The Final Battle
Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End and the Ending of the Beginning
Once upon a time in a land not not so far away. Actually it was in the next corner. There lived three little piggies. Their names were Grumpy, Cinderella and Rumpelstilkin. One day they got lost in a forest where the three bears lived. And one day a falling star landed near Rumpelstilskin. This enabled him to make a wish upon a star. And therefore formed the story of Rumpelstilskin. After when they found the wish upon a star they saw little red riding hood get eaten by the big bad wolf. And he huffed and he puffed and her bones came out. This lead the three little piggies to run away home to mama pig. Little did they realize that the wolf was following them and that mama pig was actually Pinocchio in disguise. So they roasted Pinocchio to make wood salad. So the wolf cam knocking on the door and said "Hello little piggies, can i come in for tea?". So the little pigs said "Not by the pubic hair of my arm pits pit". So the wolf screeched and squeaked and tweet until the house fell over. Little did he know there was an underground tunnel leading to three different houses. One made of cookies, the other of flowers and the final one was inside a tree trunk. The wolf smelt their scent and ate up the cookie and flower house with the two piggies, Grumpy and Cinderella, inside. They screamed oink oink doink. Cinderella when sliding down the wolf's throat screamed "Weeeeeeeeee!" in joy. He tried to do the same for the stump tree trunk. Which back fired as the tree trunk fell on him and killed him. And Rumpelstilskin jumped inside the wolf's mouth to join his brothers.