AN!
Right, so, my last one shot was a bit crappy but I had an urge to write fluff coz I needed some love in my life! So hah to all you fluff haters!
ANYWAY; here is a short story coz it's everyone's birthday except mine (and because this is the cheapest way to give birthday pressies!) so, happy birthday to Kat (go you!), Jennie, Tango, Spem and Imogen and Annisa and all you guys reading this if it is/has been/nearly is your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Wow, long, so, story here!
Birthday
"Shhh, here he comes!"
"Shh, yourself, Granger! Make it obvious that we are planning something why don't you!"
"Humph! Well then! Next time I won't bother helping you! Next time I'll leave you to plan this without one of his friends being here Parkinson."
"If it all goes well, there won't be a next time!"
"And what do you think would make everything go well? This is Malfoy we are talking about!"
"Calm down Hermione, she's not worth getting detention over."
Harry Potter calmed his friend down as they stood outside the Potions lab waiting for the rest of the Slytherins and Snape to turn up.
"Why are you here on your own, Parkinson?" asked Harry, "I thought you couldn't leave the Common Room without being attached to Malfoy's arm?"
"That is none of you're business, Potter, and, for your information, Darling Draco isn't feeling so well today."
"Aw, shame," the sarcasm was obvious in his voice, "poor Dwaco is iw in bed!" Harry started speaking like a young child unable to pronounce his 'r's and 'l's.
"You should go to Madam Pomfrey and get that speech impediment sorted out, Potter," drawled a voice as greasy as its owners hair. "And, because I know you have no impediment of the sort," a pause, "five points from Gryffindor for," a further pause, "making fun of the un-able witch or wizard."
"What the –" started Harry, but as soon as the words were out of his mouth, Ron's hand landed on his shoulder.
"Shut it, mate, or else we'll lose more points. Now come on!"
Harry let himself be steered into the classroom, and seated himself as far away from Snape as possible.
"It seems class, that there is a free bench in front of me. Those of you sitting on the back row must move. Potter, Weasley, Granger! That means you!"
"Yes, Professor Snape," was all Hermione said as she gathered her belongings and moved towards the front, hissing at Harry and Ron to hurry up.
"Fine, fine, we're coming!" mumbled Ron, as he unceremoniously shoved his books into his bag and pushed Harry down the aisle between the desks in front of him.
Great, another lesson in which Snape decides to totally humiliate me, thought Harry, letting himself be bundled along by his best friend.
Draco Malfoy prowled the corridors making sure that he didn't make a single sound.
Never mind being a Slytherin, if I get caught now then I'm in more that shit. And why on earth does Pansy want unicorn hair anyway? What kind of birthday present is she going to give me with unicorn hair? Merlin!never say you owe a girl a favour! They'll never forget it!
AN (again) yeah, so, tell me what you think. And remember, I already have part two written so if you want me 2 post it, I want at least 6 decent reviews! Yes, I feel like having a strange number there. So, 6 it is! See you all on the review page!
Heather xox