I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT THANK THE WONDERFUL STEPHENIE MEYER FOR THAT:)

Jacobs POV

I was at the Cullen house hold waiting for Nessie to get home from shopping with Alice. For the fifth time this week when i hear a loud boom come from the kitchen. That could only mean one thing Emmett got bored or Emmett got really bored. So I decided to be brave and went to check out th damage. The amage asnt to bad on the house but I dont think Esme was using the stove for a long time cuase there wasnt one there.

"What did you do dude?"Emmett gave me the look he gets when he needs help hiding something.I just shook my head.

"Please jake i will help you out with Nessie ,I'll score you some more time with her,please just anything I really need you help!?!"He put his pouty face on, he knows I am a kiss up for the pouty face. I eventually caved in thirty minutes later I was stuffing half an oven into my garage.

"That should do it."Emmett said with a look of satifaction on his face.

"But shouldnt you get a new stove so Esme wont flip out on you?"So we went to the store I let Emmett go in by himself since he was the one who did the damage. Fifteen minutes later he came out with a single bag. He got in the car and I gave him a look.

"What?"His look was now of confusion.

"I told you to buy a stove!"

"I did!"He handed me the bag.

"No, you bought an Easy Bake Oven!"I held up the cardboard box.

"But at least it's easy to bake with."I shook my head,got out of the truck,and went back into the store to buy a real stove. An hour later we were back at the house. I had just put the final touches on the stove to make it look like nothing ever happened when Nessie,Esme,and Alice walked through the door. Nessie walked over and gave me a hug and kiss. We were all in the kitchen talking when Esme asked the dreaded question.

"What smells like burnt metal?"She shot a hard galnce at Emmett. He looked like he had just been arrested.

"EMMETT CULLEN WHAT DID YOU DO?"

A/N: Hope you liked this one i thought it would be good to losen up after my first one so I decided to go funny. PLease review:)