a/n; I figured that I couldn't commit to an entire multichap so why not cheap out and write a series of drabbles? Three cheers for being lazy! No? One cheer? Well, damn.
disclaimer; I don't own Harry Potter because I'm a ginger and gingers can't own Harry Potter. It's illegal. :P
001. Boob Containment Device
"Hey Hermy." Ron said, poking his head into the room where his wife was lounging, "You left one of your things in the bathroom."
Hermione raised her eyebrows in confusion, "You're going to have to be more specific."
Ron groaned, "You know! One of your things!"
"I have many things, Ron. Which thing are you speaking of? Just say the word."
"It... it does this thing where it, you know, contains your..." Ron made some awkward hand motions before patting against his chest, "things."
Hermione knew what her husband was talking about now. She decided to remain ignorant because this was just far too amusing to pass up, "I left one of my things that contains my things in the bathroom? Interesting."
"Don't make me say the word, Hermione. Please."
"Say the word."
"You left a boob containment device in the bathroom!"
Hermione fell on her side laughing, clutching her stomach, "Is saying boob containment device really easier than saying bra?"
Ron flustered, storming out of the room, "Merlin, I hate that word."