"Lily darling, it's time you left this good for nothing husband of yours and got on with a real man."
"You are right, Siri. I don't know how I didn't see it before. Husband, I've been shown the error of my ways. I will leave you and young Harry and run away with the dog."
"Noooo! Padfoot, how could you do this to me? I thought what we had was real."
"Things change mate, we can't tolerate your smelly socks anymore. Me an this spitfire here are going OUT!"
"Don't leave me, I will change. I will never wear socks again, it's sandals from now on."
"Well, maybe there is still place for a dashing man like yourself on our great adventure. But I'm afraid there is an age restriction."
"Sorry Harry, you are on your on."
"I don't know why I am still friends
with the lot of you." Said Lupin with the kid in his arms.