The time has come for Christmas once more.
A time for presents and candy galore.
But Christmas is more than just that of course.
Christmas is not something any commercialism can force.
A holiday so wonderful is about more than just this.
It's about friends and family and the time to reminisce.
As happy as this time of year is, unfortunately
There are those who are heartless enough to decree
That they must bring down all who oppose.
From the breaches of darkness, the Organization arose
And took complete control over all the good worlds.
And from then on, their evil plans were unfurled.
But within darkness, there arises new hope.
The Society formed and decided to cope
With the conditions of the temporary villainous plot.
But set out to foil them whether they like it or not.
Which brings us to this Christmas, the time of cheer.
Five new holiday stories will unfold here.
These stories you will read, will have morals and such.
But please try not to criticize them too much!
(Seriously! I worked hard on this for petes sake.)
THE SOCIETY HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!
Our first Christmas tale tells the story of two brothers.
One cold and one hot who are all at each others
Throats since the beginning. And as of today, they still are.
But can they save the day before their rivalry goes too far?
(In an icy castle, a collaboration of evil villains filled up the room. The group included a short bald-headed man eating a drumstick, another man of same size except with a black beard and mustache, a light-purple formally dressed man with white hair in the form of a twister, and a small rat wearing a yellow crown and wielding a long sword. Sitting before the villainous group on his throne was an old, white-skinned, man with a long white beard wearing a long robe. In his hands, he held a shimmering sceptre made entirely of ice.)
Winterbolt: My friends. At last we join forces to take out our vengeance on all those who oppose us. I have gathered you all here for a reason. While there are plenty other horrid accomplices I would have chosen instead, I have selected the four of you, Burgermeister, Kubla Kraus, North Wind, and the Mouse King for your coercion, special skills, supremacy, and above all, your hatred toward those do-gooders on this one time of year. Christmas!
(The four villains hissed at the mention of that holiday.)
Winterbolt: Yes. I feel your hatred burning inside. But this Christmas will be different. For once this holiday, WE will have our revenge!
(The villains cheered for Winterbolts speech.)
Winterbolt: Now go! Go forth and exact your acts of villainy! Make this the worst Christmas ever! HAHAHAHAHA!
(The villains ran out of the castle ready to cause some mischief.)
Kubla Kraus: HAHAHAHA! I cannot wait to finally cause some mischief to those meddling heroes again!
Burgermeister: Is that so? And what have you got planned?
Kubla Kraus: Me and another ally are currently ploting a way to collaborate and use our skills to overthrow the Safe House!
North Wind: An ally, huh? And what is his name?
Kubla Kraus: Oh, I may have forgotten. But I assure you, we have a foolproof plan. Isn't that right Dummy?
(On Kublas left arm appeared a small metal ventriloquist dummy. He spoke in a differnet voice to make the dummy talk.)
Kubla Kraus: "You bet Kubla. He is feared throughout his world and known for his aggression toward Christmas." You see? Dummy always know best. "I sure do Kubla."
Mouse King: I think that dummy makes you look ridiculous! Why do you carry it with you?
North Wind: Oh, let him have his fun Rat King. It's hopeless to even try to seperate them.
Burgermeister: Do dummies count as toys? If so, then I would have forced him to get rid of it!
North Wind: Well, I don't know about you three, but I'm going to exact my plan right now. Next time you see me, I'll be an only child!
(The North Wind laughed as he was blown away by a vortex he conjured up.)
Mouse King: He sure knows how to get into the Christmas season like normal villains do.
(Meanwhile at the Safe House, everyone was helping to decorate for the holidays. The Madagascar penguins were helping to decorate the tree while Phineas and Ferb assisted them. In the kitchen, Remy the rat was baking christmas dinner with help from the rest of his entire family. And in the dinning hall, setting up the table were the Miser Brothers. Heat Miser was setting down plates and silverware while Snow Miser sculpted a gorgeous swan-shaped centerpiece made of ice. It was and that moment when Heat Miser accidentally bumped into his brother messing up his concentration.)
Snow Miser: Hey! Watch it! You almost made me mess up this glorious centerpiece!
Heat Miser: Glorious. HAH! Right! If you ask me, I should be the one to make the centerpiece. Molten rock formations are widely overlooked by the populace.
Snow Miser: There is a good reason for that. They all look terrible! A statue of ice is a true masterpiece!
Heat Miser: DOOOH! HOW DARE YOU!
Snow Miser: Now Hot-head, get back to work setting the tables. Dinner will be ready at any moment.
Heat Miser: Why did I get stuck setting tables?
Snow Miser: Because when you tried to make dinner, you burned the whole kitchen. Thank Frost those rats came in to save the day.
Heat Miser: It was those darn rats who made me mess up the kitchen in the first place!
Snow Miser: You know, I think you'd concentrate better on your work if you just "cool off".
(The Snow Miser responded by pointing a finger at Heat Miser and freezing his flaming hair.)
Heat Miser: Why you. . . .YOU. . . .FROST-BITTEN FREEZER FACE!
Snow Miser: What's that? I didn't hear you. I'm busy carving this centerpiece.
Heat Miser: Ooooh, grrrrr, RRRRAGH! I'll show you what I think of your centerpiece!
(A fireball immediately formed from Heat Misers hands and threw it at the ice sculpture quickly melting it into a big wet puddle.)
Snow Miser: That does it! I have half a mind to give you a chilling brain freeze!
Heat Miser: And I'll give you a scalding heart burn!
(The Miser brothers glared at each other ready to pounce.)
(Meanwhile, out in the other room, the penguins, Phineas, Ferb, and Perry the Platypus were standing by the door to the dinning room admiring their work on the Christmas tree they decorated.)
Skipper: Well, looks like our job here is done.
Phineas: Yeah. You guys did a great job helping us decorate that tree.
Kowalski: Yes. Although just as a pre-caution, there is a slim 10% chance that the tree would immediately catch fire and possibly burn the Safe House down to the ground.
(Everyone looked at Kowalski in worry.)
Kowalski: I said 10%.
Skipper: Well now that all this is done, we better check on the Miser Borthers and see how they're doing.
Private: I bet everything is looking festive already.
(But as they opened the door, the entire dinning room was a complete mess. There were burn marks and ice chuncks all over the place. When they saw Heat and Snow Miser fighting, a rogue fireball flew right over their heads and hit the Christmas tree setting it ablaze.)
Private: FIRE!
Kowalski: WE'RE ALL DOOMED! EVACUATE THE BUILDING!
(As the penguins ran in panic, the fire was drenched by a large splash of water. Phineas and Ferb were holding a giant hose.)
Phineas: Wow. Thank goodness we had this giant hose on stand-by in case a situation such as this happens.
Ferb: A bit convenient, don't you think?
(When the crisis was over, the penguins glared angrily at the Miser Brothers who were both worn out from fighting.)
Skipper: Well I hope you two ninnies are happy! You have completely annihalated ANOTHER christmas tree! You're lucky the boy's a proficient prodigy or else this whole Christmas party would have been kaput!
Snow Miser: Don't go pointing flippers at me! The ol' Hothead started it!
Heat Miser: I did not start nothing Blizzard Brain! If you quit ordering me around, this catastrophe wouldn't have happened!
Skipper: I don't know why I have to deal with you two. Rico! Call their mother!
Heat Miser: You wouldn't dare!
Skipper: I wouldn't. But he would!
(Rico started coughing until he threw up a cell phone and dialed random numbers. When the phone started ringing, a thunderbolt landed in the destroyed dinning room. And standing before them was Mother Nature.)
Mother Nature: My goodness! What happened here?
Skipper: And this is where we make our leave. Penguins! Move out!
(The four penguins ran out of the room as fast as they can leaving the Miser Brothers alone with Mother Nature.)
Heat Miser: It was all his fault! He's being too bossy and continually bragging about his stupid centerpiece!
Snow Miser: Your story is nothing more than a snow job Inferno Face! You were the one who threw that tantrum and destroyed the dinning room!
Heat Miser: I wouldn't have thrown that tantrum if you just shut up!
Mother Nature: ENOUGH!
(Thunder boomed throughout the dinning room silencing the two brothers feud.)
Mother Nature: Boys, I am surprised at you. I thought I told you before that your feuding would only cause nothing but trouble. Now I expect you both to behave and put aside your differences. If you work together, there is no limit to the things you can do. I don't want to see you two fighting amongst yourselves for the rest of the evening. Understand?
Heat and Snow Miser: Yes Mother dear.
Mother Nature: Good. Now clean up this mess you made. And remember what I said.
(Mother Nature disappeared leaving the Miser Brothers to look at the messy dining room. There was trash, ice, and burn marks everywhere.)
Snow Miser: Well. We might as well get started
Heat Miser: I still say this is your fault.
(By the time Mother Nature got home, she entered her house and closed the door.)
Mother Nature: North Wind! I expect to see those dishes to be done today!
(But there was no response.)
Mother Nature: North Wind! Answer me when I'm talking to you!
(She entered the kitchen and saw a huge stack of dirty dishes still unwashed. Nobody was in there.)
Mother Nature: Where is that boy?
North Wind: Right here mother dear!
(To her surprise, two small men similar in appearence to North Wind grabbed both of Mother Natures arms dragging her into the living room where the North Wind was waiting.)
Mother Nature: North Wind! What is the meaning of this? Have you lost your marbles?
North Wind: I am so sorry it had to come to this mumsie, but I really need you to do something for me. Whether you want to or not!
(Meanwhile, the Miser Brothers were still cleaning up the dining room. Heat Miser was melting away all the ice chuncks while Snow Miser swept all the burn marks off of the walls and floors.)
Snow Miser: Well this is another fine predicament you got us into Magma Mouth!
Heat Miser: You were just as much a part of this as I was Hail Head!
Snow Miser: Maybe so. But we wouldn't even be in this mess if you had just gone back to your work!
Heat Miser: Well you wouldn't stop bragging about your stupid ice statue!
Snow Miser: I was not bragging! All I said was that ice sculptures are superior in design to rock sculptures!
Heat Msier: A rock sculpture can be just as marvelous as an ice sculpture and I can prove it!
Snow Miser: You know, our job would go a lot faster if you'd just keep cleaning!
Heat Miser: There you go again ordering me around!
Snow Miser: I just want to get this thing done as fast as possible so we could go on with our normal lives!
Heat Miser: So do I! But you don't hear me bossing you around!
(As the Miser Brothers continued arguing, Perry the Platypus jumped in and confronted the two brothers.)
Heat Miser: What do you want?
(Out from his hat, Perry handed them a purple envelope and then left.)
Snow Miser: An envelope? Who would send us a letter?
Heat Miser: Be quiet. I'm opening.
(The Miser brothers read the letter to themselves. "Dear boys. It seems that maybe I was a little harsh on you both. So to make it up to you both, I thought I'd give you your Christmas gifts early this year. Meet at these two places and you will both get a surprise. XOXO Mother Nature")
Heat Miser: A present? For both of us?
Snow Miser: I don't know. It seems suspicious.
Heat Miser: Who cares? Mother's got presents for us! Let's go!
Snow Miser: Go where?
Heat Miser: Look! On the letter!
(The two brothers read the letter again and saw a map to two seperate places.)
Snow Miser: Wow! Vinson Massif! The coldest mountain on earth located in Antarctica! I've always wanted to go there!
Heat Miser: The Sahara desert! My favorite place to be!
(The two brothers raced out of the dining room and ran outside the Safe House. They both stopped when they realized something.)
Snow Miser: Wait! How do we get to those places?
(Moments later, the Snow Miser had arrived in Antarctica riding in a rocket made entirely from junk. He spotted Vinson Massif up ahead and landed the rocket on top of the peak.)
Snow Miser: I made it! I hope that Jimmy Neutron kid doesn't mind me borrowing one of his rockets.
(As Snow Miser climbed out of the rocket, he looked around and waited.)
Snow Miser: Mother dear! I'm here! Do I get my present now?
North Wind: Oh, you'll get your present.
(Snow Miser turned around and saw North Wind floating above him with one of his minions holding an iron chain.)
North Wind: You'll get it when I finally get rid of you ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(The North Winds minion wrapped the chain around Snow Misers body trapping him.)
Snow Miser: GAH! What's going on here?
(And in the Sahara desert, the Heat Miser came up to a small oasis flying on top of a colorful flying carpet.)
Heat Miser: Hahahahaha! Yes! It's good to be here! Thanks for the ride Carpet.
(Carpet gave Heat Miser an OK sign with one of its tassels and flew off into the desert. Heat Miser stood by the oasis waiting.)
Heat Miser: Where is mother? Maybe she got lost on her way here.
North Wind: Oh, she didn't get lost.
(The North Wind floated above Heat Miser with his other minion beside him swinging another chain.)
North Wind: But you will be. Lost forever in the brink of darkness!
(The minion wrapped the chain around Heat Misers body.)
Heat Miser: Hey! Let go of me!
(A vortex suddenly opened as Heat Miser was dragged inside. North Wind laughed victoriously as he too went through the vortex.)
(When Heat Miser was dragged through the vortex, he landed on the ground still wrapped up in chains. He looked at his surroundings and saw he was on top of a huge purple storm cloud. Whe he looked around some more, Snow Miser was also there also wrapped in chains.)
Snow Miser: Heat Miser? You too?
Heat Miser: Yes. Me too. What is going on here? It's not like mother would set this up!
North Wind: Of course she didn't set this up you idiots!
(Floating before the Miser Brothers was the North Wind and his two minions.)
North Wind: I set this up! I had to bring you each here seperately so you wouldn't team up to try and stop me!
Snow Miser: The ol' Windbag? You're behind this?
Heat Miser: Have you lost your mind? What did we ever do to you?
North Wind: You two idiots ruined everything when you foiled my plan to destroy Santa Claus and take over Christmas! Well I'm going to attempt that plan again. Except this time, you won't be there to stand in my way! And I'll do that by any means possible!
Snow Miser: I should've known this whole thing was a snow job!
Heat Miser: Just wait until mother hears about this!
North Wind: I'm one step ahead of you!
(North Wind moved one of the clouds out of the way revealing Mother Nature trapped inside a cage made entirely of dark thunderbolts.)
Heat and Snow Miser: MOTHER!
North Wind: That's right! Nobody has any authority over me any more! And just to make this victory certain, I've brought a few "playmates" for the two of you.
(When the windy villain snapped his fingers, two horrifying dark creatures emerged. One looked like a bulky knight with two swords on each hand. The other was incredibly round with a small head and two massive arms. Both of these monsters had a heart-shaped emblem on their chests.)
Heat and Snow Miser: HEARTLESS!
North Wind: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Have fun you two! Because these two monsters are gonna BLOW YOU AWAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The Heartless motioned closer toward the Miser brothers who are both still chained up.)
Heat Miser: Well, this is it. It's been nice knowing you buddy.
(As the sword wielding Heartless came close, Snow Miser suddenly froze the chains around him allowing him to break free.)
North Wind: WHAT?
Snow Miser: Not today! It's time for this Heartless to chill out! I'll take care of them brother! I'll free you when I'm done!
(The Snow Miser jumped out of the way from the sword-wielding Heartless' swipe as music started to play in the background. When the music played, Snow Miser started to sing.)
Snow Miser: I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. Snow
I'm Mr. Icicle
I'm Mr. ten below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
(When Snow Miser touched the sword-wielding Heartless, he immediately froze in a block of ice. The iced Heartless then exploded into a million snowflakes.)
Snow Miser: I'm too much
(The Snow Miser turned his attention to the fat Heartless. But then, the chains around Heat Misers body started to melt off. After freeing himself, Heat Miser ran up to the round Heartless.)
Heat Miser: This one is mine brother!
(The music still playing, it was Heat Misers turn to sing.)
Heat Miser: I'm Mr. Green Christmas
I'm Mr Sun
I'm Mr. Heat Blister
I'm Mr. Hundered and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
(The fat Heartless prepared to body slam the Heat Miser until he touched his underbelly. Then the fat Heartless melted into a molten orange puddle.)
I'm too much
(With both Heartless destroyed, the Miser Brothers turn toward the North Wind.)
Snow Miser: Alright you! Let mother go!
North Wind: And you think I'll obey you because you destroyed two Heartless? Not a chance! Let's see how you well handle this many!
(Suddenly, dozens more Heartless rose from the clouds and surrounded Heat and Snow Miser.)
Heat Miser: Anymore brilliant ideas?
Snow Miser: Indeed I do! It's time to give these monsters a frigid reception!
(The Snow Miser whistled, and from the clouds, six more people appeared very similar to Snow Miser except smaller. The six Snow Misers started to sing as well.)
Snow Chorus: He's Mr. White Christmas
He's Mr. Snow
Snow Miser: That's right!
He's Mr. Icicle
He's Mr. Ten Below
Snow Miser: Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
(The snow chorus throw snowballs at the Heartless in front of them, freezing them until they too turned into snow.)
Snow Chorus: He's too much
(Suddenly, a massive armored Heartless stomped over to the Snow Miser ready to squash him. But he gave off a smug grin and skated toward the giant Heartless.)
Snow Miser: I never wanna know a day that's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty, twenty, ten, five, and let it FREEZE!
(When the Snow Miser touched the giant Heartless freezing until it exploded and snowed down on the North Wind angering him.)
North Wind: DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU IDIOTS! GET THEM!
(The other wave of Heartless faced the Miser Brothers and charged until Heat Miser stood in the way.)
Heat Miser: Time for a little solar power of my own!
(The Heat Miser whistled calling forth miniature Heat Misers of his own. The Heat Chorus started to sing as the Heartless drew closer.)
Heat Chorus: He's Mr. Green Christmas
He's Mr. Sun
He's Mr. Heat Blister
He's Mr. Hundred and One
Heat Miser: They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
(The Miser chorus threw fireballs at the Heartless engulfing them in flames before they melted on impact.)
Heat Chorus: He's too much
Heat Miser: Thank you.
(Heat Miser looked up and saw the massive Darkside Heartless standing above him. But Heat Miser shrugged off the fear and faced the giant Heartless.)
Heat Miser: I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, ONE HUNDRED DEGREES!
(By just touching the giant Heartless, it became completely engulfed in flames until it fell over and became a molten puddle just like the others. By then, no more Heartless were remaining leaving only the North Wind and his two minions.)
North Wind: MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? Fine! Once I'm through with you two, there will be nothing left but a frozen puddle and some dying embers!
(The furious wind villain conjured up a massive tornado and motioned toward the Miser brothers. The two minions were left dealing with the Snow and Heat chorus.)
Snow Miser: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Heat Miser: You bet!
Heat and Snow Miser: FREEZER BURN!
Snow Chorus: He's Mr. White Christmas
Heat Chorus: He's Mr. Sun
(The Snow Chorus threw snowballs at the first minion covering him in snow.)
Snow Chorus: He's Mr. Icicle
Heat Chorus: He's Mr. Hundred and One
(The Heat Chorus throw fireballs at the second minion burning him back into the clouds.)
Heat and Snow Miser: They call me Heat/Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts/Turns to melt/snow in my clutch
(Heat Miser unleashed a jet of flames into the tornado while Snow Miser unleashed a freezing blizzard inside too.)
Heat and Snow Miser: We're too much
(The extreme combination of heat and cold in the twister started to overwhelm the North Wind.)
Heat and Snow Chorus: TOO MUCH!
(The windstorm was soon cancelled out and the wind villain was lying on the cloudy ground exhausted.)
Snow Miser: What's wrong Blowhard? Feeling a little winded? If you catch my "drift".
Heat Miser: Beating you was a real breeze! And they said I was full of hot air!
North Wind: Grrr! Make all the smart-aleck comments you want. You've changed nothing! I'll just summon even more Heartless, and I'll kick up another storm that'll whisk you off for good!
Mother Nature: You'll do no such thing!
(Mother Nature suddenly appeared behind the North Wind surprising him.)
North Wind: GAH! Mumsie! But how. . . .
(The wind villain looked and saw the mini Heat and Snow Misers standing by the unlocked cage Mother Nature was in.)
North Wind: Uh, I can explain. . .
(Mother Nature grabbed the North Wind by his ear and lowered her voice at him scornfully.)
Mother Nature: You can explain everything once you're through doing chores for me for the next five hundred thousand years young man!
North Wind: (groan) Yes mother dear.
(The tone in Mother Natures voice softened when she turned to the Miser Brothers.)
Mother Nature: I am so proud of you two. I am truly sorry North Wind got you both mixed up in this. The way you worked together to rescue me was truly an act of greatness I will never forget.
Heat Miser: Yeah. I guess we did work together. You know, we make a pretty "hot" team, you and I.
Snow Miser: You mean, we make a pretty "cool" team.
(The Miser Brothers laughed as they exhanged a handshake which let out some warm steam.)
Snow Miser: Speaking of which, there's something we need too finish and fast.
Heat Miser: I'm way ahead of you brother!
(In the Safe House living room, the penguins, Phineas, Ferb, Perry, and many other residents watched the giant Christmas tree shine in awe.)
Skipper: Well, I'd say that was a huge success. Great work team.
Kowalski: Uh, Skipper? There's still the exception of the Miser Brothers?
Skipper: Ugh. Geez, those two. Alright. Let's get this over with.
(The penguins entered the dining room expecting the worst.)
Skipper: Alright boys. What kind of. . . .
(To the surprise of Skipper and the other penguins, the entire dining room looked fantastic. There was holly everywhere and the table was set to the very last detail. The Miser Brothers stood there proud of their work.)
Private: Wow! Everything is so. . . .beautiful.
Snow Miser: It's not finished yet.
(The Snow Misers chorus come in holding a giant stone swan and put in in the center of the table.)
Heat Miser: A stone centerpiece. (gasp) And it's sculpted from volcanic ash!
Snow Miser: I've given it some thought and, now that I see it, stone sculptures are kinda "hot".
Heat Miser: Thanks. Though to be honest, I always thought ice sculptures were pretty "cool" too.
Skipper: Well, I'm impressed you two. Once you've put aside your differences, you made one heck of a festive dining hall.
Heat Miser: Thanks. Although to be honest, most of the credit goes to my brother.
Snow Miser: All talk. We did this together. And with us working together, there's nothing we can't do.
(Suddenly, everyone could hear Jimmy Neutrons screaming from outside.)
Jimmy: Alright! Which one of you stole my rocket?
(At the same time, Carpet flew into the dining room and collapsed on the floor exhausted and covered in dust. The Miser Brother blushed realizing they forgot something.)
Next up: A K'nuckles Christmas Carol