Sand blew around me hitting my face sharply. I panted heavily and held up a hand to try and protect my face. the sweltering heat beat down on me and I wiped the sweat off my forehead.

I reached for the canteen at my waist and held it to my dry lips only to find it was empty. What dumbass would try and cross the desert alone? Oh right me.

I had been so excited to be in Egypt, the land of my gods, that I had grabbed a couple of canteens and my phone and ran off in search of the gods.

I saw my vision start to black around the edges and I fell myself fall to my knees in the sand. I was an idiot.

I sent a prayer up to the gods and fell myself fall over cluthcing the ankh around my neck. I prayed for Lord Osiris to be gentle with me.

I raised my eyelids drowsily and saw the night spanning over the desert before me.

I looked up and saw the full moon illuminating the sand and took a sigh of relief I wasn't dead yet. Or was I? I couldn't move my limbs and my heart beat rang in my ears. I tried to call out but no sound would escape from my lips.

I then called out for help from the gods. They couldn't betray me now, I was always such a loyal believer. Then I saw a light in front of me, I saw a muscular man with the head of a Jackyl, he walked up to me and knelt.

"You are not ready to die yet, we have plans we need you for." I heard a foreign tongue speaking but it translated clearly in my head. I recongized this as Anubis the god of funerals.

I felt my eyes close and he picked me up swiftly holding me in his arms. I felt my heart skip a beat as I was pressed against the muscles of his bare chest. Wow was I really getting horny for a god? Disrespectful. I then felt myself pass out as I heard a chuckle escape the god.

I let my eyes drift open, damn it James why did you have to get yourself lost? I looked up and saw figures peering around me and echoes of voices trailing around. Now I was hallucinating great.

A shorter figure, with dark black hair and eyeliner with a tight black shirt with a skull and leather jeans with many chains looped walked up to me.

"Don't be alarmed, but I am Anubis, god of the funerals." He said softly. His eyes had dark circles under them as if he was tired and scared.

"Prove it." I said sitting up the blood rushing to my head. I dizzily swayed and another figure rushed over and grabbed my arm holding me steady. It was a girl this time with black hair pulled up tightly on her head.

"Isis, you should heal him." Anubis said quietly.

"One sec sweetheart." She whispered and her hands glowed and the dizzyness faded.

"Point Proven." I said with my eyes wide. "Though why would you save a mere mortal like me?" I said pushing my messy dark brown hair out of my eyes.

A tall muscular figure walked up trailed by a leaner one. The taller one was shirtless with leather pants and chains shackled to his wrists and had a maddening look in his eye with messy sand coloured hair and tan skin. The other one had short swept back white hair with golden eyes and was wearing a black shiny overcoat with skin so pale it almost glowed. No it did glow.

"Horus, Khonsu." Anubis said nodding.

Horus walked foward peering down at me. "We are in a war and we need help of a strong mortal believer, one who would sell his soul to us."

The god of the moon stepped foward then. "I found you in the desert under my gaze, you were almost in the grasp of Osiris, but I decided Horus would like to use you." The god of War pursed his lips and stepped back in front of him.

"Watch yourself Moony, just because you are sleeping with our king doesn't give you the right to step in front of me, minor god." He said scoffing.

"I am NOT sleeping with Ra, he was the one who tried to sleep with me and I turned him down. He slobbers over me but you all know fucking well I refuse him. And I can beat you in a fight, just because I don't go flaunting around my ego like you do to mortals doesn't make me any less powerful." Khonsu said in a whispery voice.

"Don't fight you guys." Anubis said in a shiy and meek voice steppign between them, a whole head shorter than either of them.

"Stop this nonsense!" A booming voice rang out. A glowing figure who had power just pouring from him stepped through from a portal of light. "You will settle this elsewhere for now Horus, continue with your plans, I am tired of watching you all fight! Be the respectful gods you are." He said this with flaming hair trailing behind him. He then winked at Khonsu who made a gagging motion.

I just watched in awe I still couldn't believe I was in the prescnse of the gods. It was too much for me. I felt myself grow faint and I fell backwards my vision blackening and the world going silent.