WARNING: This is like very, super, SUPER-DUPER M. Ladies in TOR are not exactly delicate flowers who faint at the sight of blood or the sound of four-letter words. With that in mind, here is a loud, drunken ballad known to most any patron of the raunchiest (and thus best!) cantinas.

Often results in a brawl - but then, that's half the fun!

Here's to the Boys

Here's to the boys of Ord Mantell
These gentlemen please their girls so well
Fuck like rontos, fight like hell
Fortunately they don't kiss and tell
Here's to the boys of Ord Mantell!

Here's to the boys of the Glorious Jewel
They've got some skills you can't learn in school
Never afraid to break every rule
They'll have you so wet you'll leave quite a pool
Here's to the boys of the Glorious Jewel!

Here's to the boys of Nar Shaddaa
Stories about them have others in awe
They'll keep you going 'til you shout hurrah
You'll even beg them not to withdraw
Here's to the boys of Nar Shaddaa!

Here's to the boys of Tattooine
After they're done, you'll feel quite serene
Not minding that what you did was obscene
Taking it front, back, and in between
Here's to the boys of Tattooine!

Here's to the boys of Alderaan
They really know how to get it on
They'll keep you busy from dusk 'til dawn
After all others have COME and gone
Here's to the boys of Alderaan!

Here's to the boys with Balmorran flair
If you've not tried them, well best beware
Their touch can vaporize underwear
But it's so damn good you just don't care
Here's to the boys with Balmorran flair!

Here's to the boys from the planet of ice
They'll get you higher than double-dosed spice
They've got a trick that is really nice
Never just once; they can do it twice
Here's to the boys from the planet of ice!

Here's to the boys who live on Voss
Don't miss this chance – it'd be quite a loss
They will make sure that their POINT gets across
And fill you up with their awesome sauce
Here's to the boys who live on Voss!

Here's to the boys of Korriban
They really know how to have some fun
Always ensuring they're not outdone
They'll take you harder than anyone
Here's to the boys of Korriban!

Here's to the prudes from the Jedi Temple
They'll say you should follow their example
It won't even matter if your charms are ample
They will refuse every single sample
Here's to the prudes from the Jedi Temple!

Here's to the boys of Drommund Kaas
Sexy and cool, with plenty of class
Don't underestimate how long they'll last
All other men they will soon surpass
(alt: "They'll make you beg for it in the ass!")
Here's to the boys of Drommund Kass!

Here's to the boys of Coruscant
Always out on a treasure hunt
Let's go ahead now and just be blunt
Evidence is visible right out front
(alt: "I want your cock shoved inside my cunt!")
Here's to the boys of Coruscant!