I don't like white chocolate. Apparently neither does Remus. XD
Disclaimer: Lupin and Tonks belong to JK Rowling. I am not JK Rowling.
Remus Lupin sat in his new home. His new wife was in the new kitchen. Everything was so new. Tonks was still new as well. All fresh and young and… new. He was old. He still didn't understand why she wanted him, but he was done complaining. He was going to enjoy this.
Tonks walked through the door to their living room holding a plate full of chocolate strawberries. Excellent.
"I made you chocolate, Remus! Now I hope you understand I want something in return," Tonks said, grinning wildly. Her hair was a royal blue today and was tied in a terribly messy bun. "A kiss maybe?"
"If you insist," Remus said, smiling as she bent down for a kiss. She tasted like strawberries and chocolate. "Have you eaten some without me?"
"Yes." She said unashamed, as she plopped next to him, placing the plate between herself and her husband. She picked up a strawberry coated with white and took a bite. "Yum."
Remus frowned. "White chocolate?"
Tonks raised an eyebrow. "Yes? Have a problem with white chocolate?"
Remus plucked the remaining strawberry from her fingers and threw it over his shoulder. "Yes. White chocolate is not real chocolate. It has no cocoa. It is an imposter. A lie." Remus picked up a strawberry covered in dark chocolate and thrust it in Tonks' amused face. "THIS. This is real chocolate. 70% cocoa." Tonks took a bite from the strawberry Remus was holding.
She laughed as she chewed. "Remus, calm down! Its just chocolate!"
"Just chocolate!" Remus repeated, feigning shock. "Chocolate is perfect! Chocolate is amazing! Chocolate is fantastic!"
Tonks leaned over and kissed Remus' nose. "You are my chocolate." She said, smiling.
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