-1Update: If I can get another suggestion for a question (for this chapter it was 'is that roadkill?') I'll continue with this fic. It would be nice to get two or three questions to choose from, so put them out there! Don't be shy!
This is a bit of an experiment. I wrote this little story over the summer in my notebook and decided to type it out on a whim. It's based on A Series of Problems by Draco Malfoy-Potter. If I decide to make this into more than a one-shot and it gets sort of popular (which I pessimistically doubt) I'll ask her if that's OK. But I did put in a plug, so I no longer feel guilty.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. My inspiration comes from Draco Malfoy-Potter and the characters are owned by JK Rowling
A Series of Questions: "Is that roadkill?"
"Draco? What the hell is that?"
"What?"
"THAT!"
"Oh, this? It happens to be part of the latest collection from-"
"Yeah, the latest from Armani or Rolex or come other ridiculously expensive store. But that doesn't answer my question. What is that?!"
"As I was about to say when I was so rudely interrupted, these are all the rage in the colonies, so I thought I'd jump on the metaphorical..."
"Bandwagon?"
"Malfoy's do not jump on anything remotely related to wagons!"
"A fancy version of a bandwagon?"
"A metaphorical limo"
"I don't think that's an expression..."
"It is now. Anyway, I decided that is was about time that I bought one. They're all the rage, you know"
"You said. I think that these were 'all the rage' a few centuries ago, Draco. And, by the way, the 'colonies' declared their independence a long time ago. They're a full-fledged country now"
"Sure they are. Anyway, I predict a resurgence of this particular item"
"Somehow I highly doubt that cowboy hats are making a comeback."
"Don't be so sure. I've seen many of these 'cowboy' hats in magazines"
"On girls... Wait! What kind of magazines have you been reading!?"
"Never mind that. Besides, I never said that I don't like to cross the gender gap. You seem to like it..."
"That's entirely different"
"You know you like it... You think it's sexy don't you?"
"... No comment. Besides, I like the dark and mysterious type much better"
"I can do dark and mysterious"
"Right..."
"I'll be right back"
"Now you look like Sherlock Holmes!!"
"Stop laughing Potter! I look dark and mysterious"
"No, you just look hilarious!"
"What would you like now then, my liege?"
"How about something more manly?"
"Manly?"
"Manly, Draco. The opposite of womanly"
"'Manly' it is then"
"..."
"Speechless, are you? Lost for words? Stunned by the masculine essence that is exuding from the very core of my being?"
"That has to be the most hilarious and ridiculous thing you've ever worn! Draco, I have to ask. Is that roadkill?"
"I am deeply offended that you would think that could not kill my own...um..."
"Raccoon?"
"Yes. Raccoon hunting happens to be a very masculine sport. Done by Kings for hundreds of years."
"But I don't think that any of them wore a raccoon on their head, at least not while also wearing leather pants and a fishnet shirt."
"I'm making a very manly fashion statement"
"You are making a very gay fashion statement"
"And that's why you love me"
"Exactly."
Fin.
AN: If I get a good response, I'll continue this story. It would be nice to get ideas for questions (short and sweet please) for another potential chapter in your lovely reviews! Constructive criticism is always welcome, and please tell me if any part is difficult to follow so I can edit it accordingly.