This is my first attempt at writing a fanfic. I wrote it because I've noticed some parallels between the Japanese series Kamen Rider and the British series Doctor Who. Also, because I'm so tired of my Whovian friends going on and on about how "terrifying" the Daleks are. So I wrote this one-shot (not anymore).
Please note that I am not a Whovian, I haven't seen much with the Daleks, so some stuff may be a little wrong.
The Daleks get Rider Kicked
Daleks vs Space
High above the Earth, a Dalek mothership flew in orbit, keeping itself undetected from the planet's scanning technology. Inside, three of said aliens were observing the planet below that had continuously thwarted them on a screen.
"HOW HAS ONE INFERIOR PLANET DEFIED THE WILL AND MIGHT OF THE DALEKS FOR SO LONG?" one Dalek, a red one, asked.
"IT IS DUE TO THE INTERFERENCE OF THE DOCTOR AND HIS COMPANIONS," said another, a blue Dalek.
"THEN WE MUST WASTE NO MORE TIME WITH IT!" declared the third Dalek, this time yellow, "WE SHALL DESTROY THE DOCTOR'S PRECIOUS EARTH AND STRIKE A BLOW AGAINST HIM."
"WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN?" asked the red Dalek, "EVERYTIME WE HAVE ATTACKED, THE DOCTOR HAS APPEARED."
"WE HAVE ALWAYS STRUCK THE COUNTRY THE HUMANS CALL ENGLAND," stated the yellow Dalek, "IT IS HIS PROTECTORATE. THEREFORE WE MUST STRIKE WHERE WE KNOW THE DOCTOR SHALL NOT BE."
"PERHAPS HERE," said the blue Dalek, the image on the screen enlarging, zooming in on an island nation on the opposite side of the planet. "ACCORDING TO OUR DATA, THIS LOCATION IS KNOWN AS JAPAN. WE MAY START THE DESTRUCTION HERE."
"HOW MANY SHALL WE SEND?" the red Dalek asked.
"ONE DALEK SHALL BE ENOUGH," said the yellow Dalek, "AND I SHALL BE THE ONE TO BEGIN THE EXTERMINATION OF THE HUMAN RACE!"
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" the three Daleks chanted.
It was another calm day in the city of Tokyo, a calm that was soon shattered by the appearance of the yellow Dalek, who had teleported into the street.
"I AM DALEK SKRON AND YOU SHALL ALL BE EXTERMINATED!" declared the Dalek and it began to fire its weapon, destroying cars and trees, blasting holes in buildings, and causing the crowds of people to run in panic. Skron then began to move down the street, shouting over and over, "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
"Wow, a space alien. Sugoi!"
The Dalek turned and saw a teenage girl pointing at it with an excited look on her face.
"HUMAN FEMALE, YOU SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!"
"Eh?" the girl asked. The Dalek then began to fire, causing the girl, named Yuki Jojima, to scream in fright before she ran away screaming as the Dalek gave chase. "Gen-chan! Kengo-kun!"
She kept running until she ran into her two friends, Gentaro Kisaragi and Kengo Utahoshi.
"Yuki, what's wrong?" asked Kengo.
"That!" she said, pointing back at the Dalek.
"Whoa, Kengo! Is that a Zodiarts?" asked Gentaro.
"Of course it isn't, Kisaragi, it doesn't even look or sound like one!" shouted Kengo.
"It sort of looks like a giant coffeepot," said Yuki.
"Actually, I was thinking it looks more like a salt shaker," said Gentaro.
"YOU WILL ALL BE EXTERMINATED!" declared the Dalek.
"Well, it's obviously not friendly," said Gentaro, pulling out a device (known as the Fourze Driver) with colorful switches inserted in it (called Astro Switches) and attaching it to his waist, a belt forming once it was set, "so I'll have to kick," he stopped and thought for a beat, "whatever passes for its ass." He then began flipping the toggle switches on the Fourze Driver, activating it. He then crossed his left arm diagonally in front of him and placed his right hand on the lever on the side. The belt began to count down.
"THREE…TWO…ONE!"
"Henshin!" shouted Gentaro, pushing the lever forward. He then brought his left hand to his waist and raised his right into the air. White smoke then erupted from the belt as a ring appeared above his head, energy pouring down from it. As it vanished, a new figure in white armor had appeared…Kamen Rider Fourze!
Bring his arms to his chest, he pumped them up high, shouting his signature, "Space is awesome!"
Skron's eyestalk went up and down, analyzing the figure in front of it. "WHAT IS THIS?" he asked, "IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
"I'm Fourze…Kamen Rider Fourze," he answered, "and who are you supposed to be?"
"I AM SKRON OF THE SUPERIOR DALEK RACE," Skron replied, "AND I SHALL BEGIN THE TERMINATION OF HUMANITY WITH YOU!"
"Not gonna happen," said Fourze, "let's settle this man to ma…whatever you are."
And with that, Fourze charged forward, throwing a punch at the Dalek.
Meanwhile, Kengo had put down his briefcase and opened it. He then pulled out an Astro Switch with a 6 on it, the Camera Switch, and inserted it into the Burgermeal Foodroid, transforming it into its Roid mode as it began to scan the Dalek. The screen within the briefcase showed its findings.
"So Kengo-kun, what is it?" Yuki asked as she looked at the screen.
"No idea," said Kengo, "but Kisaragi shouldn't have too much trouble. It doesn't seem to be as powerful as a Zodiarts."
Back in the battle, Fourze was constantly moving, dodging the Dalek's blasts while landing several blows that knocked it back. One particularly strong kick knocked the Dalek onto its side.
"Ha ha," laughed Fourze, "Try fighting now, you oversized…"
"SILENCE!" screamed the Dalek, who fired another shot. Fourze, not expecting this, took it straight in the chest and was sent flying back, crashing into and making a hole in the side of a building.
"Gen-chan!" shouted Yuki, worried for her friend.
"PREPARE TO DIE, HUMANS," said Skron, as it floated up and righted itself, aiming at Yuki and Kengo when…
"ROCKET ON"
Fourze then flew out of the building, the Rocket Module on his right arm roaring as he charged the Dalek. "Rider Rocket Punch!" he shouted as he slammed the rocket into the Dalek, knocking it back and leaving a nice dent in its armor. Fourze then deactivated the Rocket Switch.
"HOW…?" shouted Dalek Skron.
"It's gonna take more than that to beat a Kamen Rider," said Fourze, punching his right fist into his left hand. "Now I'm serious."
[Insert Song: Switch On by Anna Tsuchiya]
He then charged again as the Dalek got into position to shoot him. However, before it could, Fourze activated the booster on his back, flying into the air and flipping the Radar Switch on the left side of the belt and the Launcher Switch on the right.
"LAUNCHER, RADAR ON"
Landing behind the alien invader, Fourze pointed the Radar Module on his left arm, targeting it. "Lock on!" he shouted and slammed the Launcher Module on his right leg down, firing its five missiles at the Dalek, which homed in and impacted precisely. Small explosions erupted and as the smoke cleared, it revealed the Dalek still alive but badly damaged, with scorch marks and mangled armor bits adorning it. Even the bulbs on top were cracked.
"Kisaragi, finish it!" shouted Kengo.
"Got it. Yosh!" said Fourze as he deactivated the two Switches and pressed down on the Rocket Switch again.
"ROCKET ON"
He then flew straight up into the air, gaining some altitude before twisting the remaining Switch in the belt.
"DRILL ON"
The Drill Module now on his left leg, Fourze pulled the Enter Lever on the belt once more, activating his finisher.
"ROCKET DRILL, LIMIT BREAK"
The drill began to spin rapidly, energy swirling around it as he extended his left leg forward and pointed the Rocket Module forward, propelling him forward at high-speed before calling out, "Rider Rocket Drill Kick!"
Skron looked up, for the first time actually feeling some fear of its opponent as Fourze came closer for the finish.
"NO! I AM A DALEK! I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY A-!"
It didn't get a chance to finish as the attack impacted before going straight through the Dalek, who erupted into a massive explosion as Fourze landed, the Drill Module digging into the pavement a little from the impact. He turned around, deactivating the Switches as he did, and looked at the fireball where the Dalek once stood.
"Huh, it may not have been a Zodiarts but it explodes just like one."
[End Song]
"Gen-chan!" he heard behind him, and he turned to see Yuki and Kengo running towards him. He flipped up the toggles on the belt, deactivating the belt, causing the armor to vanish from him.
"Nice job, Gen-chan," said Yuki as the two did their signature handshake.
"Yep," said Gentaro, pumping his fist into the air, "another victory for the Kamen Rider Club!"
Kengo, however, was still curious as to what the thing they had just fought was. And if there were more like it.
"WHAT IS THE STATUS OF DALEK SKRON?" asked the red Dalek on board the mothership.
"SENSORS INDICATE THAT SKRON HAS BEEN DESTROYED," said the other.
"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?" asked the red Dalek, known as Kor, "THE DOCTOR?"
"NEGATIVE," the blue Dalek, Troc, answered, "IT DOES NOT MATCH HIS BEHAVIOR. WE ARE DEALING WITH A NEW ENEMY. DALEK SKRON SENT THIS IMAGE BEFORE TERMINATION."
A fuzzy image appeared on the screen, showing Kamen Rider Fourze performing his Rider Rocket Drill Kick.
"WHAT IS IT?" asked Kor.
"SKRON TRANSMITTED ONLY ONE WORD," said Troc, "RIDER."
"THEN IT APPEARS THE DALEKS HAVE A NEW ENEMY IN THIS RIDER," said Kor, "WE SHALL FIND HIM AND HE WILL BE EXTERMINATED."
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" the two Daleks chanted as more joined in.
I've probably invoked the wrath of all Whovians on this site for writing this, so can we please limit cries of outrage in the reviews? This one-shot may evolve into an actual story (which it has), depending on how I can work more Riders into it. I would like to thank Mayanwolfe for proofreading this story.
Neither Kamen Rider nor Doctor Who belong to me.