I had to write this Canterbury Tale thing for my English class, so tell me what you guys think. I haven't turned it in yet.
The Brothers of Winchester
There once were two brothers
They had no father or mothers
They traveled across the states;
They were the best of mates
One was rather handsome and tall
The other was pretty as a doll
His name was Dean
He tended to be mean
He liked to eat pie
Don't ask me why
He was gruff
He was rough
He was always in a bad mood
He totally had an attitude
But when he watched ladies
He'd whip out his Mercedes (nothing rhymes with Impala!)
They would fall in love with him
Right on the whim
He'd love 'em and leave 'em
Those lovely feminine
He loved his brother
Of which he would smother
He would die for Sammy
The little dummy
He once sold his soul
Ended up in the hole
For his sibling;
Just so Sam could keep living
Dean would save Sam over and over;
It always brought them closer
His brother did the same
That was a shame
The tall one was Sam
He was quite a man
He was sensitive
That was affirmative
He loved a woman named Jess
But it ended a mess
She died by mistake
He did so ache
On his brother he would lean
Sight unseen
He made horrible decisions
Practically a tradition
Like that time he went to Stamford
It was absurd (the turd)
Or when he liked that one chick
Her name was Rick
That popped his bubble
He got into trouble
Dean had to get him out
Without a doubt
He would leave Dean, without mention
Don't worry, Dean would have his redemption
He would slap Sammy around
Sam was sure to frown
But came to his senses
(He must have been on his menses)
Yep, those two were crazy
It was amazing
How much of a family they were
Right down to the core
Jeez this is so bad. Help me make it better! Review!