Disclaimer: if I owned it there would be a lot more gay characters.

Warnings: slash; mentions of sex Ron/Harry if any of those make you uncomfortable please leave

If there was anything that annoyed Harry about his relationship with Ron, it was this. People commenting on the fact that he was so short next to Ron (but then again who wasn't short next to Ron?). There was nothing he could do he knew this. It wasn't exactly Ron's fault he was so tall, it wasn't his fault I was short either (stupid Dursley's and malnutrition), but he still hated it. He hated how when they appeared together he could hear everyone saying how petit, fragile, feminine and/or delicate he looked next to his husband (and most of his husbands family).

So when the woman who was currently interviewing him for 'Witch Weekly" suddenly assumed that Harry bottomed because of his appearance (not that he hadn't done that before but it was not because of his height or 'how small and feminine' he was as the witch put it) it took all that Harry had not to snarl at her, he was already self-conscious about his height.

'How dare that twit remind him of it'.

That was of course until Ron spoke, something he didn't do to often when it came to the press or the tabloids (not that I could blame him we're both uncomfortable in the lime light after a while and beside some of these people are down right scary), but the point isn't that Ron said something to the bi.. I mean witch. The point is that when asked

"When making love to Mr. Potter are you reminded of a woman because of how small and feminine he looks, and if so is that why you're with him?"

Ronald Billius Weasley replied by saying "Everyone's more or less the same height horizontally and I'm not really reminded very much of a woman when being buggered into the mattress by my husband. Now if you will excuse us, my husband and I have an appointment with our bed quite soon."

That was when a determined Ron pulled a shell shocked Harry Potter into the fireplace to floo home. Harry, after calling Mrs. Weasley telling her she might not want to read witch weekly tomorrow, got to show Ron once again how hard it was to think of someone as female while they're pounding into you.

Note: nothing wrong with bottoming. Harry is just annoyed because of the reason they thought he was bottom not because they assumed it per say