Edd skips merrily out of Malphs, carrying a huge, shiny jawbreaker. Today is just perfect. The sun is shining, one of Eddy's scams actually went RIGHT for once, and there were no signs of the Kankers! He rounds the corner, smiling from ear to ear. What else would this absolutely glorious day have in store for him? Double Dee approaches his house, only to be knocked to the ground by something green, almost snot colored. Edd's jawbreaker rolls away, much to his dismay. He reaches out to grab his beloved candy, only to be stepped on by whoever knocked him over. Edd looks up, and nearly has a heart attack, recognizing his attacker. Fusion Edd grins as he picks up the candy.
"Aw, for me? Goodness, you shouldn't have~!" He coos, examining the jawbreaker. Edd groans as he slowly stands up, still winded from being knocked over AND stepped on.
"E-excuse m-me, but thats my jawbreake-"
"WAS. Your jawbreaker. But now its mine." The fusion states, holding the candy under his arm. He waves with his other arm. "Toodles~!" Fusion Edd says before skipping away evily. Edd pouts angrily. He storms off torwards his house, before stopping, his hand hovering over the doorknob. ..He shouldn't let Fusion Edd just bully him like that! He had to stand up for himself! Edd puffs his chest out heroicly, before sprinting after the fusion, who was still skipping along evily.
"Get BACK HERE with my jawbreaker, you HOOLIGAN!" Edd shouts, furious. Fusion Edd turns around, grinning like a madman.
"You'll have to catch me first~!" The fusion says, giggling. He begins prancing around the Cul De Sac, enjoying himself, before tripping over a skateboard. Fusion Edd slams against the ground, the jawbreaker once again rolling away. Edd hops over his fusion self, before picking up his candy.
"Ahha! Serves you right, ruffian!" Edd proclaims, holding his jawbreaker with pride. Fusion Edd grabs Edd's ankle and pulls him down to the ground with him. Edd falls down and the candy flies into the air, before getting stepped on again in Fusion Edd's mad dash for the jawbreaker. Double dee groans in pain at being stepped on. Again. Fusion Edd catches the jawbreaker, jumps over Eddy's carboard throne, and heads for the back wall of the carboard castle.
"Hahah! Home free baby-" The fusion yells, before crashing into the wall of the castle. He falls over onto his back, holding his head in agony. The candy rolls away.
"What tha HECK is goin' on ovah here- oh hey! A jawbreakah!" Silvania says, floating up to the scene. The girl was dressed in a plain white tanktop, baggy jeans, and orange converse. She bends down, picks up the jawbreaker, and pops it into her mouth. Silvania, completely oblivious to Fusion Edd lying on the ground, floats away. Edd runs up to Fusion Edd, blinking and watching his girlfriend floating away with his jawbreaker. Fusion Edd sits up, also watching Silvania float away.
"..."
Edd suddenly bursts into tears, heartbroken that his jawbreaker, which he worked SO HARD for, was now gone. Fusion Edd glares at him and slaps Edd across the face, before storming away, pouting angrily. Edd sulks back to his house. Today is just PERFECT.