Light: What is that thing supposed to be?
L: I don't know, I just sort of found it. And then it wouldn't let go of my leg.
GIR: I love you.
Light: Um, did that green dog just talk to you?
L: Um, yes, I think it did.
Light: I'm just going to back away and pretend this never happened...
-Later-
Light: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
L: What?
Light: THERE'S BACON IN THE SOAP!!!
L: Hm, that's a rather funny place for bacon to be.
Light: IT'S SCARY!!!
L: -while laughing- I can only imagine how scary it would be to find bacon in the soap. Truly traumatizing.
GIR: I made it myself!
-Later-
Light: Um, L? What the fuck is that you're watching?
L: I'm not exactly sure, but GIR seems to have eaten the remote, and after a few hours of hearing nothing but this show, it starts to get interesting.
Light: Your insane dog thing ate the remote?
GIR: I wanna watch the scary monkey show!
Light: There is something seriously wrong with your dog thing.
-Later-
Doorbell: Ding dong!
GIR: I'll get it! -trips, lands on face, gets back up and runs to door. After smacking into it face first, manages to get it open-
Makeup Lady: Hi! I'm here...
GIR: -tackles face-
Ryuk: -laughs-
Makeup Lady: -drops bag, screams, and runs away-
GIR: -applies makeup to his own face, and then jumps on Light's head- IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MAKEUPIFICATION!!!
Ryuk: -laughs harder-
GIR: Now you look pretty!
L and Light: -have makeup smeared all over their faces because GIR is really strong when he wants to be-
L: I think, it might be time to get rid of the dog.
Light: What gave you that idea?
GIR: I'm gonna run around naked!
Light: What the fuck?!? He's a robot!
L: That would explain how he keeps cupcakes in his head...
Light: -passes out from shock-
-Later-
GIR: -runs up and down walls, screaming at the top of his lungs-
Light: -doesn't even flinch-
L: Hm, if he can take GIR, I wonder what else he can take. -Idea!-
Light: -internally- I'm scared...
L: You get the besttt of both worlds!
Light: I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!