Okay, this is a story I created when I was smartily thinking about peas and cellular static commercials. Okay, so I was bored... So...just read.
Naraku, Inuyasha, Kikyo, an angry Sesshomaru, and Rin are gathered around in a gymnasium for gymnastics.
Coach Naraku: I told him all he needed to do to complete the 'super flippy gymnast thingy move'(a/n: original name, ne?) was to tuck his knees... But he misheard...(glances uneasily at Sesshomaru)...and he thought I said...(gulp) "Fuck your niece..."
Inuyasha: I didn't know what fucking my niece has to do with finishing the move, but since coach told me to...I guess I had to do it.
Sesshomaru: And now my poor Rin has lost her innocence. All thanks to that worthless half breed.
Kikyo: Here. (hands them phone) Now all your calls can be crystal clear so you don't have to get pissed off at your brother, Sesshomaru. (bats her eyes flirtageously at Sesshomaru) Sprint. Um... I forgot my line... Script please..!