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SPN100 Challenge: use one or more of these obscure words: beef-witted, brabble , cockalorum , crapulous , elflock , fuzzle, gorgonize , groak, grumpish , jargogle. I thought I'd be a swotty show-off and use them all!

Sam knows that Dean's after something; it's just not what he first expects. 100 word drabble.

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Dean the Obscure

"Be obscure clearly" - E. B. White

Sam might enjoy a good salad, but he still indulged the occasion fast-food fix; which is how he found himself defensively hunched over his sandwich in the face of Dean's intense stare.

"Relax, don't get all jargogled by my grumpish groaking; I'm still crapulous from luncheon," said Dean, airily.

"Whatever," replied Sam in bewilderment. "So what do you want, then?"

"No need to brabble, my poor, elflocked sibling. I'm not some beef-witted cockalorum fuzzled and gorgonized by your dubious intellect."

"And you'd never use ancient magics to cheat at Scrabble," Sam snorted. "But no, I still don't want a rematch."

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Glossary

Beef-witted - Stupid, imbecilic.

Brabble - To argue loudly about something inconsequential.

Cockalorum - A little man with a high opinion of himself.

Crapulous - To feel ill because of excessive eating/drinking.

Elflock - Tangled hair, as if matted by elves.

Fuzzle - To make drunk, intoxicate.

Gorgonize - To have a paralyzing or mesmerizing effect on someone.

Groak - To silently watch someone while they are eating, hoping to be invited to join them.

Grumpish - Sullen. An alternative to grumpy.

Jargogle - To confuse, bamboozle.

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