(Hello people it's redbird691 here again, this is an idea that he been going through my head for a while, so let me start off by saying this, Naruto will act kinda like Shika only he will actually love action and won't hesitate to get into a fight, he'll also have a doujutsu, which i will explain at the end of this chapter, a little back story, Naruto was chosen by Kami(female) to travel across dimensions and have fun, which he is, she gave him many gifts, a doujutsu, and 5 different fighting styles that he now uses, the Charge style (my own creation) allows him to vibrate the molecules in his body, to the point where when he punches he makes a sonic boom that can hit his opponent, Kung fu, you know how it works, Capoeira a fighting style that incorporates dance, The Slash Style, which allows him to focus energy into his sword blade, and release it in devastating attacks, and finally, he was taught the ways of the destructive blade, turning the wielder's blade into a blade of pure energy that can decimate a target.)
Held hostage, alright Kami this is a new one, out of all the traveling Naruto has done, never once has he been a hostage. A little back story was necessary to understand how he got he got into this predicament. He originally thought Kami was giving him a break dimension, working at a desk job, mingling with the locals, and getting a paycheck. Little did he know that he was about to be on probably the craziest and most badass adventure he'd ever be on. Now once Naruto got to this dimension he realized how boring people are, so for some form of entertainment he learned how to shoot any kind of gun. Revolver, repeater, smg, burst rifle, sniper rifle, you name it he can shoot it. Later on in his life, he was contacted by his boss telling him he was going to be the negotiator for a big shipment their company was supplying. Thinking it would be better than the cubical Naruto agreed. 5 hours after they leave, they get "attacked" by "pirates" saying they've been hired to pick up a disk on the ship. There were two pirates one a big black man with shades, a green vest, black muscle shirt, black pants and black boots. He looked like he worked out if his muscles were any indication(seriously those things are the size of small melons). The girl was, in one word, hot. She had long slender legs, wide hips, C-cup, borderline D-cup boobs, dark skin, and long brown almost purple hair tied into a loose ponytail, she was wearing a black, tight fitting sleeveless shirt that cut off at her stomach, extremely short shorts, barely covering her ass, and black boots. The black man was holding a remington 870 marine magnum in front of his face, and the hot girl was holding a modified beretta 92 to his face. Naruto had a bored expression on his face as he was looking down the barrels of these guns. The black guy was saying shit about if they call the feds then they'll kill everyone on the ship, blah, blah, blah. Naruto was about to return to his cabin for a nap, when the hot girls stopped him saying "where the fuck do you think you're going?"
Naruto turned to look at her, she was still holding the gun, one of two y the way, to him, he replied "I suspect you're done here so I'm going to take a nap (think of Naruto as Shika light, he'll be lazy and smart, but he'll also have moments when he can get serious), but you appear to have other plans for me." Naruto stretched his arms over his, showing off his well built bi/triceps, and yawned.
"You're damn right I've got plans for you, you're coming with me buster." Said the hot chick. Naruto shrugged, and went with the woman. She took him back to her boat, where he was just sitting quietly listening to the two people who were on the boat argue.
"Why the fuck did you think it would be a good idea to bring this guy with use Revy?" said the black man. To which the now named Revy replied.
"I don't know Dutch, maybe it's because Balalika is gonna screw us on the deal, were getting $20,000 out of this, that chip is worth $30,000 this guy is just extra incentive, maybe 15,000 for him." Naruto let out a snicker, turned to Revy and spoke.
"I'm sorry, Revy was it? But you don't seem to understand Japanese corporation bosses, if one of the fish dies, they leave it to the sharks, they aren't gonna pay you to have me returned, sorry." Naruto shrugged and tried to have a nap. That is until Revy unloaded some of her bullets near Naruto's head, not one of them hit their mark. Hearing what Naruto just said, made Revy pissed, Dutch wasn't too happy either, Revy would have kept shooting, but Dutch had her in a hold.
"O.K. Dutch I get it."
"Get what?"
"I'll calm down."
They looked back to their hostage, only to see he wasn't there. They were shocked and moved to the hatch, only to see it close shut. Dutch made a dash for hatch opened it up and saw the hostage sitting on the port of the boat, just sitting there. "Don't worry." said the hostage "I won't jump! Just taking in the smell of the sea. You don't get this smell in Japan, ya know."
"True, true." Dutch said with a nod. He went up to the hostage sat down and brought out some smokes. He offered one to Naruto, he took it, flicked his thumb, and lit up. "How'd you do that?" Dutch asked.
"Sorry but I don't trust you enough with that information, maybe after I'm officially left to the sharks, and we get to know each other." said Naruto after taking a pull. The cool thing about Naruto was he couldn't get drunk or wasted, so he could drink and smoke all he wanted with no drawbacks, like cancer, or alcohol poisoning.
"I can understand that, can I at least get your name?" Asked Dutch taking a whiff from his cigarette.
"I suppose I could give you that, seeing as we'll probably working together, name's Naruto Uzumaki." He finished giving the two finger gun salute, and a smile. Naruto looked out and saw they were about to land. He flicked away his cig and said "I need a drink, know any good bars around here?" Naruto asked Dutch, and got a smirk.
"I know a good place, come on." Dutch said walking to the gangplank. They walked for a while till they came to a bar(don't know it's name) and walk in, and start drinking. Dutch tried to get more information out of Naruto but he was a tough shell to crack "you sure you won't tell me anything Fox?" Naruto gave him a weird look about to ask what the nickname was for when Revy knocks his glass to the side with cup of Bacardi
"Can't get drunk on beer, rum's for real men. But seeing as you worked at a desk job you probably can't even handle 2 of these." Revy started laughing, but stopped once she saw Naruto take the whole thing in one swig. He looked at her with a feral grin. He slammed the cup on the table and both he and Revy said "Bartender, keep the Bacardi coming!" The rest of the bar heard this and started chanting "Drink, drink, drink!"
After ten minutes of drinking, Both Naruto and Revy have had more than 20 shots of Bacardi. They were working on their 25th shot when the two grenades came through the door. "Duck and cover!" Shouted a random civilian. Everyone found cover, except for Naruto. He finished his shot, put down the glass and ordered another. That is until the glass got shot, this pissed him off, nobody and I mean NOBODY messes with Naruto and his alcohol. He calmly got up turned to see people shooting through the wall, sighed and using seals tattooed to his side he summoned twin katana's and got a bloodthirsty look in his eyes, and a feral grin of his face. He dashed towards the closest gunman, who was about to shoot him, cut the barrel of his gun, then cut him diagonally in half. He turned, rushed to the next guy, sliced him into tiny pieces, and said "Come on, can't you guys give a man a challenge!?" HE then went on with his killing spree.
"What the hell's going on?" Asked Dutch who had gone to the back to make a call.
"Me and whiskers were having a friendly drinking contest, when these assholes, came in and broke his shot glass, he then went ballistic. I've got to admit, I'm starting to like the kid. HEY Whiskers leave some for me." Shouted Revy as she pulled out he cutlasses.
Naruto looked back at Revy and got an idea, "Why don't we make it a challenge, who ever can kill the most men, has to buy the other a drink?" Naruto finished with a foxy grin. Revy contemplated and gave a why the hell not and started shooting guys up. "Better hope you can kill fast, i'm already at 8!" Naruto shot at her.
"No fair you got a head start, take a ten second break!" Naruto obliged, hey any excuse to get more drinks, he appeared at the bar and asked for more rum. Revy then went to work on the army men. Naruto took his drink, and got back into the fray.
Dutch got fed up with hiding and yelled "Revy, Fox were getting out of here." Reluctantly both stopped their fun and made their way out the back. On his way back Naruto noticed a revolver lying on the ground. Not wanting a good thing to go to waste naruto picked up the Taurus Judge Magnum, opened clip and saw it had 3 shots left in it, he put it into one of his side seals, for later use. Once they got to the car, Naruto asked "How many?"
"Heh 20" Said Revy with a smirk.
Naruto only chuckled "23, you owe me a drink." Revy yelled "FUCK"She opened her window and chucked a grenade. "those guys were probably hire by me ex-boss to get the disc and kill me in the progress." As they drove off they didn't realize the leader of the army men emerge from the burning bar.
"Well looks like I'm gonna have fun tonight." Said the commander. He took off his glasses and made a call for a helicopter.
Once they got back to the boat, they took off and headed to their drop-off point. The next morning Naruto was having a drink with Dutch. "damn the water looks like crystal in this light, must be cool waking up to this sight every morning." Said Naruto taking another swig of beer.
"It's nice, with the sun right there waking me up. But they must have some good scenery back in Japan, right." Asked Dutch.
"Nah nothin this good, sure you got mountains, forests, but the smoke clouds clog it all, nature at sea is the best." replied Naruto filling up his glass. "I'm gonna go get some fresh air. Talk to ya later Dutch." Naruto made his way to the hatch. Stepped out on the deck, he saw Revy inspecting one of her Berettas. It looked like this would be a lazy ride, that is until Naruto and Revy heard the whirring of a helicopter blade. They looked up and saw the guy who was commanding the assault on the bar. "Well fuck." said Naruto and he ran back to the hatch to alert Dutch of the situation. "Dutch you do realize they we have a helicopter tailing us right?"
"Yeah Benny just alerted me about them, looks like we're in one hell of a pickle." Suddenly the helicopter started firing on them. "In coming, Revy get in here."
"Where the fuck did these ass hats come from, there were clear skies a few seconds ago?" Asked Revy as she got in the hold. After trying to turn around, only to get shot at, the boat was now in a channel. They passed a half sunken ship, Naruto made a comment "This place should be called no mans land. Cause no man comes out alive." They hit a dead end and Naruto brought up "Well the way i see it, we've got two options; one) sit here and rot, or two) think of a way to get passed them."
"What can we do, we got nothing to fight back with." Inquired Benny.
Naruto sat in a meditative pose and used something he never thought use for a long time. He used a doujutsu given to him by Kami, The Eye of True Sight, it allowed to see anything and everything, now anything and everything, he could figure out how to get out of any situation. After a few minutes, he opened his eyes to see the rest of the crew giving him weird looks. "I'll explain later but right now, I have a plan. But you may not like it, this boat was made to hydroplane right?" Naruto said looking at Benny.
"In theory yes, at top speed were only in the water a few inches, why?"
"Simple we're gonna invite them to a game of chicken, Dutch are the torpedos primed?" naruto said with a smirk.
"Yeah, are you suggesting that we hit them with a torpedo, don't know if you've noticed, but they're kinda in the air."
"The half sunken boat back there is the perfect angle for a ramp. We hit top speed, jump the ship and nail them with a torpedo. Hate to say it but that's the only option we've got."
Dutch contemplated it for a few minutes, took a smoke,lit up , and said "That is the craziest plan i ever heard."
"Crazy doesn't mean bad." returned Naruto.
"True, alright, Revy got a sniper and get ready to invite them to play." Revy nodded and went to get the sniper. "Fox, grab a flare, if they fire rockets fire it away from the ship." Naruto nodded, grabbed a flare, and went outside.
Moving at near top speed, Fox(is what i will call Naruto now) had the flare gun in his left hand, and Revy had a sniper in her hands. "Alright it's a game of chicken, Revy come invite them to play." Revy took a few shot at the copter, all just glancing off the sides. The copter shot rockets at the ship, Fox shot the flare, the rockets followed. "Alright now lets get back inside." Said Fox and hey headed back in. The copter started to speed towards them. Dutch hit top speed, jumped the ship, and said "Fire#1! Fire#2!" he pulled 2 levers on the dashboard, two torpedoes fired one missed, the other made it's target. The torpedo exploded, and Fox gave a fuck you, and flipped the bird. "Brace for impact!"
At dusk the Black Lagoon crew was looking rather disheveled, Dutch approached a striking blond woman with a nasty scar on her face, but in Fox's opinion made her all the more sexy. Dutch handed over the disc and said something that Fox couldn't hear. "Hey Revy, who's the hot blond?"
Revy looked at fox with a black face, "Her name is Balalaika, she's the current leader of the russian mafia, all you need to know, and that if you try to hit on her, or you'll disappear of the face of the Earth." Naruto filed that little nugget in his head for later reference. Naruto didn't know why, but Balalaika reminded Naruto of someone, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Fox then heard his old name called.
"Come on Uzumaki, aren't you coming?"
"Hey, "boss", you said it yourself didn't you, I'm already dead. By the way, the names Fox now." Said Fox as he took off this tie and lit up a cigarette.
Foxes ex-boss said nothing and just drove off, and Balalaika drove up next to him and through an open window said "glad to know that you won't be working for that Japonski, but where will you go now?"
"Да очень хорошо" (translation: I'll work something out, comrade) said Fox in fluent Russian.
"Вы говорите на русском?" (translation: you speak Russian)returned Balalaika
"Да очень хорошо" (translation: yes very well) Replied naruto with a smirk
"I look forward to working with you in the future лиса(translation: Fox, pronounced lisa) said Balalaika, in english now, as she closed her window and drove off.
Fox turned to the Black Lagoon "well looks like I'm out of a job. Oh woe is me, whatever shall I do?" Said Fox mockingly
"Well, i know of this one company, they're in the shipping business."
"Who sometimes break the rules to put food on the table, I hope to God their hiring" Said fox as he finished his smoke. "Well if i'm gonna work with you, you may as well know everything about me, I already know all about you."
"Really, and how did you come to obtain this knowledge. Most of it was classified" asked Dutch
"Well lets just say I have my ways, I'd rather not go into it, you woiuldn't believe me any way." said Naruto and they all walked back to the HQ
(Well time to explain Fox's doujutsu, his doujutsu is The Eye of True Sight, as explained it tells him anything and everything, and he can now anything and everything. This includes peoples pasts,he knows where his crewmates come from, and their baggage, and he respects them and won't tell anyone about them. This is also why he could speak russian fluently. Next time we'll have ching's trap and we'll see Fox fight with out his swords or guns. Cya)