[An empty theatre stage. Nothing but red velvet-curtains are seen. A boy with blonde, ruffled hair, blue stonewashed jeans and a T-shirt with the text 'My sister went to London and all I got was this lousy T-shirt' on it, is pushed to the stage through the curtains.]
Foxie: [from off-stage] Do as you're told to!
[The boy looks around for a while, looking confused. Then he takes a deep breath and nods towards the audience.]
The Boy: [is reading directly from a pile of cards in his hands] Hi! My name is Eep- What the…?
Foxie: It's your new online-name. Now get on with it.
Eep: Okay… So my name –apparently- is Eep and I'm Foxie's little brother. [Puts down the cards and looks into the audience in despair] Please help me! I'm not doing this freely.
Twinkie: [also from off-stage] Shut up, over there! We have the skateboard in here!
Foxie: And the drumsticks!
Eep: [eeps] I am here to warn you about the many scary things this piece of FanFiction written by Foxie and Twinkie -see, my sister is so self centered she always puts her name first- contains. Those two maniacs have my skateboard and drumsticks as hostages so that is why I am doing this.
Twinkie: Stop whining or the board'll crack!
Foxie: And the drumsticks!
Eep: [looks horrified] So, first of all, this fic contains usage of anime characters for the authoresses' own sick amusement, yaoi – good GOD! Does that mean what I think it means?
Foxie: Yes it does. Don't act homophobe when you're not one.
Eep: [shudders] Relena bashing – she must be the evil bitch of this series, right? – foul language, multiple chapters, terrible humor, loads of PINK, yaoi – Foxie, you wrote it here twice! – and many other things that don't deserve a warning of their own. Just remember that if you are traumatized, those two [points somewhere around the back of the stage] will nothing but be happy.
Twinkie & Foxie: Indeed!
Eep: [sighs] So here is their Superhero Parody that has a damn long name and I'm not able to waste my breath to read it.
Foxie: [Runs to the stage with the skateboard and throws it to some roundabout direction] Fetch!
[Eep runs]
Twinkie: [Also enters the stage with a pretty suffered-looking paper in her hands] Gotta admit that even *I* don't remember the name by heart so… It seems to be: 'The Magical World of Hunky Super Heroes and Evil Bitchy Villains Who Will Be Defeated in the End as if You Didn't Know It Already – But if You didn't, We're Sorry For Spoiling the Story for You'.
Foxie: Or You can just call it 'TMWoHSHaEBVWWBDitEaiYDKIA' for short. Pronounce it as you wish.
Twinkie: [pokes Foxie on the ribs and whispers something]
Foxie: Why do you always have to be right? Okay, so if either one of those god-awfully long names doesn't fit your liking, you can always call this 'The Superhero Parody', as we do.
Twinkie: Yes, now it is time for you…
Foxie & Twinkie: Enjoy the Show!
[Fanfares, balloons, dancing turtles and lions]
[The curtains close and the story is ready to begin.]
Foxie: [from off-stage] Do as you're told to!
[The boy looks around for a while, looking confused. Then he takes a deep breath and nods towards the audience.]
The Boy: [is reading directly from a pile of cards in his hands] Hi! My name is Eep- What the…?
Foxie: It's your new online-name. Now get on with it.
Eep: Okay… So my name –apparently- is Eep and I'm Foxie's little brother. [Puts down the cards and looks into the audience in despair] Please help me! I'm not doing this freely.
Twinkie: [also from off-stage] Shut up, over there! We have the skateboard in here!
Foxie: And the drumsticks!
Eep: [eeps] I am here to warn you about the many scary things this piece of FanFiction written by Foxie and Twinkie -see, my sister is so self centered she always puts her name first- contains. Those two maniacs have my skateboard and drumsticks as hostages so that is why I am doing this.
Twinkie: Stop whining or the board'll crack!
Foxie: And the drumsticks!
Eep: [looks horrified] So, first of all, this fic contains usage of anime characters for the authoresses' own sick amusement, yaoi – good GOD! Does that mean what I think it means?
Foxie: Yes it does. Don't act homophobe when you're not one.
Eep: [shudders] Relena bashing – she must be the evil bitch of this series, right? – foul language, multiple chapters, terrible humor, loads of PINK, yaoi – Foxie, you wrote it here twice! – and many other things that don't deserve a warning of their own. Just remember that if you are traumatized, those two [points somewhere around the back of the stage] will nothing but be happy.
Twinkie & Foxie: Indeed!
Eep: [sighs] So here is their Superhero Parody that has a damn long name and I'm not able to waste my breath to read it.
Foxie: [Runs to the stage with the skateboard and throws it to some roundabout direction] Fetch!
[Eep runs]
Twinkie: [Also enters the stage with a pretty suffered-looking paper in her hands] Gotta admit that even *I* don't remember the name by heart so… It seems to be: 'The Magical World of Hunky Super Heroes and Evil Bitchy Villains Who Will Be Defeated in the End as if You Didn't Know It Already – But if You didn't, We're Sorry For Spoiling the Story for You'.
Foxie: Or You can just call it 'TMWoHSHaEBVWWBDitEaiYDKIA' for short. Pronounce it as you wish.
Twinkie: [pokes Foxie on the ribs and whispers something]
Foxie: Why do you always have to be right? Okay, so if either one of those god-awfully long names doesn't fit your liking, you can always call this 'The Superhero Parody', as we do.
Twinkie: Yes, now it is time for you…
Foxie & Twinkie: Enjoy the Show!
[Fanfares, balloons, dancing turtles and lions]
[The curtains close and the story is ready to begin.]