Trip Gone Wrong II:
YamiNeo's Revenge
FINALLY! It's up it's up!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! For the last time, stop bugging me!
The last story was absolutely insane, huh? You ain't seen nothin' yet. The Yu-Gi-Oh cast will lose their luck, their dignity, and maybe, their lives. Oh yeah, this is for WhenZlotsGoNuts; I'm gonna be nice to Tea this time, so keep reading!!!
Chapter 1: Inevitable Chaos
As the title depicts, something absolutely psychotic is gonna happen in this chapter. (X-files music plays in the background)
They are back on the road (you know, these guys really need a different hobby or something) and so far, everything has been going great. That is until...
Bakura: Oopsies. I seem to have spilled my Pepsi.
Kaiba: (slams on the breaks) You did WHAT?!
Joey: Don't forget what happen when you spilled lemonade on Kaiba's new seats. If it weren't for the fact that Kaiba was still on probation for tryin' to kill Yugi, he would have snapped you in half!
Kaiba: However, my probation ended yesterday, so I'm free to do whatever I want! I am about to do horrible and inhumane things to you...
Everyone: Ew.
Kaiba: NOT THAT!!!
Yugi: Why don't you just...
Kaiba: Why don't you just shut up you fudge-packing leprechaun!
Yugi: Grrrrr...
Tea: YAY! I've got toast! IV'E GOT TOAST! YAY!
Kaiba: How the hell did you manage to smuggle a pocket toaster onto my SUV?
Tea: (smiling proudly) Girls have more hiding places then men do!
Everyone: Ew.
Mokuba: Seto, can we listen to some music?
Kaiba: What kind?
Mokuba: Nunya Bidnis!
Kaiba: (reaching back) Why you little...
Tristan: NO! He means the singer, Nunya Bidnis! You know, she's only the best singer on Earth, DUH!
Joey: Tristen, don't talk like a girl. You're scaring me.
Tristen: Guys say "duh" too!
Kaiba: Right. Nunya Bidnis. (FYI: Kaiba has no clue who she is. One more thing: I created her, so don't look so confused.)
Mokuba: I've got her hit single! (pulls CD out of his pocket)
Joey: Hey! Where did you get that?!
Mokuba: Um...you dropped your pocket so I just picked up everything inside.
Joey: Oh. Okay. (What an idiot!)
Yami Yugi takes Yugi's place.
Yami Yugi: Nunya Bidnis?! She is so awesome!
Joey: Okay, now you're scaring me. WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING LIKE GIRLS?!
Yami Yugi and Tristan: Whatever.
Joey: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Kaiba: (puts CD into stereo) Shut up, people! The musics on!
(stereos starts playing. Everyone gasps in absolute and terrible horror)
Sorry for the abrupt ending, but I'm in the middle of class. Stay tuned for the next chapter...
Dammit Joey!
FINALLY! It's up it's up!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! For the last time, stop bugging me!
The last story was absolutely insane, huh? You ain't seen nothin' yet. The Yu-Gi-Oh cast will lose their luck, their dignity, and maybe, their lives. Oh yeah, this is for WhenZlotsGoNuts; I'm gonna be nice to Tea this time, so keep reading!!!
Chapter 1: Inevitable Chaos
As the title depicts, something absolutely psychotic is gonna happen in this chapter. (X-files music plays in the background)
They are back on the road (you know, these guys really need a different hobby or something) and so far, everything has been going great. That is until...
Bakura: Oopsies. I seem to have spilled my Pepsi.
Kaiba: (slams on the breaks) You did WHAT?!
Joey: Don't forget what happen when you spilled lemonade on Kaiba's new seats. If it weren't for the fact that Kaiba was still on probation for tryin' to kill Yugi, he would have snapped you in half!
Kaiba: However, my probation ended yesterday, so I'm free to do whatever I want! I am about to do horrible and inhumane things to you...
Everyone: Ew.
Kaiba: NOT THAT!!!
Yugi: Why don't you just...
Kaiba: Why don't you just shut up you fudge-packing leprechaun!
Yugi: Grrrrr...
Tea: YAY! I've got toast! IV'E GOT TOAST! YAY!
Kaiba: How the hell did you manage to smuggle a pocket toaster onto my SUV?
Tea: (smiling proudly) Girls have more hiding places then men do!
Everyone: Ew.
Mokuba: Seto, can we listen to some music?
Kaiba: What kind?
Mokuba: Nunya Bidnis!
Kaiba: (reaching back) Why you little...
Tristan: NO! He means the singer, Nunya Bidnis! You know, she's only the best singer on Earth, DUH!
Joey: Tristen, don't talk like a girl. You're scaring me.
Tristen: Guys say "duh" too!
Kaiba: Right. Nunya Bidnis. (FYI: Kaiba has no clue who she is. One more thing: I created her, so don't look so confused.)
Mokuba: I've got her hit single! (pulls CD out of his pocket)
Joey: Hey! Where did you get that?!
Mokuba: Um...you dropped your pocket so I just picked up everything inside.
Joey: Oh. Okay. (What an idiot!)
Yami Yugi takes Yugi's place.
Yami Yugi: Nunya Bidnis?! She is so awesome!
Joey: Okay, now you're scaring me. WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING LIKE GIRLS?!
Yami Yugi and Tristan: Whatever.
Joey: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Kaiba: (puts CD into stereo) Shut up, people! The musics on!
(stereos starts playing. Everyone gasps in absolute and terrible horror)
Sorry for the abrupt ending, but I'm in the middle of class. Stay tuned for the next chapter...
Dammit Joey!