The Great El Painto
Mulder and Scully
Took off in a hurry
After painting Skinners bald head
They ran down the hall
Mulder skidded into a wall
Scully screamed "We're all gonna be dead!"
With Skinner on her tail
Scully ran for the mail
Hoping her gun had arrived
With no such luck, she began ducked
Searching for a place to hide
Mulder recovered
But was locked in a cupboard
For agent Pendrell had other plans
He went to help Scully
Who was in such hurry
Madly waving her hands
Skinner took him down
With a big paintball round
It splattered every which where
Up all the doors,
And down all the halls
But nobody seemed to care
Mulder broke free
With a hellish big heave
And slipped on the paint on the floor
Scully ran by
Shouted "Move it or die!"
Then headed on out the side door
Skinner was coming
Full pelt he was running
His paintball gun aimed ahead
He then saw Mulder
And plastered his shoulder
Shouting "Your out, your out, your dead!"
He went after Scully
Who was still in a hurry
Trying to get far away
To the car park she went
Looking around for a vent
To crawl into for the rest of the day
Skinner lined her in sight
And smiled with delight
As the trigger, he pulled hard and fast
The ball left the gun
Scully went down on the run
Smeared with red paint from the blast
Skinner did cheer
As a large crowd appeared
"Whoopee, I've won the day!"
Then Scully and Mulder
Grew a lot bolder
And thought Skinner should very much pay
They grabbed Skinners gun
Lined him up for the fun
And blasted him into next week
The moral of this story
Don't hog all the glory
Or you'll end up looking quite bleak
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The End
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