
Quatre: He wants to know why we have to get Wufei.
Isabelle: ::shrugs:: He doesn't trust Maxwell and I doubt that he would follow a 'weak' woman.
Trowa: //.o
Isabelle: Are you happy Trowa?
Trowa: //.^
Isabelle: Arg...forget it. I'll never understand you.
Trowa: //.e
Isabelle: STOP!!
Duo: ::strange look at Trowa and Isabelle:: We should get going now...I'll set up everything. I
know where this closet is.
~
Wufei: Why do you want me to return to the Preventors' base?
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: Ummm...we have to have tea!
Wufei: O.o
Trowa: //.x
Heero: -.-() He means that we suspect a new enemy there.
Wufei: Fine. Lets go.
~
~
Sally: Isabelle, you can quit dragging me now.
Isabelle: *still dragging Sally* No, it's okay.
Duo: We have to hurry if we're gonna catch Wufei.
Sally: What did Wufei want to tell me again?
Duo: As I said, I dunno. He wanted to talk to you, and you only.
Sally: That's funny. It's been a strange day. I mean, I can't seem to find Noin and Zechs.
Isabelle: ::wicked grin:: ::mutters to self:: It's gonna get a lot stranger...
~
~
Wufei: So, where's the enemy?
Heero: I see a closet...
Wufei: ::moves in front of the closet:: You think the enemy's in here?
Heero: ::smirks:: No. BUT YOU WILL BE! ::pushes him in::
Wufei: Hey-what the-
Heero: ::slams door:: ::locks it::
Wufei: ::muffled shouts::
Quatre: Won't he suffocate?
Heero: No. Where's the radio?
Trowa: ::takes out the radio::
Heero: This radio will let us here what's going on in the closet.
~
~at the same time~
Sally: I don't see Wufei...
Isabelle: Maybe he's in the closet...
Sally: ::stands in front of the closet:: I dunno. It's pitch black.
Duo: ::pushes her in:: WELL, NOW YOU WILL KNOW!!
Sally: Hey! Maxwell!!!
Duo: ::slams door:: ::locks it:: Radio?
Isabelle: ::evil grin:: ::holds it up:: Check.
~
~In the closet...
Sally: Hello?
Wufei: Sally?
Sally: Wufei?
Noin: HOLY SHIT!! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?!?!!?!
Sally: Noin? Wait...is Zechs...
Noin: ::blushes in the dark::
Zechs: Damn it...
~
~outside~
Heero: What? Zechs and Noin are in there?
Isabelle: Didn't anyone make sure that it was empty?
-silence-
Duo: ::evil Shinigami look:: Oh well. This is makes it more interesting...
~
~inside...
Sally: I can't see anything!
Noin: -.- That was the point...
Wufei: What's this? Sally, I never knew you had such fine hair...
Zechs: Wufei?
Wufei: Yeah?
Zechs: That hair...it ain't Sally's...
Wufei: ::nosebleed:: ::jumps back:: Heh...sorry Zechs...
~
~outside
Isabelle: Grr...take your hands off that hair Wufei...only I can touch it!
Duo: ::raised eyebrow::
Isabelle: Okay, so Noin can touch it too...
Trowa: //.x
Isabelle: What?
Quatre: That didn't sound right.
Isabelle: You have a sick mind Trowa.
Trowa: //.-()
~
~inside
Wufei: What's this? ::grabs it::
Noin: ::twirls around a slaps him:: THAT WAS MY @$$ YOU PERVERT!!
Wufei: ::backs away:: INJUSTICE!! HOW WAS I- ::bumps into something:: ::falls down:: Now what?
Sally: ::bumps into someone:: Huh? Who's this?
Wufei: ::feels...plastic:: HELL! THIS HUMAN IS FAKE!!
~
~outside
Quatre: What's in there?
Duo: ::sniggers:: I hid a real-life Barbie doll. It's nude too.
Isabelle: Oh lord..
~
~inside
Sally: ::feels...:: ::backs off:: OH SHIT...Noin, I just landed on you.
Noin: ::feels sick::
Zechs: ::tugs on the door:: Who locked it?
Wufei: Heero.
Sally: Duo.
Wufei and Sally: The author.
Zechs: -.-() We HAVE to get out of here.
Wufei: ::backs into someone::
Zechs: ::falls over on Noin:: Noin?
Noin: Zechs?
Zechs: Hey honey...
~
~outside
Everyone: ::groans::
Trowa: //.x
Duo: Ughh...sick.
Quatre: You realize that we're dead once we let them out.
Isabelle: I know. We gotta come up with a plan...
~
~inside
Sally: ::sighs:: ::flops down:: We're never gonna get out...
Wufei: ::trips over something:: ::falls headfirst into something::
Sally: ::blinks:: Wufei? Why is your head in my cencored?
-silence-
Wufei: ::screams:: ::gets on his feet:: MAXWELL!! YUY!! MCGINNIS!!(that's my unofficial last
name) I DEMAND OUT!!!
~
~outside
Isabelle, Duo, and Heero: ::zero-systemish laugh::
Wufei: I KNOW YOU CAN HERE ME!!!
Isabelle: Should we let them out?
Duo: Yeah, I think we tortured them enough...
Quatre: How exactly are we supposed to survive after this?
-they come up with a stupid plan-
Duo: It's stupid.
Isabelle: My point exactly. But it's the only choice we have.
Heero: ::goes up to the door:: Ready...set...
-opens the door-
Four pilots that have braved death and an author that has braved the pilots: *shoom* *runs for
their lives*
Wufei: ::runs out after them:: I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!!! COME BACK AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!
Isabelle: I AIN'T A GUY WU-CHAN!!
Wufei: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?! *shoom*
Sally: ::giggles:: That was fun...right Noin? Uh Noin? Zechs? ::turns around:: x.o ::shuts the
door::
Door: *lock*
Sally: ::blinks:: This is not good.
Noin's voice: Zechs, I think the door just locked again...
Zechs's voice: Oh well.
Sally: e.e You never saw me do it. ::runs after Wufei::
~
That's it. Who knows? Maybe I'll lock up Duo, Heero, and Isabelle together next time...
Disclaimer: I own Gundam Wing. ::is sued by millions of companies and people:: DAMNIT!! CAN'T YOU
PEOPLE TAKE A JOKE?!?!?!?!
AN: Beware of Olive Garden. That is where I was inspired to write this strange fic. No yoai or
yuri intended. Wufei/Sally and Zechs/Noin. (I'm not sure...but is that 5xS and 6x9? Does Sally
even have a number?)
~
The G-boys (except Wufei) and Isabelle were sitting on the couch, bored as hell.
Duo: ::yawns:: This sucks...
Isabelle: I agree...
Heero: Hn.
Isabelle: A man of many words eh? Where's Wufei?
Quatre: Upstairs meditating.
Duo: ::idea slowly forms:: I know... ::whispers the idea among the group::
Quatre: ::looks worried:: I dunno...Trowa?
Trowa: //.o
Quatre: Well?
Trowa: //.e
Quatre: But it's so rude!
Trowa: //.-
Quatre: Are you sure?
Trowa: //.^
Quatre: Okay, we're in.
Duo: ::blinks:: Whoa...and Trowa didn't even say a thing...
Isabelle: Anyway, on with the plan. I know the perfect place. In the -
Heero: I never said I was in this.
Duo: ::sigh:: Heero, you have a-
Heero: Forget it. I'm in.
Isabelle: Okay then, in the Preventors base, there's this closet. It has two doors on each end.
Quatre, Trowa, and Heero will get Wufei in one door and Duo and I will get Sally in the other
door.
Trowa: //.x
Quatre: He wants to know why we have to get Wufei.
Isabelle: ::shrugs:: He doesn't trust Maxwell and I doubt that he would follow a 'weak' woman.
Trowa: //.o
Isabelle: Are you happy Trowa?
Trowa: //.^
Isabelle: Arg...forget it. I'll never understand you.
Trowa: //.e
Isabelle: STOP!!
Duo: ::strange look at Trowa and Isabelle:: We should get going now...I'll set up everything. I
know where this closet is.
~
Wufei: Why do you want me to return to the Preventors' base?
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: Ummm...we have to have tea!
Wufei: O.o
Trowa: //.x
Heero: -.-() He means that we suspect a new enemy there.
Wufei: Fine. Lets go.
~
~
Sally: Isabelle, you can quit dragging me now.
Isabelle: *still dragging Sally* No, it's okay.
Duo: We have to hurry if we're gonna catch Wufei.
Sally: What did Wufei want to tell me again?
Duo: As I said, I dunno. He wanted to talk to you, and you only.
Sally: That's funny. It's been a strange day. I mean, I can't seem to find Noin and Zechs.
Isabelle: ::wicked grin:: ::mutters to self:: It's gonna get a lot stranger...
~
~
Wufei: So, where's the enemy?
Heero: I see a closet...
Wufei: ::moves in front of the closet:: You think the enemy's in here?
Heero: ::smirks:: No. BUT YOU WILL BE! ::pushes him in::
Wufei: Hey-what the-
Heero: ::slams door:: ::locks it::
Wufei: ::muffled shouts::
Quatre: Won't he suffocate?
Heero: No. Where's the radio?
Trowa: ::takes out the radio::
Heero: This radio will let us here what's going on in the closet.
~
~at the same time~
Sally: I don't see Wufei...
Isabelle: Maybe he's in the closet...
Sally: ::stands in front of the closet:: I dunno. It's pitch black.
Duo: ::pushes her in:: WELL, NOW YOU WILL KNOW!!
Sally: Hey! Maxwell!!!
Duo: ::slams door:: ::locks it:: Radio?
Isabelle: ::evil grin:: ::holds it up:: Check.
~
~In the closet...
Sally: Hello?
Wufei: Sally?
Sally: Wufei?
Noin: HOLY SHIT!! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?!?!!?!
Sally: Noin? Wait...is Zechs...
Noin: ::blushes in the dark::
Zechs: Damn it...
~
~outside~
Heero: What? Zechs and Noin are in there?
Isabelle: Didn't anyone make sure that it was empty?
-silence-
Duo: ::evil Shinigami look:: Oh well. This is makes it more interesting...
~
~inside...
Sally: I can't see anything!
Noin: -.- That was the point...
Wufei: What's this? Sally, I never knew you had such fine hair...
Zechs: Wufei?
Wufei: Yeah?
Zechs: That hair...it ain't Sally's...
Wufei: ::nosebleed:: ::jumps back:: Heh...sorry Zechs...
~
~outside
Isabelle: Grr...take your hands off that hair Wufei...only I can touch it!
Duo: ::raised eyebrow::
Isabelle: Okay, so Noin can touch it too...
Trowa: //.x
Isabelle: What?
Quatre: That didn't sound right.
Isabelle: You have a sick mind Trowa.
Trowa: //.-()
~
~inside
Wufei: What's this? ::grabs it::
Noin: ::twirls around a slaps him:: THAT WAS MY @$$ YOU PERVERT!!
Wufei: ::backs away:: INJUSTICE!! HOW WAS I- ::bumps into something:: ::falls down:: Now what?
Sally: ::bumps into someone:: Huh? Who's this?
Wufei: ::feels...plastic:: HELL! THIS HUMAN IS FAKE!!
~
~outside
Quatre: What's in there?
Duo: ::sniggers:: I hid a real-life Barbie doll. It's nude too.
Isabelle: Oh lord..
~
~inside
Sally: ::feels...:: ::backs off:: OH SHIT...Noin, I just landed on you.
Noin: ::feels sick::
Zechs: ::tugs on the door:: Who locked it?
Wufei: Heero.
Sally: Duo.
Wufei and Sally: The author.
Zechs: -.-() We HAVE to get out of here.
Wufei: ::backs into someone::
Zechs: ::falls over on Noin:: Noin?
Noin: Zechs?
Zechs: Hey honey...
~
~outside
Everyone: ::groans::
Trowa: //.x
Duo: Ughh...sick.
Quatre: You realize that we're dead once we let them out.
Isabelle: I know. We gotta come up with a plan...
~
~inside
Sally: ::sighs:: ::flops down:: We're never gonna get out...
Wufei: ::trips over something:: ::falls headfirst into something::
Sally: ::blinks:: Wufei? Why is your head in my cencored?
-silence-
Wufei: ::screams:: ::gets on his feet:: MAXWELL!! YUY!! MCGINNIS!!(that's my unofficial last
name) I DEMAND OUT!!!
~
~outside
Isabelle, Duo, and Heero: ::zero-systemish laugh::
Wufei: I KNOW YOU CAN HERE ME!!!
Isabelle: Should we let them out?
Duo: Yeah, I think we tortured them enough...
Quatre: How exactly are we supposed to survive after this?
-they come up with a stupid plan-
Duo: It's stupid.
Isabelle: My point exactly. But it's the only choice we have.
Heero: ::goes up to the door:: Ready...set...
-opens the door-
Four pilots that have braved death and an author that has braved the pilots: *shoom* *runs for
their lives*
Wufei: ::runs out after them:: I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU!!! COME BACK AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!
Isabelle: I AIN'T A GUY WU-CHAN!!
Wufei: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?! *shoom*
Sally: ::giggles:: That was fun...right Noin? Uh Noin? Zechs? ::turns around:: x.o ::shuts the
door::
Door: *lock*
Sally: ::blinks:: This is not good.
Noin's voice: Zechs, I think the door just locked again...
Zechs's voice: Oh well.
Sally: e.e You never saw me do it. ::runs after Wufei::
~
That's it. Who knows? Maybe I'll lock up Duo, Heero, and Isabelle together next time...