Jack snores loudly as he turns over in his sleep. A few taps hit his shoulder and he waves it off. "Go away. I'm trying to sleep little bug."
A few more harder taps came to his shoulder and shove him around. Again, Jack waves it off and rolls over to his other side and snores loudly. "Go away. I need to sleep until like noon."
He hears a sharp gritting of teeth and the grinding of them before hearing nothing as he feels his arms going slightly limp as he rests his head on them before suddenly crashing into something and instantly wakes up. "Wh…!" he yells out as he sees uncut grass and a treeline and himself off the ground a bit before crashing down again. "Ow! What's the big…?!" he tries to say as he is lifted up again and then crashed down onto the ground again as he now rests there. "Owie," Jack groans out loud after a while as he slowly picks his head up and flips over into a sitting position and sees something that he had to rub his eyes at. "Are you a…meloetta I think you're called?" he asks the floating small human looking Pokemon.
"Jeez, what gave you that idea?" Meloetta asks sarcastically, obviously mad with her little nub hands on her hips and glaring down at him. Her song note green looking hair waving around slightly. A jewel on its forehead and a black headpiece that seems to be shaped like a song note Jack doesn't know of any notes that fits and looks like an attached microphone such as one often used by singers that Jack remembers from those concerts that he passively watches on TV before changing the channel one second later.
Jack blinks surprised. "Wow. You are bitchier than I remember from the show."
"Excuse me?!" she yells, so obviously pissed as her hair waves widely.
Jack gulps as he now knows he pissed off the wrong psychic type. "Um…I meant that in a good way and uh oh," he says almost flat as he is lifted up again by her.
"You know. I got a joke for you," Meloetta says smirking now.
Jack looks hopefully scared at her. "Is it where you put me down and don't use your psychic moves against me?"
"Knock knock," Meloetta says slamming him against the ground twice.
Jack groans. "Joke is me," he laminates. "I give. What's going on and why am I in a children's show/game?" he groans as he has some tittering pidgeies flying around his head as they tweet.
Meloetta humphs and drops him and lets him hit the ground hard. "You're lucky. I have been tasked to watch over you. Thank you, oh lord, for giving me this illustrious job," she jokingly says to the sky.
"Hey Joey, what are we gonna eat today?" a pidgey says with a Brooklyn accent.
"I don't know Mack. Maybe a little caterpie. What say you and I leave this bumbling idiot and go find us some grub?" Joey, a pidgey that is flying around Jack's head with Mack, asks in the same accent.
"That sounds like a plan Joey. Let's skiddle," Mack says and they both fly off as Jack blinks heavily confused now.
"I am in a twisted version of Pokemon. This has to be the nightmare version," Jack says to himself as he sits up and looks to Meloetta still talking to the sky.
"You didn't tell me he was going to be a jackass through!" Meloetta yells and gives a glare toward Jack who shrinks a little. "Look. He has that jackass look."
Jack groans and rubs his head. "Okay. Let me guess from my knowledge of this world. Did Arceus ask you to do this?"
"Just be glad it wasn't that paranoid firebird, Ho-Oh," Meloetta says,
Jack tilts his head. "Really? That bird is paranoid? I saw her and thought of her as calm and serene. And really, really, not there a lot to humans. Actually, that's a jackass move."
"First, he. Second, don't get me started with him," Meloetta warns.
Jack raises an eyebrow. "So…" he starts as he looks around the forest clearing, "what the fuck happened? How the hell did I get here at all?"
Meloetta huffs. "You have to ask the great god himself for that. It just sent me here to watch over you and see that you don't overly kill yourself in a spectacular fashion. Much as I want that to happen," she says that last bit to the side.
Jack groans and facepalms before stopping short as he sees something different. "Um…" he starts as he stares at a three finger paw and flips his hand over to see a steel spike sticking out of it and then follows his blue furred arm and starts to check himself over. Meloetta rolls her eyes as she looks watches as the cream-colored chest fur Lucario start to panic slightly with his blue fur on his thighs that resembles shorts. Having a medium length tail of the same blue color as well. Standing on his toes rather than on his entire foot. Four small black appendages on his head while a main spike sticking out from his chest. Jack slowly reaches up and feels his tall spiky ears and slowly moves to his long muzzle. "Fuck."
Meloetta scoffs. "Done admiring yourself jackass?"
Jack groans and covers his face with his new paws. "Fucking hell! Who's bad joke was this?! That idiot god?!" he yells pointing toward the sky as he glares at her.
"I don't know jackass! You can ask the god itself later. Now you have more important problems at hand," Meloetta says huffing.
Jack groans again and starts to breathe carefully to calm down before looking around. "Okay…what region am I in and where in it?"
Meloetta sighs as she knows she will be stuck with him for a long time. "Unova. You're in the Unova region and for where specifically…it's a little island off the coast. A little getaway area that the humans call it sometimes. By the way, is this yours?" she asks lifting a small black square shaped devices wrapped in white wires in her physic hold.
"My iPhone!" Jack yells as he dives for it and she lifts it out of the way, making him slide across the ground below her as she looks it over herself and pokes it, almost like it was going to bite her.
"Looks…idiotic," Meloetta concluded as she drops it and he catches the phone.
"Oh so does this world's many Pokedex's and no one bats an eye," Jack rebuttals as he gets up and starts looking over the thing for any damages.
"Meh. Now, what was I supposed to tell you again?" Meloetta asks.
Jack slowly looks over to her as she seems distracted now, but knowing better than to mess with a physic type, he thought different and returns to his phone to make sure the thing worked.
"Oh yeah. That's a festival happening right now on this island. You should attend to get used to this new world," she starts mimicking a regal voice halfway.
Jack is surprised as he looks back at her. "Really? Well then…better get going. Can't get shit done just waiting for his royal assring," he says walking off in a random direction before Meloetta picks him up and turns him around with physic and drops him in the proper direction. "Thank you," he says continuing to walk and not let that bother him.
Meloetta scoffs and starts to float after him as she turns invisible. "Of all the assholes in the world and I got stuck with this one," she mumbles to herself.
Meloetta watches as Jack fumbles around with his phone thing as he kept walking toward the festival or would be the festival area as she floats behind him invisible to everyone, including him. "So…" Jack spoke up after a while of silent walking as he now wraps the white cord again around his phone and hangs onto it as he doesn't have a pocket. "What's there to do at this festival?" Jack asks and looks behind him to see if he can find any sign of her as he kept walking.
"It's not even started yet. In fact, I think the humans even haven't finished building anything," Meloetta says.
Jack sighs. "At least we have the sights to look forward to and long building times," he says to himself as he trudges along before stopping as he sees a green caterpillar crawl past their path. "Oh. It's uh…what the heck are those things?" he asks himself as Meloetta facepalmed.
Meloetta groans. "It's a capterpie. An insect type Pokemon and it…"
"I don't need the full Pokedex description," Jack interrupts as he glares in her direction before looking to see it glaring at them. "Um…hi. We are just passing through and…"
"You won't take my berries!" it says in a high squeaky voice before hitting Jack with a tackle attack.
"Gah!" Jack yells out as he was pushed onto his ass and Meloetta giggles to herself as she now gets to see his ass kicked…by a little bug. "The heck?! We are just passing through man!" Jack tries to defend as he gets back up.
"You are a thief!" it squeaks at him and tackles him again and sends him down.
Jack groans as he looks where Meloetta is supposed to be. "Hey…ow…what do I know in terms of battle?"
'Oh, this should be good,' Meloetta thinks watching.
"Um…girl…" Jack tries to ask before looking at the caterpie and sees it reel back before Jack swings his hand at it and fires off an aura sphere that completely missed the caterpie.
Meloetta laughs out loud as Jack groans and the caterpie looks to where the aura sphere went before looking back to him glaringly. "You attacked my home!" Jack hears it say before it tackles him again and knocks him out. "Fucker!" it yells before crawling off back to its home.
Meloetta kept giggling to herself now as she floats over to the knocked out Lucario. "Oh, this will be the best time ever now."
"Stop it," Jack says annoyed, just feeling her smirk at him.
"I can't. You got your ass kicked by a little caterpie who kept tackling you," Meloetta says, almost descending into more giggles again.
Jack grumbles as he pouts as they see a stadium nearing completion in a large field with stands surrounding it. "About time. Now will you shut up and take in the sight while I go wallow in self-pity and try to figure out what to do now that I know I am like a level one Pokemon?" he asks walking out toward it and tries to find a good spot to lay down.
Meloetta falls into laughter as he just said it out loud and tries not to fall from her mass distraction of laughing at his expense. "You…" she kept laughing as she doesn't show any sign of calming down at all.
"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up hyena," Jack says as he lays down onto the ground.
Meloetta tumbles softly onto the ground as she still laughs and tries to get over to him once in a while as he rested up. "Level one. That is your new name now," Meloetta informs in between her laughs.
"Fuck! Just what do I have in terms of moves?!" Jack yells at her, obviously frustrated.
"I don't know level one," Meloetta says smirking.
"Fuck you," Jack curses frowning heavily as he tries to think of what he can do.
"Not even in your dreams," Meloetta informs.
Jack scoffs. "Like anyone else," he says trying to think of anything that Lucarios do.
"So how scrawny are you level one?" Meloetta asks, noticing how thin he was.
"Never worked out in my life," Jack grumbled.
"Then let's change that," Meloetta says scarily, making Jack sweat.
"Um…is it sort of a magic spell or something?" Jack tries to ask afraid as he slowly sits up and tries to get away from her.
"No. Just plain…" Meloetta says advancing on him as she seems to get scarier, "hard…" Jack starts to crawl backward, "training."
"…FUCK!"
Meloetta snacks down onto a candy apple she was able to steal from a working stand as she relaxes against a tree as she watches Jack try some strength training with some rocks that are half his size. "How's it going level one?" she calls, not really paying attention to him.
"Fuck you, you little green thief," Jack calls back as he keeps lifting the rock up and off the ground.
"Oh, what's wrong? Those hollow things too much for your itty bitty little arms?" Meloetta asks, baby talking him.
Jack glares at her. "Getting tired little bug," he says, trying to keep lifting it up and down.
"Oh, should I get caterpie for round two?" Meloetta asks, shutting him up.
Jack huffs as he tries to tune her out and keep working on the damn bane rock of his existence.
"That is what I thought level one," Meloetta says.
Jack just groans as he kept going until Meloetta started to lick the caramel off the stick that is now left instead of any apple pieces.
"Where did you even get that? I thought they hadn't even started yet," Jack says.
Moletta smirks. "I got it from those who are serving the workers."
Jack just grumbles as he got back to work. 'You could have at least gotten me one.'
Moletta giggles as she enjoys his pain and exhaustion before he drops the rock one last time and collapses on it. "Enjoy the workout level one?"
Jack groans in pain. "Now you remind me of a certain imp and she was way better."
"Hum?" Meloetta asks.
Jack scoffs. "Nothing. You wouldn't get it," he says getting up and trudges over to where she is before falling on the other side of the tree. "Damn. Now I know how those guys feel after training."
"Keep training and maybe I will give your device back," Meloetta says making him growl, knowing she only took it to motivate him.
Jack kept growling as he got up again and goes back to the rock. "You are an evil imp."
"Oh, you tired after this warm up?" Meloetta asks scaring Jack as she wasn't joking or mocking him.
'She is worse. Why did I get saddled with her?' Jack thinks to himself as he returns to the rock.
"Alright, again!" Meloetta instructs after a month of training and his continued use to try and use aura sphere properly.
Jack's ear twitches as he goes back to trying to form a proper aura sphere while Meloetta just floats around him as she had another caramel apple that he swears she is stealing. Then she hits him upside the head again, seeing if it explodes for a distraction.
Jack growls to himself as he clenches the aura sphere hard in his hand and tries to place his other hand on top to keep it still. "You want to stop messing with me while I train at least? You already put together my timetable," he asks as his aura sphere shakes a bit, but in check.
"It is useless if you get distracted like your thing over there about to be laid on by a Snorlax," Meloetta says.
Jack actually yips like a dog and looks toward it and sees nothing and then feels the aura sphere shake widely. "Uh, oh," he says and then a massive explosion happens and Meloetta smirks as she sees him covered in soot.
"Now what have I said about concentration?" Meloetta asks.
"Well if you didn't threaten it. That 'thing' is the only connection I have to my world and I would rather it stays intact," Jack rebutted as he goes back to forming another aura sphere as he shakes himself lightly to shake the soot buildup.
"And if this was a battle with a trainer, you would be in one of those…what are they called again?" Meloetta asks, thinking it over.
Jack rolls his eyes. "Please. You don't know how I think, do you? You never even bothered to ask my name or anything. Just 'Hello jackass' and then did a job and that's it."
"Oh right, a pokeball," Meloetta says freezing him, making him realize for the first time that he could be caught and he was a very rare Pokemon from what he could remember.
Jack decided to stay quiet and go back to just forming his aura sphere as he didn't look up this time.
"Not so keen to run your mouth over training now, are you?" Meloetta asks.
"I have been wondering, what's going to happen to you if I'm caught or dead?" Jack asks as he stares at how the aura flows in the aura sphere.
"That is why I am here to make sure that doesn't happen. After all, you have an ego the length of a stadium and you have basically no battling experience besides…well, you remember that one," Meloetta says.
"Don't remind me," Jack mumbles to himself as he spreads his hands out more and sees the aura flow around and into his aura sphere.
"Yeah, so no more complaining and learn to focus and not be distracted by every pidgey that flies by," Meloetta says.
"Blame my new sense of hea…" Jack starts before being bonked again.
"And no more excuses," Meloetta adds.
Jack frowns as he goes back to seeing the aura flow through his hands now. "Noted," he says to himself as he tries to concentrate and look at how the aura is moving.
Meloetta just sits there before both are startled by a ship's whistle.
Jack yips and his aura sphere explodes in his face again. "Are you kidding?!" he yells in frustration as Meloetta wipes the soot off of her.
"Great. They are starting to arrive and I had hoped to at least get you up to level fifteen before they started to arrive," Meloetta says.
"Fifteen? What am I now?" Jack asks shocked it took that long to not even reach that much.
"Eleven," Meloetta says nearly flooring him.
"Fucking kidding me?!" Jack yells as he slides into a faceplant.
Moletta huffs as she floats up and heads toward the tree line to see if any people are really coming to the festival. "Probably can't even fight too well either still. So best send you to the preserve part of the island for now."
"Preserve? An off-limits area for humans?" Jack asks as he gets up and grabs his phone.
"Well, not off limits, but they can't catch Pokemon and maybe we can have some of the residents spar with you," Meloetta says as, unbeknownst to them, someone was watching them.
"Better not be that damn caterpie. I have enough string shot in my fur," Jack complains as he starts to follow her toward the preserve.
"Oh, don't worry. He already evolved into a metapod and then a Butterfree," Meloetta informs.
"Fuck you asshole!" Jack yells to the woods.
"Fuck you back!" they hear.
"Jackass," Jack sneers as he kept following.
"Look who's talking," Meloetta snaps back as they kept heading into the forest and still don't notice a presence following them.
'Man, I was right to skip the presentation after dropping off my Pokemon to be examined and treated at the Pokemon center. The others will be so jealous,' Ash thinks, spotting a Lucario and Meloetta and following them as he has six pokeballs he received from the store.
"Seriously? You think that by singing the same few notes you can sing?" Jack asks and Ash stops as he hears the Lucario speak in his regular Pokémon talk, thinking they might have spotted him.
"That isn't me. This island is very special. It…well…changes for the best words to describe it," Meloetta says.
"Oh really? What changes?" Jack asks raising an eyebrow.
"It differs from individual to individual," Meloetta says before Ash's vision gets a little blurry and he starts to lose track of them.
"Well, that's bad. Let's hope it doesn't happen to us…or rather…anything," Jack laminates as Ash starts to slow down.
"Well, I hanker a guess at what happens to a human," Meloetta says.
"Well, it might be good to listen to it. Could help," Jack says as Ash starts to lean against the trees.
Meloetta hums as she gains a thinking position and keeps floating along. "Well…there's the fact that one can change form and it would be mildly painful, but it would be a drastic change to them. Like body frame," she says as Ash feels himself start to shrink slightly in size from staring at the trunks. "Then features like hands and face," Moletta continues and Ash feels his bones and muscles moving around his hands and face, bringing a painful feeling before it settles down. "And finally, the defining features like…what do humans call their milk producing areas?"
"Breasts," Jack says flatly.
"Yes. That part and the other end too," Meloetta says as Ash feels his chest start to grow and form two shapely breasts with his ass also following as his clothes start to hug him tightly and form his frame shape now. "Though they would remember this I think," Meloetta adds as an afterthought.
Jack raises an eyebrow to her as he starts to practice his aura sense to see what he can as his aura appendages rise up a little. "Hold on. Who else can have a large signature of aura?" he asks stopping.
"You really don't know this world. Other Lucarios and Riolus, sometimes humans if they have a good enough aura," Meloetta says frowning to him.
Jack looks behind him as he notices the flares of aura coming from behind him and sees it coming from behind a tree. "Well there's something behind that tree," he says pointing at the location.
"Ignore it and let's go on," Meloetta says, forcing Jack to go, not getting to inspect what was happening as Ash was to distracted with what was happening to himself as the singing gets louder.
"Such beautiful singing, huh?" Ash hears and feels a hand on his shoulder and looks to see a double bun-haired girl, with the buns on the sides of her head with hair tails hanging from them like ribbons, standing there as the woods seem to melt away. A light blue shirt with a pink pokeball on her chest while having a short skirt like pants while having tight black lycra leggings. Big loose blue shoes with yellow laces. All complete with a big pink bag she puts down near them.
"Beautiful singing?" Ash asks slightly confused.
The girl nods and slowly pushes Ash against the tree and leans on her. "Yeah. Don't you just want to hear them all day and fall asleep to them?" she asks as Ash started to feel something rearranging, but brushed it off.
The girl giggles as she sees his expression. "So…how do you like the singing girlfriend?" she asks as she wraps her arms around her waist.
"I…I…like it…" Ash drifts off as the girl leans over to her and softly kisses her, Ash following and kisses back as she wraps her arms around the girl's neck.
The girl smiles as she reaches down and playfully gives Ash's new feminine ass a playful squeeze.
Ash moans into the kiss as she hugs the girl tighter and keeps kissing her. Just wanting to spend time like this as she can't get enough of the new feeling. The girl smirks into the kiss as she runs a hand over Ash's new shirt which is like hers and slowly moves it down to Ash's new skirt and starts to pull on it slightly as she breaks the kiss a little. "Want so much more my dear?" the girl asks teasingly.
"More?" Ash asks confused as his pants morphed into tight black lycra leggings.
The girls hum approvingly as she gives a small kiss to the side of her lips. "Yeah. So much more. This feeling and a bigger one. All for you. Want it?" the girl asks as her hand feels up Ash's now blossomed breast, feeling the pink bra underneath the shirt.
Ash moans as her arms start to become slack. "Th…this?" she moans again as the girl gives a light squeeze. "Please. Keep going."
"Maybe later," the girl says as the forest started appearing again as the singing fades.
"Later?" Ash asks as the girl starts to fade away and realizes she has been leaning on the tree for so long. "Hey? Where did you go?" Ash asks before starting to register what happened to him and his clothes were now different.
Ash looks down and checks over himself to see that he has a girl's body and groans in disappointment. "Oh man. You have to be kidding," she says to herself in her female voice, still shocking her.
