The Men Who Would Be Kings
Steve was sweating and hurting feeling like his back was breaking in the camel crutch but he would not summit no never would he summit to The Bald Man. Steve and Dave had battled The Bald Man and Lil Indie time after time narrowly loosing each time. This year again Steve and Dave had battled team after team to be the number one competitors. Steve felt in his tights thought this would be the match where he and Dave finally won the belts. The crowd started chanting Steve's name doing his move the Desk Flip. He smiled felling their enthusiasm strengthening his muscles. He reached down summoning everything he had and twisted out of The Bald Man's grips slapping his partner's hand. Dave jumped over the top rope punching away at The Bald Man and Lil Indie as he jumped in trying to double team Dave. Steve rested as quickly as he could with his manager Teressa Del Gato (dressed in her customary Disney cat costume) screamed at him to get up and help Dave. Steve again wondered why Dave and he kept her all she had done was promise them a great theme song which after twelve years still had not came about. Finally Lil Indy was shoved into the turnbuckle near him and Steve took the opportunity to pound and ground him then signaled for the Desk Flip which he performed to the screaming crowds pleasure. Dave was pinning The Bald Man and the ref did his 1-2-3 signaling the end of the match. Steve and Dave were nearly in tears when handed their belts.