Hey guys! Been a while since I've posted any stories, but I'll assure you, I haven't lost my touch. Well, that and that I have an additional comic skill (I'm dreaming of becoming a stand-up comedian, though school's been quite tough). So, get ready for this one!

This story was inspired by the growing trend of "Confessions" page, where people submit anything they want to say (within the normal guidelines, of course), without having to reveal their identity. Now, I don't know how many of you guys have seen one, but it's getting really big. Heck, I have one Confessions page for my school.

Time for the usual disclaimer: I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door; it is created by Mr. Tom Warburton, and owned by Cartoon Network. This is not for commercial activities, just fun :)


Numbuh 2 had no intention initially of starting it. He was only doing his usual routine, which is to do some "intel-gathering". That was his excuse, anyway, if any member of the Kids Next Door caught him with the Facebook page opened. In reality, he was really bored: it's been 2 weeks since Sector V's last mission, and Numbuh 1, who usually ordered things around, was away in family reunion in England (again). Numbuh 2 also didn't have any ongoing 2x4 projects (they've been exploding, anyway), so he thought the way to kill his time was to look at pictures of teenage girls on Facebook.

"Nigel's going to kill me if he finds out," Hoagie told himself. Currently he was on Cree Lincoln's page. Cree was Numbuh 5's older sister, a former KND operative turned rogue. She had been a formidable enemy of KND, allying with Father, but she was still a teen: like so many other female pages, her statuses were mostly about crushes, make-ups, or hottest male of the world.

"Boring," Hoagie was about to close the window (planning to build a new weapon started to become more interesting), when he saw a particular status from Cree to her friends:

OMG! Can you believe this? Someone from New Vermont High School likes Glenn!

The status was followed by a link. Curious, Numbuh 2 clicked the link. A new tab was opened, revealing a Facebook page titled "New Vermont High School Confessions".

"Confessions? I wonder what that means." Hoagie scrolled down. Soon he began to understand the purpose of the page: there were hundreds of "confessions", ranging to acts of vandalism, love, and there were couples of statuses about "YOLO", whatever that is.

As he continued reading the posts, he became more interested in the concept of the Confessions page. Sure, the posts were still boring, but the fact that there were so many people who were confessing, and responding as well. Kind of like a win-win situation: the confessor can say anything without being afraid of his/her identity being known, and the visitors of the page get entertainment.

A light bulb was turned on above Numbuh 2 (a real one). It was Hoagie's invention to inform him when an idea appeared.

"I'm going to make a KND Confessions page!" he announced. He could see it being open to every KND operatives, free for those who would like to confess, and free for other operatives to see. It would be a big hit.

Soon (after he had dinner with his family), he began coding for the Confessions website. There were lots of things that he needed to make sure; the submit form, the commenting system, the security of the website (no teens should be able to hack it), and the secrecy of it. God knows what would happen if Numbuh 2 got caught as the creator.

But he was confident of his programming skills. So, as he typed away on his computer through the night, one thought lingered in his mind.

"Nothing can go wrong."


Well, that's the start of it. And now it's your turn: submit an idea for the Confessions page. It can be about love (typical, but keep it PG-13), YOLO-type actions, gratitude, etc. The format is simple: who is confessing, what is he confessing about, what will happen when the confession is seen. If you're not sure, don't worry; I will be posting the next chapter as an example. But anyway, just send the idea. Who knows, I may use it, and credit you for the idea.

And one more thing: due to my school schedule, I cannot guarantee a quick update. If anyone wants to help out, you're welcome for a group project.

VIVA LA COMEDY!