Zombie High Season 1
By jaymack33
Author's notes- First of all I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or Hanna Montana and get zero compensation for this except for my story to be just as ignored as I was in High School and College. Please don't sue me. Second I kind of wanted to figure out where the Hanna Montana story line was going when Hanna guest starred on the Zombie High show, so I figured why not try to create the show first and then get myself over to that part and maybe try to get some closure over the whole thing. As far as the kissing of Demon Dog hopefully I will figure out how that happened logistically and maybe I'll interject what's going on in Hanna's world in snippet form by the end of my episodes. Jiley forever. In addition this Philly boy is naming Zombie High, San Diego High which I have no idea if there really is such a thing, but I needed a California High School name and I felt that Zombie High is a bad name for a real school. I believe Zombie High is more like the nickname the school will have after all of the Zombie attacks I'll be writing in the future.
Chapter 1- The Pilot Episode
It was a dark chilly night. A happy young teenage couple are giggling licking ice cream cones in the park. But aren't you scared? I mean I know everyone in a cemetary is dead anyway, but it's still kind of creepy, Michael reassured her, relax no one is going to do anything to us here. Everybody is dead. And besides I'll protect you babe. What could possibly happen? Like look behind you Brit ahhh...Brit, jumps into Michael's arms. Oh, you damn it. You made me drop my cone...onto my shirt he finished for her. Why don't you lick it off baby. You wish take me home she said as she turned away sickened by her annoying boyfriend. Crunch...crunch... Bra...Bra...Bra...ains! Ahhhhrrr...Ahhhh... help...crunch...crunch...Hey Mike? Mike where are you? You listen this instant Michael! I swear you better stop this. If you don't come out this instant we are through.. She walks up to a tombstone and sees legs sticking out at the end of it. Nice try Michael, but your not going to get me this time or ever. She pulls at his shoe thinking to shake up her boyfriend and his severed foot comes along with the shoe and she shrieks as a greenish teen figure in a torn Raider's shirt just like her boyfriend lunges at her fade to black and cue in Nerfherder.
It's the Zombie High show.
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Jakey dribbles the ball, he spins he shoots...2 seconds left on the clock, it's rolling on the rim...teetering...teetering...it's about to score...Yeah, yeah Jakey blah, blah, blah, don't you want to talk about anything besides sports? How about astrophysics, in todays lecture...blah...blah boring Iris, will you give it a break and I had a really good game, why can't I just soak in the vibes of a well played game? Yes, Jakey why not, let me see counting right now, was this the thirteenth or the fourteenth time you told me the story? Well maybe your hoopdreams were interesting at number 7. Maybe as a friend I can humor you at 8 or 9 but 10?...And she loses Jakey at 10 as his green eyes lock with Zoe Meadows deep blue pools of radiance. His dream girl. A 10 indeed! He just eyes her up and down from head to toe at the prettiest girl he'd ever seen right in his school. Every smile every look that she made even at his side of the cafeteria felt like it was just for him. He couldn't breathe, he...Jakey, Jakey? The last time Iris saw that kind of look on someone was when her dog was licking a firehydrant yesterday. How pathetic, what a loser, what a...and then she saw Zac's handsome profile as he took his seat next to Jakey and she sighed. It sucks being in love with someone when your in the friend zone.
Ummm...Jakey? Seeing the mezmerized Jakey still smitten at Zoe, Zac looked over to Iris. So looks like our friend has got the thunderbolt again. No, I think this time it's more serious. Yeah your not kidding. Hey does Jakey know about all of the spitballs in his hair? No. Does he know the straw is in your hand and you have about 6 more balls lined up? No, he doesn't that's how bad he's got it for this chick. I mean I guess she's okay, but I just want my friend back. Jakey just couldn't breathe as he watched her eating lunch in her usual table. He couldn't breathe...gasp...choke...hey? Look I just wanted to see if you were still alive in there and needed to breathe. Zac laughed as he finally got his best bro's attention, finally withdrawing his smothering hand over Jakey's nose and mouth. Well damn it just talk to me or something! We did! Even goody twoshoes our math valedictorian sank more spitball baskets in your hair then you did in the game yesterday. Hey quit throwing me under the bus Zac. Hey quit using me for target practice Iris I was just wool gathering. Yeah eyeing just Zoe's wool sweater I gather. I was not. Were so, you are so into her. I am not. I mean she's good looking, but it's not like I have any chance with her. Jakey starts knocking out Iris's spitballs with the help of her mirror with a complete look of disgust on his face while she giggled.
Oh look he's checking you out! Yes he is. No, he's not. Isn't he with that Iris girl? No, those two are just friends. Don't ask me why San Diego High's top basketball star ended up a friend with that dweeb interjected Shannon, but maybe he just looks at her like a pet or something. You know Shannon that's kind of mean. I mean she's still a person with feelings and...and...You like him too don't you Zoe? Well, I mean he is kinda cute, but he's the guy so I have to wait like a lump just for him? I mean aren't boys and girls equal now? I mean I should be able to march right up there and ask him out. Why should I wait. Wait...And Wait!...and wait... Alright maybe I'll give him a couple of days to build up the courage as she turns her gaze away from Jakey and Shannon and Amber just turn away from their friend in frustration and a huff.
Hey Jakey, cheer up she was checking you out. Was not. Was so. How do you know from where your sitting you could only have seen her out of the side of your eyes? That's the point Jakey. Don't you know anything. That's the same way she was checking you out. Out of the side of her eyes. Peripheral vision to be exact. In English, Iris please. She was looking at you the best way us girls know how without letting you know she was looking at you! Damn it Jakey don't you know anything? So about that game yesterday. I do know hoops. Oh boy, you are so lucky I'm tutoring you or you'd be watching the next game with me while your on Academic probation. You are such a sweetheart Iris as he grabs her hand for a second flashing his pearly whites. Iris meanwhile stares at Zac's handsome face out of her peripheral vision while Zac...Hey are you already moving on from Zoe already? Go get her! He gives Jakey a medium strength quasi jealous shove. Could he possibly like me Iris pondered and then she slipped and her side glance turned into a deep stare down with Zac. Ummm, ummmm so how about this mystery meatloaf? Zac threw in. Well technically speaking it is probably a combination of eggs and...blah, blah..blah...blah...Jakey was already out of the table by the first blah...blah making a side, out of his way meandering walk down the court so to speak at...bump...
Hey ummmm Z-Z-Z...she finished for him...Zoe...Zo...ey! Oh, I'm.. umm...I'm...Jakey...she finished for him again. Oh, umm you know my name? Well, yeah! In case you didn't notice I happen to be one of the cheerleaders cheering on the team during our games. She blushed slightly at Jakey as he continued to stare at the gorgeous blonde of his dreams. His green eyes focused from her blue eyes down to her button nose down to those moist looking lips and then he brought his eyes back to her eyes again and even though it felt like minutes it actually was only a few embarrassing seconds and Zoe finally broke the silence, well ummm sorry I ran into you there ummm...ummmm.. Jakey, he threw in...r-right she threw back and then she started moving slowly away disappointedly...Jakey is screaming inside of his own head...don't let her go like that do something you big dummy! Zoe! Ummm Zoe! He chases her down as she stops with her back still turned to him. Ummm I was wondering if maybe you might ummm.. want to go out sometime? She slowly turns around facing Jakey again. Maybe. She says! Is that a yes, or a no? Maybe, Jakey. She turned around to leave and he finally noticed the paper she had slipped into his hand with her phone number. He looked up one more time and all he saw were those shining blonde locks and that lovely a...
As we were speaking last week about how for many years Unions had labored to get worker's rights, benefits and safety pushed into legislation. Can anybody tell me about some of the things they did to create the pressure for these social changes? Anybody? Anybody besides Iris? Anybody? How about you Jakey? Jakey who had kind of been playing with his pencil absentmindedly, shot it out literally across the room the pencil literally getting stuck to a wall in the far end. Jakey was still flustered at being called on when his professor...Professor Lesley began to speak again. So I take it you were paying as much attention as last week. Well I want you to stay after class, so we can discuss this further. Yeah, okay whatever dude. Leslie turns back to face Iris so what is the answer once again... ...blah...blah...more boring ...blah! Ring...The bell could not have come soon enough...for some...
And then there was me. Here I was stuck with this stuffy English History professor. I mean this was the last thing I wanted to do as I patted my pocket feeling the indent of the little slip of paper with Zoe's number on it. Jakey come here a moment please? I need you to come with me to my office. Jakey was really worried now. What's he going to do? Expel me! Fail me! Get me off the basketball team! Or worse, even worse then that talk about labor unions and stuff. So you do know that you are the fulfillment of the prophecy of this generation's Zombie Slayer. Like I said and stuff...
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Stuffed, shirt English professor history dude say what? Jakey could not believe what he had just heard. Yes, I know this sounds crazy, but it is true you are the Slayer. No, more and no less than one slayer is born in every generation and they all have one thing in common. What is that? They come from the line of Autumn! Oh, really I am so out of here you quack. To think I just thought you might be trying to do weird 20/20 molestation stuff I would have had to punch you out for. At least even that almost makes sense. He had pulled the door open and then he heard. Stop right there or you will never play basketball again. Damn it. I stand there right in between where the door frame stood with my back turned. Yeah you really do look like your grandfather. You actually act like him too. And what would you know about that? Well besides the fact that my father was his watcher, I guess that would make me your watcher Jakey..Jakey Autumn! Yeah about that, I hate that name. I was thinking of changing it to something else, like maybe Jakey Winters, or how about Jakey Summers...nah that would sound really dumb. About as dumb as this load of bull I just heard about me being a what did you say again? A...a prayer...a player ...no...it was ummm a layer...like what I'd like to be doing with a hot blonde I have lined up later on...Enough!
Enough Jakey I have the power to get you kicked off your basketball team right here as he slams Jakey's history grades for the quarter down on the table. Look at those grades. Yes you my friend. My dude are the slayer and I am the grader and if these grades go in your report card you will have no prayer of being in San Diego High's basketball team ever again. Hell, you won't even be allowed to be the mascot let alone play in the game. So sit down and listen up. Look I can not force you to be the slayer if you don't want to be the slayer. Well at least we agree on that one. But I can and I will force you to get the slayer training. Big sack of English Professor dude say.. Yeah I heard you the first time and it wasn't that funny then either dude. Here is the deal you will get your training here after class. The cover will be of course that I am tutoring you and I will pass you and...the bright side is since I'm training for this slayer crap I don't have to be tutored yay! Give me a high five Professor dude. Hey don't leave me hanging. Lesley shoves the textbook in his hand. No, actually we will be doing both...dude! We can not have our cover blown. So I will be teaching you history and about your Slayer heritage too. In return if you score an F I will turn it into a C. If you get a D I will turn it into a B. But mark my words young man, you will at least get yourself a real earned D or I will keep you here longer and longer until either you know history or your social life is history which ever comes first. So deal...or no deal? Ah, screw it as Jakey makes for the door. Professor Lesley turns away in dismay.. Sike! Jakey walks back into his professor's library/office and so it begins.
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But dude! Silence, today is lesson one of your Slayer history. For Millenium the spirits of the underworld have been trying to take over the living world. But dude! They are angry and they are jealous that we get to live our normal lives and theirs have ended. The rage and anger in them was so strong that the very first one the legendary Zombie overlord known to the world as Kane who had been the first person to ever commit murder was so angry at being cursed by God to wander among the world of the living that at his death he would become the very first undead being and avenge and punish the world of the living. He would make them just like him and he would rule over them as the Zombie Overlord. But dude! So his evil spirit did not let his body die and he has plagued humanity turning normal people into living zombies. With one bite deep enough into a person's brain the injection of his infected saliva will turn any normal person into a mindless zombie.
But Seth who was grieved at what his brother Kane had done to his brother Abel fought back and slowly but surely a line was established that would vanquish the zombies and another line was established to teach the line and keep it hidden. I am from that line of watchers and you are from that Zombie Slaying line. Look, I can not expect you to grasp or understand all of this today. I know this is a lot for a teenager to grasp, but the Zombies are getting restless and once my brotherhood of Watchers detected the first major sightings of Zombie attacks in this area we knew we had to awaken our Slayer. You are that Slayer and you are the only one with the power to stop them. You must. I know this is hard for you but if you don't stop them no one can. Well don't you have something to say? Oh whoops sorry. Lesley pulls the gag out of Jakey's mouth. Well could we do this next time without the rope and gag? Well I was never going to get the story out there if you were going to keep saying, but dude all day! Well I take it we're finally done? Until tomorrow. Whatever as he angrily slaps his texbook reader guide to the floor and quick walks out the door.
He almost makes it through the outside of the school when he hears a familiar voice. So, I take it detention went well? Yeah Zac, being cooped in there with a regular quack was such a blast. You should try it sometime. I think I'll pass. So, anyway never mind that I saw you talking to Zoe what's up with that. Well you know I layed down all my charm and sophistication on her and ...And now tell me the real story Jakey. Alright it wasn't pretty, but I did get her number. Let me see that. No, this baby is staying right in my pocket until I make my call. Hopefully tonight hopefully we will bite into some nice pizza and it won't bite as much as stupid remedial detention. Jakey waved goodbye and then a thought entered his head. Why didn't I just tell Zac about this Zombie slayer nonsense? I mean it's just a joke right? But for some reason I have this weird feeling that I need to keep this quiet and just between me and teach!
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So I stare at it in horror. No this can't be. I can do this. I know I can. After all, ha, ha! I am the Slayer. How can I have trouble with a...with...a...phone. Jakey stares at his cell like it's a cobra ready to bite him and finally gathers the courage and presses the fateful buttons...Ring...Ring...
--Ring---Ring---Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? If this is Brad again, I am so not interested. So you can...Ummm...Zoe? Umm who is this? Umm it's me Jakey. You know that guy you sometimes pay attention to when your cheering for our team the San Diego Sabres. Oh, umm hi Jakey. Umm, so why are you calling Jakey? Umm, well remember when I asked you out and you told me maybe. Definitely. Definitely, you'll go out with me or definitely maybe, which would then leave us exactly where we started from? Exactly! Umm, Zoe work with me here. Look if you have plans already, I mean I could ummm, call back maybe some other time and...Please Jakey just hold the phone for one second. Umm okay. Umm Jakey. Yes Zoe! So when would you want to take me out? I don't know are you maybe in the mood for some pizza tonight? Umm, just let me think about it...Okay...Yes! Umm maybe yes, Zoe? You, know Jakey a few stupid comments like that and I'm really going to feel like I really am just going out with a dumb stereotypical jock. So your saying you only date smart guys. Hey don't get smart with me Jakey! Of course not Zoe, you know I'll be keeping it real. Yes real dumb, now can you pick me up by 8? Of course I can. Bye Zoe. Bye Jakey. They click off their phones and Zoe hugs the phone to her chest and Jakey fist pumps, yes, yes, yes!
Jakey walks towards Zoe's house and he could not shake the feeling like he was being watched. It was like he could feel and even smell the creaking noises of walking from far away and he had this horrible, horrible feeling. But he shook his head. I'm probably just nervous about my first date with Zoe. He walks quickly to Zoe's door as the prying being vanishes back into the bushes.
Hi Jakey. Um, hi, umm wow, Zoe you look beautiful. Oh, you should catch me when I'm really trying to impress a guy. Oh, in my dreams Zoe. Yes, now are you going to leave me hanging or lead the way already. Right, heh, heh, heh. You know your cute when you tell me what to do, Zoe. Oh, so your saying I'm not that cute when I'm not telling you what to do. That's not what I meant. Yeah well your probably just saying that so...mmpph...he kisses her. Whoops sorry about that Zoe. You were just being too cute again. Yeah well Jakey next time wait till after our date okay. Okay, Zoe. He moves to lead her along when she grabs him and starts kissing him back. Mmmmph, ohhhh baby. Yeah you mmmmm,,, r-r-r-rock too their tiger. Like I was going to let you get the last kiss in. Hey, you can finish me off anytime baby. Yeah well this is a pg rated date Jakey so you better keep it in your shorts already. Of course, I promise to be nothing but a perfect gentleman...Starting right now I suppose she finishes for him. Hey!...But her beautiful smile and giggle lets him know that so far everything is so good.
Meanwhile:
Hey what are you doing there in my bushes. Get out of there! And then the heavy breathing green zombie in the Raiders shirt turns around and points behind him. Yeah like I'm going to turn my back on some green skinned drugged out nut on my property. He hears loud footsteps and turns around and sees a crazed green hued guy with dribbling teeth and a Lakers shirt...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fade to black.
Meanwhile:
Now where were we. We have to follow him. The master says he might be the one. Where did he go? I thought you were watching him. No, it was supposed to be you. Well what are we supposed to say to the master. He'll be back. How do you know? These stupid mortal humans always return the females to their homes after they walk with them. We'll just wait for him and get him! Yeahh...We certainly will or the master will get us...yeah, you better be right or he's going to kill us or something. Well he already did that but he might make us listen to the latest Lindsay Lohan cd like he did the last time we failed him. Yeah. I'd rather be alive then endure that one again. Yeah you said it.
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So how's your pizza Zoe? Oh, it's fine. It's so moist and warm she teased as she licked her lips over the pizza. Wow, all of the sudden your pizza looks a heck of a lot better than mine. Want a bite? After all a cheerleader like me needs to watch her figure. S-sure as he leans over to grab a bite of her slice she intercepts him catching his mouth with her own. She wrestles the piece of pizza out of Jakey's most willing mouth. Hey you offered. Well next time don't even think about it. Never, ever try to take a slice of pizza from a half starved cheerleader who hasn't eaten a pizza since Jr High. I'll remember that...ummm the next time we go out? Hey are you asking me or telling me. Whatever floats your boat baby. Well, so give me the deets already. Umm, how about tomorrow we go see a movie together. Okay, but no horror, or adventure movies and we have a deal. Alright, but no Traveling pants movies and we have a deal. Well keep that up and my pants might not be traveling at all in the near future. Well put me to sleep from that movie and I'll be too unconscious to care. Yeah right, Jakey you know you want me. Oh, you better believe it, but ummm we better go home soon. Oh, why is that. Oh, well you know how it is, this Professor in my class has been riding me about my grades and I have got to do some studying or he's going to kill me. OKay, so I guess at least we'll have tomorrow. You bet we will!
So Zoe and Jakey walk home with their hands entwined looking into the stars. So, I guess this is goodbye. Yup! Jakey and Zoe just stare into each other's eyes letting their feelings just simmer for a little while. They both can feel heat from their head to their toes and it was a cool day for you weather junkies out there. Slowly, little by little they approached. There was extension as they headed for...Zoe and Jakey kissed in a deep passionate explosion as two spears just miss both of their heads and land against some trees a couple houses down. They kiss for a few more seconds. Goodnight Zoe! Goodnight Jakey. And she closes the door leaning against it with a big blissful smile in her face.
Curse that Slayer. Damn it we were so close. It's these damned humans. I can never figure out when their going to do that kissing thing. It just throws off your aim man! Yeah, but it's okay, we're just after him anyway! They throw two more spears and Jakey collapses to the floor, damn it my shoe was untied. I hope she didn't notice that earlier. I don't know why it's embarrassing, but I just wanted to leave the best impression for Zoe. Oh my God what a great date I had today. She's perfect. Jakey got up a few seconds after the second volley of spears missed his head and then he quickly turned around. Damn it there goes that feeling again.
He walks crossing the street and just runs by an oncoming car. The zombies are not so lucky as they crash into the side Of the truck. Damn it, I just got my teeth fixed. Yeah maybe after we get him we'll grab those perfect pearly whites of his. Yeah what you said. Damn it he's getting away.
Jakey was in the zone as all he could think about was Zoe. He was just floating on air and then he had that feeling again and something made him feel like falling to his back and as the zombies descended towards him this time he caught them with his feet and monkey flipped them over. Hey what's the big idea. Football practice is that way he told the paleskinned zombies in their ripped sports jerseys. Oh, we just thought we would touchdown on you and tear the heart and soul out of you for our team. Oh, yeah right. Okay I'm serious. I'm warning you. Don't get any closer. Or what Slayer. I don't see any slayer weapons on you. We probably got you before you even had your training. As far as we can see your nothing but a sitting duck. A baby slayer and it's time for us to make our little baby slayer go to sleep.
Jakey couldn't believe what he saw. This can't be happening. These can't possibly be real zombies and how do they know about me being a slayer. If that damned Leslie told them I'm going to kill him if I get out of this life and death situation which is just not happening. Well first of all you guys scuffed up my shoes. And second of all as far as you guys putting a baby to sleep, with boring speeches like yours you have that covered, but I'm in love and I'm going to live. Even if that means I have to ummm...slay...(I deadpan not believing I'm actually spouting out that stupid word)..umm yes I'm going to slay you two dudes right about now. I make a karate stance and move like I'm going to go after them and then I bolt for it.
Like where the hell am I going I huff. Some Slayer I turned out to be. I guess my chicken powers are kicking in about now! I look back and I don't see them anywhere, but I don't care, if professor Leslie is at school I need to have a little one on one with him. The Zombies struggle trying to catch up to Jakey, but follow his Zombie slayer scent which they had registered upon their initial confrontation. They Zombie trot as fast as they can but Jakey zoomed by them right for his school.
Jakey hopped the fence quickly and he took a leap and he couldn't believe it he landed perfectly right on the second floor window sill of Professor Leslie's window. His face landed face first into the wall. Ouch! That's going to leave a mark. Professor Leslie I shout. Come on please be here. As I punch the window and it shatters in a million pieces. I look at my hand. Funny even though it's kind of sore, I'm not even bleeding. I guess that was a lucky punch. I slide into the opening and land. Ow...ow...shattered glass. Oww...Looks like I can get cut. Maybe I am the Slayer damn it. And maybe Leslie had better tell me what he knows. I run into his office which happens to be open and there I see an old book and it happens to be book marked. I curiously open it. And start to read.
Are we there yet says Zombie number one in the Raiders shirt? No! How, much further. We've only gone one block. One block? It feels like we've been walking for hours. It's just these damn Zombie legs. Our undead legs are slightly past the expiration date. But don't worry we'll get him. I bet that stupid jock thinks he lost us. But we'll get him.
Jakey in case your reading this, it probably means you've run into your first zombies. Here is the quick primer on what you need to know. You the Slayer, are faster, stronger, and blessed with supernatural endurance and an additional ability to sense Zombies when they are near by. (Now he tells me I gripe) The main weaknesses of Zombies:
1: They can not deal with bright light. That is why they only come out at night.
2: You can trap them in a grave covered with holy water, or a cross. They will not come out unless someone pulls them out.
3: The thing that controls them is their heads. You need to chop them off and you need to get their heads as far away from their bodies as possible, or otherwise they will reanimate and draw their severed body back. (Wonderful, heads, or freaking tails)
4: There are other things, but we don't have time for that now. What I want you to do is chop off their heads with these scythes I have in my drawer and flush their heads in the toilet. When their heads get far enough away the rest of their bodies will turn back into the dust wence it came. (wence it came gee, where is Iris when I need her for the translation?)
There he is the slayer. Aww look at him, he's got his back turned to us. This is going to be so easy. Like taking candy from a Zombie Slayer baby. As they approach, Jakey suddenly feels their presence and closes his eyes. Their every step feels like a jackhammer slamming into the ground. And their smells. Awful. It's like he can taste where they are. He just feels it. Damn it I've never killed anyone before, but I guess their dead anyway, I guess, maybe one time. Damn you Leslie!
Like taking candy from a babyeee...Damn you Leslie...I swing the scythes and watch their heads roll to the ground and out the freaking door. Crap I start chasing them and I feel that feeling again and I give that Iris side look and double crap their legs are freaking chasing me. I'm freaking out over here as I duck some drunken horrible Steven Seagal can't lift his leg spin karate kicks. You can do better than that, I mock. Gee this is fun, but I've got to run, otherwise heads will...will roll, that's it. Hey that was funny, trust me I would have had the audience rolling at that one. Damn, it I am not having fun killing Zombies. This is not fun. As I cover up my slight smirk. I have to catch those two dweebs. Where the hell did those talking heads go yoohoo? Anybody? Where are you two? Come out come out wherever you are.
He'll never find us in here they giggle as they hid in the bathroom stall. Gee something smells funny in here Derek. Yeah like something died in here. I know it's a high School bathroom. This horrid smell makes even death smell sweet. Yeah sweet. He'll never find us in here.
Oh, I know what your wondering. Did I find them yet well yes. I did. It's just like, well not exactly but like when I couldn't find the courage to pick up that phone to call Zoe. I know their in that bathroom. And it's absolutely perfect. The perfect flush. And it is definitely a long way down. But once I do this I'll be admitting this stuff is real. This can't be real as I pace next to the bathroom door. And then I see the legs scraping along the ground like a couple of snakes doing the worm. Umm I think I have to go, like right now as I open up the mens room door.
I kick the stall in that I sensed them in immediately. Hey I just couldn't hold it so I'm going to have to do a number two on the two of you as I stick them with the twin scythes right between their foreheads and drop them in the toilet like a couple of shish kebabs. I watch it circle and swallow them in the whirlpool. Gee it really is a long way down. Well finally. I'm glad that's over with.
I walk out of the bathroom. Ahh finally and then I trip over someone's foot. Oh crap. Leslie damn it. Their still alive as I literally am playing footsy with the legs as they kick at me. I do a backward somersault flip. Wow, cool. I didn't know I could do that. And they jump at me and I block a kick and then I kick back and it's back and forth. Damn you Leslie. It's like I told Zoe earlier as I kick all 4 legs viciously against the wall. I hate! I hate, Traveling pants and then they disappear and crumple into dust.
I am simply heaving from exhaustion and fright and adrenaline as I walk back into Leslie's office and grab his chalk and write a message on the wall. And then I leave.
------Leslie you are such a dweeb-------
Sighned the Slayer!
The End of Episode & Chapter 1!
Epilogue 1:
So Jake what did you think of your first episode now that we added in the effects? Wow, those, were really cool. But there is one thing I've been meaning to ask you about with the latest scripts. Oh, what's that. This Zombie girl Zoronda. Have you cast her yet? No. Well I mean aren't you worried, I mean she's going to be in most of the episodes this season. Well technically, your right, but you see the plan is we're going to keep her in the shadows and she is going to have small vignettes until the buildup for our season 1 finale where we will need someone cast for her then. But we'll just put a teenage girl in a hood for her early scenes. Don't worry about it. Here Jake. What's this? Oh a bunch of young actresses, and starlets who we're considering offering the role to. Oh, can I look through them? He looks through the pictures of the familiar stars rifling through some descent looking candidates. He gets to the last one and his eyes rest on a pretty blonde singer named Hanna Mon...
---To be continued---
Author's note: Yes I meant the Sighned misspelling, but I don't have a proofreader, so sometimes, it is what it is. So what did you think of chapter 1? You like?