Hide and Seek-ttebayo!

Pairings: None.
Characters: Totally OOC.
Rating: M for language and sexual references.

Enjoy.

Kiba: "Okay, ready... Set... HIDE!" -Randomly pulls out a pistol and shoots it-

Naruto: "GWAH!" -Dives into the nearest bush-

Sasuke: -Just stands there-

Everyone else: -Runs away-

Kiba: "Uh, Naruto I can see your orange clothing... Even in the night."

Naruto: "SHUDDUP! I'm incognito!"

Kiba: -Shrug- "Suit yourself." -Leaves-

((Later))

Ino: -Sigh- "Why do I have to be the seeker...?"

Naruto: -Cough-

Ino: -Looks- "Haha! I see you through that bush, Naruto!"

Naruto: "Shut up woman!" -Stabs Ino in the gut with a kunai-

Ino: -Grabs her stomach- "AUGH! Why didn't I wear anything protective on my stomach! Who would have thought I would get stabbed in such an obvious place?!" -Collapses-

Sasuke: "OH MY GAWD! INO!" -Turns to Naruto- "You bastard!"

Naruto: -Jumps out- "BRING IT!"

Sasuke: -Charges at Naruto with his chidori- "AAAAAAHHHH!"

Naruto: -Charges at Sasuke with his rasengan- "AAAAAHHHH!"

Sasuke: "AAAAAAHHHH!"

Naruto: "AAAAAAHHHH!"

Sasuke: "AAAAAAHHHH!"

Naruto: "AAAAAAHHHH!"

Naruto: -Stops and gasps a few times-

Sasuke: -Stops and starts panting-

((Long silence))

Naruto: -Charges again- "AAAHHH!"

Sasuke: -Charges again- "AAAAAHHH!"

((Large explosion))

Chouji: Ino-chaaaan, have you seen my chips anywhere? -Looks and sees Ino's corpse-

Ino: -Dead-

Chouji: OH MY GAWD! -Runs to Ino- You ate the last of my chips you bitch! -Kicks-

((Elsewhere))

Sakura: "Nobody can find me because I hide very well and I'm smart to I know where to hide to blend in haha." -Grins-

Shikamaru: -Yawn- "Found you, Sakura."

Sakura: "How'd you find me?!"

Shikamaru: "Did you ever think that it's rather unnatural to have pink hair?"

Sakura: "..." -Blinks- "Not really."

Shikamaru: -Sigh- "Yeah. Thought so."

((Elsewhere elsewhere))

Neji: "This is stupid. I shouldn't have to play fucking hide and seek-"

Tenten: "HIDE AND SEEK IS NOT STUPID YOU BASTARD!" -Pulls out a gun and shoots Neji-

Neji: "ARGH!" -Collapses-

Tenten: "Oh, crap, it's just you, Neji! I thought you were Naruto!"

Neji: "Good lord why the hell did you- wait, why did you want to kill Naruto?"

Tenten: "He stole my backstory." -Growls-

Neji: -Bleeds to death- "Of course he did... Of course he did." -Passes out-

Tenten: -Reloads- "One of these days, Naruto, one of these days..."

((Meanwhile))

Naruto: "Wait, why were we fighting?"

Sasuke: "You know, I have no idea. Something about Ino?"

Naruto: "Pfft. Who cares about Ino. She's just like Hinata."

((A few miles away))

Hinata: "I feel a disturbance."

((Back to Naruto and Sasuke))

Sasuke: "Whatever. I'm gonna go back to find Karin, and, uh, those other weirdos." -Gets up and leaves-

Naruto: "'Kay!"

((Long pause))

Naruto: "WAIT A MINUTE!"

((Somewhere in the forest far, far away))

Kiba: "FUCK, I'm lost!" -Growls- "Akamaru, what do you think we should do?"

Akamaru: "Bark bark bark!"

Kiba: "..."

Akamaru: "..."

Kiba: "You sick minded bastard. I don't even know where Hinata is."

((Back to the character I haven't talked about yet))

Shino: -At his house- "What? I'm not even playing hide and seek. I left hours ago." -Sips tea-

TO BE CONTINUED...

Ahaha... I made the beginning of this with my school friend, and she said I should write it down as a fanfiction. Of course, I just kept adding to it and adding to it... There WILL be a part two, and possibly a part three, depending on the reviews I get. This was fun to write though, so I really want to get part two out ASAP.

Ja ne!