Summary: This is my idea of how Lorcan d'Eath's hit song "Necks To You" goes. He used to be Wizard of the Month number 31 on Rowling's official site years ago, back when her site was still Harry Potter central. (He'll still come up if you Google him.)

"NECKS TO YOU"

by Lorcan d'Eath

I see the bloodlust in your eyes
I see through all your little lies
I know exactly what you are
And no, I don't think it's bizarre

I want you, baby, yeah, it's true
You thought nobody would want you
Well, you were wrong cause I'm in love
Yeah, I'm in love, my sweet

If I had fifty necks
I'd give all my necks to you
Just to be standing
To be standing next to you
If I had one hundred necks
I'd give them all to you to bite
Bite me, baby, fight me
I won't mind, no, it's not right

You're my obsession, you've no clue
I find your fangs attractive too
Your pale skin, your evil glare
Who'd have known someone would care?

I want you, baby, yeah, it's true
You thought nobody would want you
Well, you were wrong cause I'm in love
Yeah, I'm in love, my sweet

If I had fifty necks
I'd give all my necks to you
Just to be standing
To be standing next to you
If I had one hundred necks
I'd give them all to you to bite
Bite me, baby, fight me
I won't mind, no, it's not right

It's not right
Is it really wrong to love a vampire, a vampire?
Is it really wrong to have that desire, that desire?

If I had fifty necks
I'd give all my necks to you
Just to be standing
To be standing next to you
If I had one hundred necks
I'd give them all to you to bite
Bite me, baby, fight me
I won't mind, no, it's not right

(screaming)

It's not right
But you can bite
Your sharp teeth
They'll pierce my skin
I'll let you in
Suck my blood
I'm in love!
I'm in love!
I'm in love!
Do—
What—
You—
Want—

(singing again)

If I had fifty necks
I'd give all my necks to you
Just to be standing
To be standing next to you
If I had one hundred necks
I'd give them all to you to bite
Bite me, baby, fight me
I won't mind, no, it's not right

(fading whisper)

You could kill me . . . if you wish. . . .