Title: Loud Obnoxious Blondes

Author: Moonlight Music Mistress

Pairing: NaruIno

Summary: When Naruto and Ino are locked in a mansion alone, what will happen? Well, for one thing, earplugs will be needed!!

OMG!! NaruIno!! I don't LOVE this pairing, because NaruHina and ShikaIno own, but it's a crack pairing, and EVERYONE loves crack!! This is just a little gift to NaruIno fans everywhere, but ShikaIno/NaruHina fans who read my stories, ShikaIno and NaruHina are still at the top!! I just had to get this idea on paper is all. So r&rthanks!!

POST TIMESKIP. AFTER ASUMA DIES.

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The sun was shining, the sky was blue and cloudless, and Konoha was a happy, peaceful place, the citizens running free in the cool wind, the birds flying high and swiftly in the trees, and...

"IT'S YOUR FAULT!!"

"NO WAY, IT'S YOURS!!"

"NO, IT'S YOURS!!"

"NU-UH!!"

"UH-HUH!!"

"NU-UH!!"

"UH-HUH!!"

"ANOREXIC PIG!!"

"IDIOTIC LOSER!!"

The sound of Naruto and Ino, the loudest blonde male and the loudest blonde female in Konoha, made all of the peace go away. The flowers all died immediately, and the birds flew into a different direction. Are you wondering why Ino and Naruto were screaming like babies? Well, here's exactly why.

It all started when Naruto and Ino's team went on a mission together. The group split up, Naruto with Chouji, and Shikamaru with Ino. Two of the enemies had kidnapped Naruto and Ino, and the two kidnappers had transformed into Naruto and Ino. The fake Ino went back to Shikamaru, and the fake Naruto went back to Chouji. The real Shikamaru, the real Chouji, the fake Ino, and the fake Naruto went back to Konoha, while the real Naruto and Ino were still lost somewhere. They'd just gotten home, and now they are scolding each other, blaming each other for the incident.

"This is ALL your fault, Naruto!!" Ino yelled.

"No way!! You caused this!!" Naruto screamed.

"This is your fault!!"

"Ino, it's neither of our faults!!"

"Hrumph!!"

The two walked into Ichiraku in silence. They hadn't eaten in over two days, so they were absolutely starving. While they were walking, they could have sworn they'd seen two familiar figures...oh well.

"Deja vu!!" Ino said out loud.

"You saw them too?" Naruto asked.

"Yep. Our kidnappers."

"Well, we're probably just dreaming, right?"

Ino shook her head. "I wouldn't be so sure...look at the way they're looking at us."

Sure enough, the two people were looking at Naruto and Ino with evil smirks on their faces. This was making Naruto and Ino uneasy.

"It's...definitely deja vu," Ino whispered. "Let's just keep going."

Naruto nodded as the two pulled up seats at Ichiraku. "Excuse me, sir!! One large miso ramen!!" Naruto ordered.

Ayame (the ramen girl) smiled. "Okay, Naruto. What about you?" she asked, referring to Ino.

"Oh, I'll have a-AAAAAHHHH!!!"

"Ino? INO!" Naruto called, seeing his friend's mouth being shut by someone and a kunai at her neck by someone else.

"The kidnappers ARE here!!" Naruto hollered, jumping into action. "Kage bunshin no jutsu!!"

Suddenly, about seven or eight Narutos jumped all over the kidnappers. He was just starting to win until...

"PUT ME DOWN!!" Naruto hollered, trying to break free of the grip on him. Now Naruto was in the arms of one kidnapper, Ino in the arms of another.

"WAIT!! IS THAT FOR HERE OR TO GO!!" Ayame called. Okay, back to the dilemma.

"PUT US DOWN!!" they hollered in unison.

One of the kidnappers, a female with long purple hair, shook her head. "No can do, kiddos."

The male kidnapper, who had short, spiky blue hair, nodded. "Yep. You'll be nice and safe where we're taking you."

"TAKING US?!" Naruto struggled to break free from the girl, as Ino struggled to break free from the boy.

"Yes, taking you. You heard me right. Well, look at that. Here we are," the girl smirked, tossing Naruto into the building, the male kidnapper doing the same with Ino. Closing the door behind them, the two kidnappers closed and locked the door.

Opening their eyes slightly, Naruto and Ino looked around. Their eyes went from slightly opened to totally widened in two seconds.

"WHERE ARE WE?!"

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TBC!! This chapter is totally horrible, but I love this story so far. The next chapter will be up in, at MAXIMUM, one day. I really like this idea. So please REVIEW!! Next chapter up soon!!