Dissection 101: Professor Xelloss Metallium and assistant Emi-chan




*both are levitating in the air like Xelloss normally does*

Xel: Yare Yare. We have a student today.

Emi: Oh no. So we aren't going to do the fun things we do everyday?

Xel: No we just have someone else here to join in the fun.

Emi: Goodie!

Xel: Anyway, this is Dissection 101. First lesson. Preping subject matter. For today's lesson we have already prepared the dissection matter. *looks down at the giant golden dragon below him* Oi, Filia-chan. How are you doing down there? *muffeled sounds come from the tied and gagged dragon* Glad not to hear it.

Emi: For any dissecting, you need the right matterials to cut and tear any obstructions in your way. *Filia sweatdrops at this*

Xel: That's right Emi! But a dragon's hide is pretty tough stuff. What do you recommend we use.

Emi: *holds up chainsaw* Why nothing else but the very expensive chainsaw my father just bought. *She turns it on and Filia starts to strugle as much as possible, and hitting you in the process. Unfortunately, you are unconsious now and won't be studing anymore today...*