Stimpy, are you feeling Sleep Pee?
(A.N.): Well, here we go! My first ever published fan fic.! Once again, my name's Jesikuh, and I love writ-ing fan fiction for my friends! If I don't do well this time, please keep in mind that I'm only fifteen and am too young to take an advanced novelist class. Well, I hope I can capture the friendship, humor and over all weirdness of the show! But if not, PLEASE no flames and no use of the word 'retarded' in the review! Please enjoy!
Chapter 1: A Typical Nightly Routine
Ren, who was exhausted, waited impatiently for Stimpy to get out of the bathroom from his nightly hygienic routine. "Eef yer gonna be that loud, will ya at least shut the door? I've got work tomorrow ." "What would I do that for?" Stimpy answered, a mouth full of toothpaste. "I'm only gonna be another minute." "Pfft! You've only been saying that for a half hour." "I heard that, Ren!" "And just what do you plan to do about it?" Ren challenged, a smirk crossing his face. "Give you a hug fer being the best pal ever!" He skipped into the room and glomped him. "Ah! Get off of me, you eediot! Yer getting toothpaste all over my peellow!" Stimpy suddenly backed up. "Are you okay?" Ren said suspiciously. No answer. "Steempy?" "HWARF!" Stimpy hacked hairballs all over him. "Grrr!" Ren's face turned red. Stimpy blushed. "Um… excuse me?" "Steempy…" "Whoops! After hacking hairballs all over you, I need to brush my teeth again to prevent cavities!" Ren, face red as a beet, grabbed Stimpy by his non-existing neck. "Go… to… SLEEP!" "Sleeping!" That night, Stimpy had a dream that he was really short and in a classroom. "Teacher, I hafta go potty!" "Well, can you recite the alphabet for me first?" "Okay." The entire time he spoke hesitantly. "A… b… c… d… e… f… g… h… I… j... k… l… m… n.. o… " Now he spoke normally. "…Q r s, t u v, w x y and z!" He said triumphantly. "No, no! Where's that missing letter?" That usual dumb, blissed out, tongue-out-of-the mouth smile crossed his face. "Drizzling down my legs." "Uh-oh!" Stimpy woke up. "What's wrong, pal?" Ren yawned. "Oh no! My enuresis is back!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Ren…" He took a deep breath, bit his lower lip, and sheepishly said, "I wet the bed." "WHAT?" He leaped out of the bed as if the Irken Armada were under his pillow.
"You seeck leetle monkey!" "Well, gosh, Ren, I didn't expect it! I haven't had this problem fer three years! Besides, it's not my fault! A dream triggered it!" "Let me guess… eet was something cliché like you were sweeming and you felt a warm spot and woke up weeth pee everywhere." "No… it was actually a flashback from ninth grade."
(A/N): Ok, I'm sorry if you find this tasteless, but PLEASE no flames! I'm only trying to stick to the weirdness of the show! And yes, I love them as a couple, so in the next fan fic. They'll be a couple. ;D