My first story to spare me…

Hey John Consintine here.. so um read my story my first parody...hm..

"Draco's going to kill me!" screamed Dean running down the hall locking the door behind him. To his dismay he was in a room alone no one was there it was Christmas weekend. "Oh, no! Not this," he whispered.

He crossed himself and opened the door. As soon as he opened it he slammed it shut.

"Holy Shit!"

Draco was standing outside the door with a machete in a bloody t-shirt. His platinum blonde hair stuck to his forehead from all his other victims' blood.

BANG!

Dean screamed. Draco found him.

"OH, DEANNY BOYYYYY-OPEN UP THE DAMN DOOOOOR!" Draco screamed manically punching and kicking the door. Dean yelped at every blow to the door.

"Help me," he mumbled, … "help me."

"OHHH, DEAN PLEEEASSSE OPEN THE DOOR I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU!" Draco paused and rolled his eyes in an evil manner. He lowered his voice this time, as if trying to persuade a toddler. "Dean, please open the door. I wanna tell you something-something important."

Dean shook his head from the other side of the door. "THE HELL WITH YOU-YOU"VE GONE…MAD!"

Draco closed his eyes momentarily and breathed deeply as if he'd done this everyday.

"Fine," he said softly breathing, "Frucking Fine!"

Dean swallowed hard and stared at the knob. It began to shake as if some one was trying to get through. He panicked and breathed.

"1,2,3 your gonna be free, 4,5,6 your get new kicks, 7,8,9 your gonna be fine,10 your do it again," Dean chanted.

BANG!

BANG!
BANG!

Dean screamed Draco was axing his way through the door.

"AAAHHHHH!" Dean screamed loudly. Draco poked his head through the opening of the hole.

"HERRRREEE"S DRACO!"

"AHH, AHHH, AHH, AHHH, AHHH!"

Suddenly, Dean was being shaked in a vicious force.

Dean….Dean…Dean! came the rough whisper.

He was slapped on his cheek.

"DEAN!" screamed Seamus looking as if he was ready to laugh… Dean wiped his brow and shot up and hugged Seamus.

"God, your alive!" Dean grabbed Seamus by his face and kissed both his cheeks, "your alive!" He then ran off skipping off for joy leaving Seamus in question of his friend's sexuality.

"S'ay what up with Dean?" asked Colin.

"I don't know but I'm going to sleep," said Seamus taking seat where Dean was a few minutes ago.

"I wonder why he kept screaming "Help Draco's gonna kill me"?" spoke Seamus to Colin.

They looked at each other and laughed.

Hey my first story so review well….