Lightning's P.O.V

You have 6 friend requests:
Snow Villiersthehero (Lightning, "Hmph, I'll kill him later.")

Serah Farron

Sazh Katzroy

Oerba Yun Fang

Oerba Dia Vanille

End of P.O.V

SnowLightning

Hey sis! How's life?

Comments:
Lightning: I'm NOT YOUR SISTER!
Snow: You are. Serah's your sister and she's my wife.
Lightning: GRRR I'll kill you. Wait and see.

Snow(status update):

Lying in the hospital now. Did you really have to do that?

Comments:
Serah: Oh Snow, where's my hero?
Snow: I'm still your hero baby! I'll protect you even with my limbs severed!
Lightning: Oh yeah? Wanna try?
Snow: NO THANKS

Lightning(status update)

Hope Snow can come back soon...

Comments:
Hope: =(
Lightning: What's that supposed to mean?
Hope: Errr...nothing...I didn't know you secretly fancied him...
Lightning: WHAT? I need Snow back cus I wanna bash him up to keep me entertained! !#% Expect a visit from me soon, Estheim...
Hope: Shit.

Hope(status update)

I'm in the same ward as Snow. =D

Comments:
Snow: Hey kiddo! How'd you end up here? You don't look like those accident-prone types! Sis couldn't have bashed you up, could she?
Hope: She did.
Snow: Ouch. What happened?
Lightning: Unless you'd like to lose a limb, Hope, I suggest you shut up.
Snow: Oh! It's on my News Feed. Am I so heroic that even Light fancies me? Wow...
Lightning: GET OUT OF THAT BLOODY HOSPITAL NOW AND LET ME PUNCH YOU.
Snow: I appreciate the offer, but no thanks, SIS.
Lightning: (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)!

A/N Okay, this is my very first fanfic, constructive criticism is very mush appreciated! :)