Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters.
A/N: This fanfic is kinda of a spin-off from my FrUk fanfic, Special Candy. But there's no need to read that fanfic to understand this one. Maybe just the ending of Prussia's Adventure and Chapter 6 may help but not necessary. But if you do read those parts, I swear they're really short.
Chapter Rating: K+
Translations: (more or less)
(Russian) Литва – Lithuania
(Russia) Пруссия - Prussia
(German) Ja – Yes
(Russian) Германия – Germany
(Russian) Да – Yes
(Russian & German) Почему & Warum – Why
(Lithuanian) monstrus – monsters
(German) kind – kid
(Russian) Пожалуйста - Please
Prologue
"My that was a fun meeting, wasn't it Литва?" asked a cheerful Russian nation, as he got into the driver's seat of the Lithuanian's car; whom sat in the back seat.
In reply to the Russian's question, the younger nation just nodded his head and looked out the car window.
The larger nation just sighed but turned his smiling face to the retired nation who was sitting in the passenger's seat of the car. "How did the meeting go for you, Пруссия?" asked the larger nation as he turned on the car.
"Complete waste time if you ask me." muttered the albino, as the car started to pull away from the parking structure.
"What do you mean by a waste of time?" gasped the blond-haired nation as he stomped on the breaks.
"Prussia, do you not realize that our little Lithuania is pregnant with both our babies?"
"Ja, I know!" snapped the Prussian. "But it has nothing to do with me until I know for a fact he is pregnant with my Baby."
With the tense silence in the car, the car went back to it's original direction before it was stopped.
"Why am I coming with you two anyways?" asked an irriated albino when they were halfway to Russia's house.
"Remember, your brother, Германия, forced you to come with us, so this way you can help keep Lithuania safe while he's carrying your baby."Russia explained, even though he knew Prussia was just trying to fill the silence with complaints.
"Why can't I just stay home, until we find out he's actually pregnant with my kind or not?" Prussia whined as he tossed a glare at Lithuania who was staring silently out at the snow through the backseat window.
Russia just shrugged at Prussia's question, "Well he does have some problems are now, and you always tend make them worst."
"I don't always make things worst!" Prussia shouted, offended at Russia's answer.
"So Lithuania, what do you think about carrying about precious cargo?" Russia asked as he ignored Prussia and looked into his rear view mirror to look at Lithuania.
"May I be perfectly honest?" Lithuania asked without looking up.
"Да, of course." Russia answered with a smile.
"I hate this." Lithuania said flatly.
"Почему?" "Warum?" asked both Russia and Prussia, both with a deep frown.
"How would you like being raped by two men, and then find out that you can possibly be carrying both of their little monstrus?" Lithuanian blurted unintentionally as tears began to fall from his face.
"We didn't rape you, you were just begging for it." said Russia with a smirk, which only made Lithuanian cry harder, that he began to hiccup with every breath.
"And don't call my kind a Monster. You should feel lucky, if you are carrying my awesome genes around." Prussia said in his awesome voice.
"I still hate this." Lithuania murmured as he felt the car halt to a stop.
"If you this so much, why don't you just go kill yours-" Prussia was cut off, by being slapped in the face by Russia.
"Пожалуйста, don't give my little Lithuania any ideas."
That was the lamest prolouge ever, but hey the story is barely getting started. R&R please, more reviews faster updates.