{A/N: This entire thing is a parody. FYI I'm oh so wittily making fun of the Mary Sue stories out there, complete with their silly authors. Everything you read is intended, so don't go flaming me because it's poor. AND ON WITH THE SHOW!!!}

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Hi, my name is Lady Glorien Meadow-Blossom Greenleaf, and this is my first fanfic. I just want too ask you to please not flambe me, becrause I'll cry so... REVIEW REVIEW!! This is completely an originl idea of mine, so there.

For the disclaimr that everyone seems to have: I don't own anyone but I sure wish I did. Oh, Rayne is mine. I've only seen the LOTR movie and this is my first fanfic...


CHAPTER ONE

Rayne ran a brush through her lon bloinde hair, sighing at her reflection. She saw before her large, chystaline blue eyes, framed by a lush sweep of lashes. Her face was heartshapes and perfect, with pouty rosepatal lips.
She sighed again sadly, wishing she was in anothe rplace. She was unhappy, bother her parants had been killed when she was a baby in a terible car accident, and she lived with her creul Aunt Milicent. Her aunt never spoke kind words to her, only was rude and mean, constantly telling Rayne that she was dunb and worthless.
What her aunt didn't see is that Rayne was one of the most intelligeht students in her highschool, and already had some sclarships under her belt.
She turned away from the mirror and hopped gracefully ont o her bed. I'll just try to go to sleeo, she thought, alredy freeling tired. The last thought that come into her mind was her favorite book THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
I wish I could just leave here and go to Middle earth, she thougt. They would understand me. Her eyes felt droopy, and with a final sigh she fell deply into sleep. The sleeping girl never felt the gust of wind surrounding her.





Rayne woke to souds of talking, and when she opend her eyes it was so see men standing over her.
The men gasped, seeing the beaurtiful maiden awake. She looked uo and saw an elf that she could onot possiby mistake. "Lagoles!" she gushed, sitting up.
To her suprise she was waering the most beautifl dress, which was a pale blue to match her eyes, with maching slipers. Her hair was a goldan cloud around her. "What's going on.?"
Lagolsa kneeled beside her, takig her hand in his. "Beautiful Lady" he breathed, his blue eys memorizing her every feature. "I worried wen you did'nt look like you would wake!"
Anoter man kneels beside her, and he was dakly handsome. "I am Aargrom, and mayb I say tht you are the most buartiful woman I've sver seen!
Rayne blushed, and let the men pul her too her feet. "Thank yiou!"
"Im in Midle Earth!" she cried out, loking around. "How did I get hear?"
Then she saw the hobbits, and whn their saw her beaty, they fell in love.
"Your'e more beautiful that Goldberry!' said Pipin, his eys round with wonder.
Frdro took her hand. "Youu are golden like the sun"
Gradalph stepped forward. "We are on a very graven qruest, My Lady." He smiled. "We woul be honored if you come along!"
Rayne nodded. "Oh! I know all about the ring."
Legolas put a strong arm around him, and she couldt almost keep hrself from swooning. He smelled like... vanilla and musk! "You see, this maiden is not only beautiful but a seer!"
"Pray tell us your name..." Aargron pleadd.
"Rayne." she beamed.
"You will hep us on out qeust."
Rayne finally felt like she was fitting in somewhere. She looked around and saw adorjing faces and smiles, and it seemd that Aunt Milicent was long gone.




Thay walked on for what seemed like foever too Rayne, and Lagoles kept her company throught it all, telling her of his hom e in Mirckwod. And when they stoped to set up camp, he taught her how to shoot arrows.
Aagrom was definitly jealous, thought Rayne, and on lots of occasions she caught hm looking at her and Lagoleas. She went ou of her way to make friends with the fellow shop, and soon she felt quiet close to them. Time passed slowrly and she felt lilke she was one of the felowship.
By the end of the frst day, they got to the Minds of Marea. One look at the place and Rayne knew she did'nt want to go in theyre. She took Grandalph aside and him that he woudl fall into shadrow. Little did she know but Lagoles over hared.
Theirs somethin special abot her. I feel like Ive know her all my life, thought Lagoles. When I look at her, I feel... I've never felt this way! And he was so hapy that he pickd her up and wung her around. Rayne gigles and hung on, and everone thought she was breatful.


So what do uyo think? Kewl rite? I'm gettin' to be so good. So please REVIEW REVIEW, cause I know {real author rolls eyes} that ueyiour just DYING to find ou what hapens to Rayne!!!