A/N: Ha. So okay. This may not be incredibly bright, but I like it. I was bored and sick of studying, and I didn't feel like working on my other fic (Go take a look at it---- yes, I am aware that I'm THAT shameless) so I just wrote this off the top of my head.
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Jacob and Bella, BUT not the concept of fake vampire accessories. Those are mine. No, not really.
Jacob The Vampire
"Jacob?"
"Yes, Bella?"
"Why are you wearing fake vampire fangs?"
"…"
"Jake?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"Yes, I really do."
"No, do
you really, really want to know?"
"Yes, Jacob, I really,
REALLY want to know."
"But do you-"
"Oh, just spit it out already."
"Well… I just… I figured this way…"
"Yes?"
"Since you liked vampires better and all…"
"Yes…?"
"You might like me better."
"Oh."
"…"
"…"
"I have fake blood too."
I know it's kind of lame, but still. Review please??